New Chapter. I don't own Lilo and Stitch or Whose Line Is It Anyways. On to the chapter.
"Okay Colin, start when you hear the music." Drew said. I paid close attention, as this was my favorite game on the entire show. The famous music came on, and Colin started the game.
"Welcome to the 6 O'clock news at 3:47 a.m. I'm Sled Mudbuddle. In tomorrow's news, the price of lead dropped like a lead weight. Now to my co-anchor, Kenny Waterbottle." Colin said, the audience laughing.
"Thank you Sled…In other news…no…wait….you can't be real…" Chris mimicked rubbing his eyes. "No way…AHHHHHHH!" At this, he fell off of the stool backwards and acted like he was in shock.
"OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED KENNY!" Ryan shouted in a Drew Carey impersonation. The screen cut to Drew, who was laughing so hard his face was redder than usual.
"Okay. This just in, Comedy Central has just announced that Kenny died mysteriously in his dressing room after watching Whose Line Is It Anyways. Now to the Sports with Chip Endale. Chip?" Colin said.
"Thank you." Wayne said, eyeing Colin suspiciously. "Now in yesterday's race, the giant squid beat the giant mutated octopus by 3.14 inches. And also, the Internet Mafia made a lot of money…you know about that, don't you Sled? Why don't you tell me how they knew which would win?"
"Ha ha…Thank you Chip." Colin whispered into the collar of his shirt before continuing. "Anyways, now for a look at the weather with Lester Hennington. Lester?"
"Yes, thank you. Today's weather is sunny, which is perfect weather for me to ask Ryan if he likes me. Yes, I love Ryan. I love him so much. I-" There was a buzzing noise coming from Drew's desk, the occupant of which was laughing and banging on the desk.
"Okay, let's move on to Scenes from a Hat. What we did is we gathered all the good suggestions up and put them in this hat." Drew said after everyone was back in their seats. I continued watching, interested. "The first one is…Things the Audience is thinking." Ryan was the first out.
"I wonder if everything he said about Drew is true." he said. Drew buzzed him off, and Colin walked out.
"Who the heck is Chris Sanders?" Colin said. Ryan walked back out again.
"Why won't that tall, hot man call me?" Again, he was buzzed off the stage.
"Why is Colin here? I thought this show was for funny people." came the next 'thought', from Wayne Brady. Drew reached into the hat again and pulled out a new slip of paper.
"Movie lines un-edited." Drew said. Chris walked onto the stage and cleared his throat.
"This is my potato-salad. Is little, and liquid, but good." he said, mocking his own line from the first Lilo and Stitch movie. I sure hope Lilo wasn't watching this right now…I doubt she'd get it.
"Luke, I am your second uncle." Ryan said, imitating Darth Vader. Apparently he decided to bring back an old favorite.
"HERE'S JOHNNY! In today's weather…" Colin said after Ryan had walked off the stage. Wayne was next.
"I find your lack of hair disturbing." he said in a Darth Vader impersonation. Drew reached back into the hat and pulled out another slip of paper.
"What Drew Carey is thinking right now." Drew said, laughing. Ryan was the first one out again.
"Oh my god, Ryan's looking at me…I forgot my toupee…I hope he doesn't notice." Ryan was buzzed off.
"Okay, don't go anywhere, we have more Whose Line Is It Anyways after the break!" Drew shouted before the station went to commercial. The phone in my room started ringing off the hook almost immediately.
"How'd your date with Lilo go?" Michelle asked almost as soon as I picked the phone up.
"Date?" I asked, blinking.
"Neither one of you were at the dance…what happened? Did you kiss?" she asked. I blinked. I couldn't say 'Nah, we were rescuing her pet alien's girlfriend from a whale-like alien.' That would sound stupid…and also I doubt she'd believe it anyways, despite her knowing that I occasionally dabbled in the art of fan fictions.
"I was there, but she wasn't, so I went looking for her…and no, we didn't kiss. And why did you wait till just now to call?" I asked, suspicious of something.
"No reason." she said innocently, right before hanging up. Something was up, but I couldn't figure out what. Marshmallow woke up from where she was sleeping on the bean-bag chair just long enough to give me a confused look.
Okay, that's chapter 22. The rest of the show is in the next chapter…Irish Drinking Songs and that one where two translate what the other two are saying are the two last things, so heads up. Please review!
