Well, chapter 19 here. Before anyone says anything, the main reason 625 was a tad bit OOC was because a lot of time has passed and naturally, he'd have changed, right? Anywho, please review, and now for our feature presentation. (Disclaimer (a necessary evil, just like homework): Ovni does not own any Disney shows or any other TV show, aside from The Pet Rock show that never aired for some reason.)
As soon as Hamsterveil hung up (which was fifteen minutes after I arrived), I decided to put my plan into action. Unfortunately, I would need a huge distraction…one not even 625 could possibly help with…but for some reason, just as soon as I thought that…
"Experiment 537 activated. Primary function: electrical storms." That was Gantu's computer…almost immediately he ran towards the elevator, right past me. As soon as I heard him reach the second elevator, I poked my head around the corner of the crate. Sure enough, there were three teleportation pods, two of which with occupants. I wasn't even sure they knew I was there, but there was no use trying to open them directly. I aimed at a computer console, pulled the trigger, and held my breath. Nothing.
"Man, that just had to happen, didn't it?" I asked myself. I looked at the charge meter and found out why: no battery power. Why did I even bother? But something clicked. I ran over to the drawer 625 had mentioned earlier, and sure enough, there was a plasma cannon with some juice in it. The only problem was that it was too big. "Okay, what to do, what to do…" Oddly enough, no one had noticed I was there. In frustration, I threw the plasma cannon at the control console, which for some no good structural reason, blew up. Luckily, that caused the chamber things to open. But that really didn't cross my mind at the time, because I was too busy wondering what I had just done. A voice behind me caught my attention though.
"Hey Stitch, look, we're out!" Lilo said from behind me. I turned around and headed back over to where I had dropped the first plasma cannon. As soon as I picked it up, a blue koala came up behind me and said something, which I figured meant something along the lines of 'Someone's Over Here!' Lilo came running, and lets put it this way: I cannot describe a more awkward incident that has happened to me so far.
"Hello…Uhhh, what brings you here?" I asked, being a moron. Hey, I'm not exactly the king of coolness, or whatever it's called.
"Eric, what are you doing here? Don't tell me Jumba sent you." Lilo said, as confused about my being here as I was about 625 helping.
"Then in that case, I'm not going to say anything. But anyways, are we going to get out of here before Gantu gets back or what?" I asked, thinking.
"We've gotta rescue Angel first." Lilo said, thinking.
"Ih. Rescue bushi bu." Stitch agreed. I slapped my forehead out of stupidity (I had momentarily forgotten why they were here in the first place.)
"Okay…only problem: I have no idea where she would be…" I said, leaning against a wall. Very much to my surprise, it turned like a trick wall, and I wound up on the ground in front of a cage. Stitch scuttled in on the wall, momentarily reminding me of a blue crab. Lilo followed and gasped.
"What, I'm okay." I said, brushing myself off. When I turned around though, I saw what the gasp was about. Inside the cage was a pink experiment that for some reason was just crying, and hadn't even noticed anyone. Stitch snatched the plasma cannon from me and took out the batteries, put them in the other way (turns out they were just in backwards), and blasted the lock off of the cage. Angel looked up and almost as soon as she saw Stitch stopped crying. Within a few minutes, I was back outside in the main room (Sappy moments like that deserve time alone), trying to figure out how to get the elevator back up. Unfortunately, Hamsterveil made a call at that time.
"GANTU YOU PATHETIC FISHFACE, WHERE IS MY EXPERIMENT?" the white gerbil screamed. I had a momentary leave of my senses and walked over to the view screen.
"I am sorry, neither Gantu or 625 are here at this time, please leave a message and maybe they'll get back to you. Maybe." I said. Hamsterveil blinked.
"Who are you? AND WHERE IS GANTU?" he asked, angry. Stitch walked up and gave me the plasma cannon back before going back over to the elevator.
"I am sorry sir, but you have the wrong number." At this, I pointed the blaster at the screen and fired. Oddly enough, it had no recoil…nor was it violent. I walked over to the elevator, where everyone else was. "You have no idea how much I always wanted to do that." Stitch looked at me for a moment and then muttered something to Angel. All the while Lilo gave me this weird 'who are you and what did you do with the other guy' look. I wonder why?
Fifteen minutes later, we were all outside the ship. Angel was trembling slightly, Stitch was clutching her like most people clutch life preservers when they are out in the open ocean, and Lilo was still staring at me. Unfortunately, it was now just starting to rain, and the closest thing anyone had to an umbrella was that ring force-field thingy. Only problem with that: it was too small to do very much good. Stitch had gotten a huge amount of giant fern-like leaves and was trying to make an umbrella, but it didn't work too well.
"Here, use this." I said, laughing and tossing the afore mentioned ring thingy to him. Stitch studied it momentarily to make sure of what it was.
"Takka." came the response. Lilo looked at me again.
"Why'd you shoot the view screen?" she asked, confused. I laughed again.
"Well, it's something I've always wanted to do since the second movie went out…why pass up an opportunity? Besides, he gets on my nerves…I don't see how he can scream so much and not have throat damage." came my response, surprising her.
"Second movie? Oh yeah…now I remember…but still, where'd you get the plasma cannon? It was too small to be one of Gantu's." she asked, looking at the now wet plasma cannon.
"Jumba had this crazy idea that since I watched the show, I would know enough about Gantu's ship to rescue you…three." I said, counting to make sure I didn't forget something or offend Stitch. "But anyways, it's his. Well, I think it's still his. Guess I'll have to ask when we get there."
Okay, it's not as long as the last chapter, but it's still pretty long for me. Anywho, please review!
