Amy: Six
Camie: Squish
Cream: Uh-uh
Rouge: Cicero
Salsa: Lipschitz
Chris: And now the six
merry murderess
Of the Cook County Jail
In their rendition
of
The Cell Block Tango
The lights went up a little bit, and you could see what looked like prison bars. In the back you could make the outline of six girls.
Dee: PopAmy: Six
Camie: Squish
Cream: Uh-uh
Rouge: Cicero
Salsa: Lipschitz
Dee: PopAmy: Six
Camie: Squish
Cream: Uh-uh
Rouge: Cicero
Salsa: Lipschitz
All: He had it coming!He had it coming!
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there,
If you'd have seen it
Rouge: I betcha, you would have done the same!
Dee: PopAmy: Six
Camie: Squish
Cream: Uh-uh
Rouge: Cicero
Salsa: Lipschitz
Dee: PopAmy: Six
Camie: Squish
Cream: Uh-uh
Rouge: Cicero
Salsa: Lipschitz
Dee came out of her cell wearing a black sports bra, and a short black skirt with high heels. As soon as she walked out, the boys' mouths drooped. Then, a black jaguar came out to dance the scene with her.
Dee: You know how people
have these little
habits
that get you down. Like Bernie.
Bernie who liked to chew
gum.
No, not chew. POP.
So, I came home this one day
And I
am really irritated, and
looking for a little bit sympathy
and
there's Bernie layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a beer
and
chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
"you
pop that
gum one more time..."
(sigh) and he did.
So I
took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning
shots...
...into his head.
All: He had it coming
He had it coming
He
only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd
have seen it
Dee: I betcha you would
Have done the same!
Amy: Six
Camie: Squish
Cream: Uh-uh
Rouge: Cicero
Salsa: Lipschitz
Sonic couldn't believe what he was seeing. AMY! That was her alright. She was wearing a strapless black shirt with black short-shorts. A silver echidna came to do the dance with her.
Amy: I met Ezekiel Young from
Salt Lake City
about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it
off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to
work, he'd come home, I'd
fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
And
then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my
ass. Not only
was he married
...oh, no, he had six wives.
One
of those Mormons, you know. So that
night, when he came home from
work, I fixed him
his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just
can't hold
their arsenic.
All: He had it coming
He had it coming
He
took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he
abused it
Amy: It was a murder
But not a crime
Amy: Six
Camie: Squish
Cream: Uh-uh
Rouge: Cicero
Salsa: Lipschitz
Next Camie came out with green hedgehog. She was wearing black one-strap top with what looked like black bikini shorts.
Camie: Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin'
up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
in storms
my husband Wilbur,
in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin'
the milkman,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept on
screamin',
"you been screwin the milkman."
And then
he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!
All: He had it coming
He had it coming
He
only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd
have seen it
Camie: I betcha you would
Have done the same!
Everyone had their mouths on the floor when the next person came on stage. CREAM was dancing! But it also surprised them that her dance partner was none other than…Tails!
Cream: Mit kersek, en itt? Azt
mondjok,
hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg
lecsaptam
a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan
vagyok. Nem tudom mert
mondja
Uncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltam
a rendorsegen
megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg...
All: Yeah, but did you do it?
Cream: Uh-uh, not guilty
The music became slow at this point
All: He had it coming
He had it coming
Rouge came out wearing what looked like her usual outfit, but all black. Then a pure white female bat, and a midnight male bat swooped down onstage.
Rouge: My sister,
Veronica and
I had this double act
and my husband,
Charlie,
traveled round with us.
Now, for the last number
in
our act, we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row
one, two,
three, four, five
...splits, spread eagles, back flips, flip
flops,
one right after the other.
So, this one night before the
show
we're down at the hotel Cicero,
the three of us, spoozin'
and
havin' a few laughs and
we ran out of ice.
So I went out
to get some.
I come back, open the door
and there's Veronica
and
Charlie doing Number Seventeen-
the spread eagle.
Well,
I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out. I can't
remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the
blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.
They had it coming
They had it coming
They
had it coming all along
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How
could you tell me that I was wrong?
Rouge: They had it coming
Girls: They had it coming
Rouge: They had it coming
Girls: They had it coming
Rouge: They had it coming
Girls: They took a flower
Rouge: All Along
Girls: In it's prime
Rouge: I didn't do
Girls: And then they used
Rouge: But if I'd done it
Girls: And they abused it
Rouge: How could you tell me
Girls: It was a murder
Rouge: That I was wrong
Girls: But not a crime
Salsa came out with a silver wolf as her dance partner. She had on a black bra and panties.
Salsa: I loved Al Lipschitz
more than I can
possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy...
sensitive... a
painter.
He was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out
every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found
Ruth,
Gladys,
Rosemary and Irving.
I guess you can say we
broke
up because or artistic differences.
He saw himself as
alive
and I saw him dead.
All: The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The
dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Dee, Amy, Salsa:
They had it comin'
Camie, Cream, Rouge:
They had it comin'
Dee, Amy, Salsa:
They had it comin'
Camie, Cream, Rouge:
They had it comin'
Dee, Amy, Salsa:
All along
Camie, Cream, Rouge:
All along
Dee, Amy, Salsa:
'Cause if they used us
Camie, Cream, Rouge:
'Cause if they used us
Dee, Amy, Salsa:
And they abused us
Camie, Cream, Rouge:
And they abused us
Dee, Amy, Salsa:
How could you tell us
Camie, Cream, Rouge:
How could you tell us
Dee, Amy, Salsa:
That we were wrong
Camie, Cream, Rouge:
That we were wrong
All: He had it coming
He had it coming
He
only had
Himself
To blame.
If you'd have been there
If
you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
Dee: You pop that gum one more time!
Amy: Single my ass.
Camie: Ten times!
Cream: Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.
Rouge: Number seventeen-the spread eagle.
Salsa: Artistic differences.
Dee: Pop
Amy: Six
Camie: Squish
Cream: Uh-uh
Rouge: Cicero
Salsa: Lipschitz
