Not much to say, I don't own L&S or Whose Line, apologies to the cast of Whose Line and Chris Sanders if any of them read this, on to the chapter!
"Will Eric Bridge, if he is in the building, please report to the front office? He is being dismissed." a voice over the intercom called. I stared at it, confused. But I decided that if it was my parents, it wouldn't be worth upsetting them. So I quickly gathered my stuff and headed out the door to the office. And when I got there, who else other than Cobra Bubbles would be standing there? He didn't say anything, which led me to believe I was in trouble. A few minutes later, however, showed me why I was being picked up by an "ex" member of the CIA. We pulled up at a lighthouse that looked oddly familiar, and he motioned for me to get out of the car. A fairly large egg-shaped space ship was there, painted what appeared to be lemon yellow, or something like that. Outside of it was a zebra-ish alien with a very big collar…
"This is the human who 'accidentally' created something?" the Grand Councilwoman asked. I didn't say anything, but Cobra nodded.
"Every bit of evidence suggests it was accidental. Might I remind you, the Galactic Federation cannot take military action in this case." he said. Well, I guess the government changed its policy. The GCW studied me, which made me rather uncomfortable. For all I know, I could be heading to some off-planet jail, or even worse, prison.
"Do you have anything to say for yourself before we make our judgement?" the GCW said to me.
"Well, other than the fact that I'm just as confused about this incident as anyone in my situation would be, no." I said quickly, which may have gotten me in trouble.
"Hmmm…We'll be leaving then." she said, still looking at me. "Prepare the ship." she said into a comm.-link thingy. Two raptor-aliens in white suits moved forward, which to me, suggested something that shouldn't be happening.
"Ma'am, with all due respect, I'm not even close to being a citizen of the Galactic Federation and this planet has no laws against experiments, accidental or otherwise. I'm not breaking any laws." I said suddenly, much to my surprise. The two lizard-dudes lowered their plasma cannons, and the GCW blinked.
"Oh yes…my mistake." she said, in a tone that made me feel like she was upset at that. "We'll be watching you, however." And with that remark, she boarded the ship, followed by the two raptor people. Cobra looked at me. I can't really read the faces of CIA people, with them being so serious and all, but I could swear he was smiling a bit.
"You just saved yourself from a lot of trouble." he said. I had one of those sinking feelings that this was only the first time I'd meet the GCW like this.
Later that day, I decided to channel surf, seeing what I could find to watch. A new episode of Whose Line Is It Anyways caught my eye, so I decided to watch. But this episode really caught my attention.
"Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyways, the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter…yep, just like how many movies Chris has directed." Drew Carey said, which made me wonder who he was referring to. I didn't remember there being a Chris on the show. "Anywho, on the far left, the side closest to me I mean, we have the human Karaoke, Wayne Brady! The only guy to actually work on a cartoon in the entire studio, Chris Sanders! The Canadian Animutation star, Colin Mochrie! And the really tall guy who doesn't count, Ryan Stiles!" I grabbed the nearest phone and dialed Lilo's house.
"Hey, Lilo? Go to the Family Channel…yeah, that one. See the guy on the left? The one next to Wayne Brady…no, not that guy, that's Drew. Yeah, that one. You know who he is?" I asked.
"No. Who is he?" Lilo asked, confused.
"You remember me saying that you and Stitch were cartoon characters where I'm from?" I said. I didn't bother waiting for a reply. "That's the dude who produces the show, writes some of the script occasionally, and voices Stitch."
"You're joking." she said, slightly confused.
"If I was, you'd be laughing right now." I said seriously. "Yes, they're doing Weird Newscasters. Call you back. Bye."
"Okay, Colin will be the news anchor. Chris will be the co-anchor. Chris, you're doing a voice-actor who has just met the character that they voice. Wayne will be the sports guy. Wayne, you're an FBI guy who is suspicious of Colin having connections to the Internet Mafia. Ryan will do weather. Ryan, you're…I can't believe this…Drew Carey." Drew Carey said. This was going to be interesting.
Okay, the show will be the next chapter. Please review!
