HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A DADDY ?

As kain enttered the Sarafan's stronghold, he wasn't aware of the tragedy that would come. Yes, Kain, the great master of the world, the ruler of Nosgoth, the big green slug with hands full of claws and a mouth full of teeth (or the sexy bodybuilt vampire if you prefer) had…a…nose-right-in-the-middle-of-his-face ! No just kidding guys , don't mind.

So, Kain went to the Sarafan's Stronghold to turn six dead bodies into vampires. Who could be those six dead bodies ? Maybe the dwarves poisoned by Snow White ? no, they're seven. Sorry…anyway you know who they are.

But Kain wasn't alone. He was with an old friend : Vorador. Both of them looked at the grey, cold stoned-grave. Vorador came because he wanted to see how to turn a guy into a monster and he also was sure Kain wouldn't manage to do it ( so he came just for fun). Kain, on the other hand wanted to show and prove that he wasn't an idiot and that he could use the Heart of Darkness.

are you sure they're the right persons ?

I mean, if they aren't the right persons, there is no need to open these graves.

Not that I'm afraid but if they aren't the right persons, we don't need to stay here longer.

and then we can go out.

and taste fresh blood.

I mean, rotten blood isn't what I prefere, and I'm sure you'll enjoy fresh blood too.

and I'm sure there's no more blood in their bodies, then they're dead.

…sigh

and what if we turn other people into vamp…(cut by Kain)

Vor ?

Yes ?

SHUT UP !

But…

No.

Why « no » ?

No « but »

No « but » ? but why « no but » ?

Because no but !

No but ?

No but.

Five minutes after, they were still looking at the epitaphes without batting an eyelid.

Kain ?

Sigh what ?

I dunno if I can ask…

What ?

I was thinking : if they're dead, why don't we go away and…

Vory my dear, would you please touch you think that's made by two lips ( Vorador touched his mouth, happily) and shut it up. Not that you're getting on my nerves, not that you're irritating, but I need to concentrate.

Why ?

sigh To wake them up.

Do they sleep ?

No they are dead.

So you can't wake them up !

Of course I can.

But you said they were dead ?

Just look at me and close your mouth.

Yes !

And shut up

Yes !

And don't say anything

Yes ! but, why ?…

There was silent for a while. Vorador was totally lost with his mouth half-openned and his eyes were about to pop out of his head. Kain was ready to squash him but he slowly and ca-lm-ly massaged his temples with his claws, trying to put all what had been said in order in his mind. Then he turned to Vorador and said :

where you a blondie before dying ?

a what ?

nothing…

…Kain ? there is something I need to know, have you ever used the Heart of Darkness ?

uh…no, why ?…