Dee: Pop

Amy: Six

Camie: Squish

Cream: Uh-uh

Rouge: Cicero

Salsa: Lipschitz

Chris: And now the six merry murderess
Of the Cook County Jail
In their rendition of
The Cell Block Tango

The lights went up a little bit, and you could see what looked like prison bars. In the back you could make the outline of six girls.

Dee: Pop

Amy: Six

Camie: Squish

Cream: Uh-uh

Rouge: Cicero

Salsa: Lipschitz

Dee: Pop

Amy: Six

Camie: Squish

Cream: Uh-uh

Rouge: Cicero

Salsa: Lipschitz

All: He had it coming!

He had it coming!

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there,

If you'd have seen it

Rouge: I betcha, you would have done the same!

Dee: Pop

Amy: Six

Camie: Squish

Cream: Uh-uh

Rouge: Cicero

Salsa: Lipschitz

Dee: Pop

Amy: Six

Camie: Squish

Cream: Uh-uh

Rouge: Cicero

Salsa: Lipschitz

Dee came out of her cell wearing a black sports bra, and a short black skirt with high heels. As soon as she walked out, the boys' mouths drooped. Then, a black jaguar came out to dance the scene with her.

Dee: You know how people
have these little habits
that get you down. Like Bernie.
Bernie who liked to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP.
So, I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little bit sympathy
and there's Bernie layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a beer
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
"you pop that
gum one more time..."
(sigh) and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.

All: He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Dee: I betcha you would
Have done the same!

Dee: Pop

Amy: Six

Camie: Squish

Cream: Uh-uh

Rouge: Cicero

Salsa: Lipschitz

Sonic couldn't believe what he was seeing. AMY! That was her alright. She was wearing a strapless black shirt with black short-shorts. A silver echidna came to do the dance with her.

Amy: I met Ezekiel Young from
Salt Lake City about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd
fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass. Not only
was he married
...oh, no, he had six wives.
One of those Mormons, you know. So that
night, when he came home from work, I fixed him
his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold
their arsenic.

All: He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
Amy: It was a murder
But not a crime

Dee: Pop

Amy: Six

Camie: Squish

Cream: Uh-uh

Rouge: Cicero

Salsa: Lipschitz

Next Camie came out with green hedgehog. She was wearing black one-strap top with what looked like black bikini shorts.

Camie: Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
in storms my husband Wilbur,
in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the milkman,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept on screamin',
"you been screwin the milkman."
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!

All: He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Camie: I betcha you would
Have done the same!

Everyone had their mouths on the floor when the next person came on stage. CREAM was dancing! But it also surprised them that her dance partner was none other than…Tails!

Cream: Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok,
hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg
lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan
vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja
Uncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltam
a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg...

All: Yeah, but did you do it?

Cream: Uh-uh, not guilty

The music became slow at this point

All: He had it coming

He had it coming

Rouge came out wearing what looked like her usual outfit, but all black. Then a pure white female bat, and a midnight male bat swooped down onstage.

Rouge: My sister, Veronica and
I had this double act
and my husband, Charlie,
traveled round with us.
Now, for the last number in
our act, we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row
one, two, three, four, five
...splits, spread eagles, back flips, flip flops,
one right after the other.
So, this one night before the show
we're down at the hotel Cicero,
the three of us, spoozin' and
havin' a few laughs and
we ran out of ice.
So I went out to get some.
I come back, open the door
and there's Veronica and
Charlie doing Number Seventeen-
the spread eagle.
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.

They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?

Rouge: They had it coming

Girls: They had it coming

Rouge: They had it coming

Girls: They had it coming

Rouge: They had it coming

Girls: They took a flower

Rouge: All Along

Girls: In it's prime

Rouge: I didn't do

Girls: And then they used

Rouge: But if I'd done it

Girls: And they abused it

Rouge: How could you tell me

Girls: It was a murder

Rouge: That I was wrong

Girls: But not a crime

Salsa came out with a silver wolf as her dance partner. She had on a black bra and panties.

Salsa: I loved Al Lipschitz
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy...
sensitive... a painter.
He was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Ruth,
Gladys,
Rosemary and Irving.
I guess you can say we broke
up because or artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead.

All: The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

Dee, Amy, Salsa:

They had it comin'

Camie, Cream, Rouge:

They had it comin'

Dee, Amy, Salsa:

They had it comin'

Camie, Cream, Rouge:

They had it comin'

Dee, Amy, Salsa:

All along

Camie, Cream, Rouge:

All along

Dee, Amy, Salsa:

'Cause if they used us

Camie, Cream, Rouge:

'Cause if they used us

Dee, Amy, Salsa:

And they abused us

Camie, Cream, Rouge:

And they abused us

Dee, Amy, Salsa:

How could you tell us

Camie, Cream, Rouge:

How could you tell us

Dee, Amy, Salsa:

That we were wrong

Camie, Cream, Rouge:

That we were wrong

All: He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself
To blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!

Dee: You pop that gum one more time!

Amy: Single my ass.

Camie: Ten times!

Cream: Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.

Rouge: Number seventeen-the spread eagle.

Salsa: Artistic differences.

Dee: Pop

Amy: Six

Camie: Squish

Cream: Uh-uh

Rouge: Cicero

Salsa: Lipschitz