Rayearth Short Stories

a/n: Inspiration hit as soon as the chocolate milk took effect...

Disclaimer: I don't own what's going to be used.

Dancing with Ascot

The vengabus is coming
And everybody's jumping
New york to san Francisco
An intercity disco
The wheels of steel are turning
And traffic lights are burning
So if you like to party
Get on and move your body

Fuu walked in on a most peculiar scene. Ascot was wiggling his body in a manner most amusing which caused her to giggle.

"Mr. Ascot," she began, "what, may I ask, are you doing?" she asked. Ascot looked up from his dancing and blushed.

"I'm dancing."

"I could see that," she paused to let a giggle subside, "Where did you hear that song?"

"From Umi, she said that it was on a thing called an 'iPod', whatever that is." he explained walking toward Fuu.

"You were dancing to it."

"I know, it was a good song, I like it more than the music we get in Cephiro." With that said, Ascot turned on the iPod once more and began getting his groove on once more to the Venga Boys. Fuu sighed, leaving the room to find Umi.

"Miss Umi, why is Ascot dancing to the Venga Boys?" Fuu asked upon finding Umi in the kitchen, baking.

"He likes the song; I can't tear him away from my iPod. I have to hide it at night so he won't wake up the others.

Are you comin' with me?
Come let me take you on a party ride
And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you
I'll teach you the electric slide

Fuu had once again walked in on another dancing session of Ascot's, this time to the electric slide, which, by surprise, he was doing the right dance moves to it.

'Umi must've taught him.' she thought to herself.

"Mr. Ascot, you're doing the electric slide perfectly. Did Miss Umi show you how to dance to it?" she asked. Ascot looked up from his dip and shook his head.

"Hikaru showed me. It was really hard at first, but now it's easy." Ascot said. Fuu shrugged and left the room.

"The electric slide?" Caldina asked Umi after walking in on Ascot dancing.

"Some song that's really popular at dances in America. I hosted a foreign exchange student and she brought some of that music." Umi explained. Caldina blinked.

"What's an 'America'?" she asked.

"Another country, kind of like Chizeta."

"I see."

I like big butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung

Ferio blinked. What in the hell was Ascot doing singing, or more rather, rapping about butts when he couldn't even talk to Umi without blushing or stammering?

"Ascot what are you doing?" Ferio questioned. Ascot stopped from his rapping, and the smacking of his butt when he saw the prince of Cephiro staring at him.

"I'm singing this song about butts. It's catchy." Ferio sighed.

"Where do you get this music from?"

"Umi's iPod."

"What's that?"

"A music making device."

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A...

"Ascot! What the hell are you singing!" Umi cried seeing Ascot and Ferio doing the YMCA.

"This song called the 'YMCA'. I don't understand what they're saying about 'ymca'."

"You don't want to know." she said before leaving the room.

The next night, Ascot had gathered everyone inside the largest room of Umi's mansion with a stereo set up. Those that entered the room looked around.

"Did you help them set this up, Miss Umi?" asked Fuu. Umi shook her head.

"They did it themselves."

"Oh my." That was when the music started. Ascot, Ferio and Hikaru jumped out from behind a large potted plant.

"The vengabus is coming
And everybody's jumping
New york to san Francisco
An intercity disco
The wheels of steel are turning
And traffic lights are burning
So if you like to party
Get on and move your body " Hikaru sang, dancing much like Ascot did in the beginning. The music changed from that song to the electric slide.

"Are you comin' with me?
Come let me take you on a party ride
And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you
I'll teach you the electric slide" Ferio sang, much out of tune. Umi and Fuu cringed.

"He's your boyfriend." Umi said as the music made a change.

"I like big butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung" Ascot rapped. Umi blinked, followed shortly by small fits of giggles by the others in the room, minus Lantis and Lafarga who were chuckling quietly. The music changed once more as Hikaru, Ascot and Ferio took the positions.

"It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A." They all sang and did the movements to.

When the concert ended, Umi was giggling uncontrollably while everyone else was laughing. Ferio, Ascot and Hikaru looked hurt.

"Were we that bad, Fuu-chan?" Hikaru asked tears springing forth to her eyes. Fuu shook her head and wiped the tears from her eyes.

"You guys were wonderful. Oh, and Ferio-kun, you can't sing very well." she added hastily. The other Cephirans nodded in agreement while giving Umi, who was now rolling on the floor crying, a strange look.

"We weren't that funny, Umi." Ferio said glaring at Umi.

"Please," the water knight began, "Never do that again!" she said before leaving the room, giggles escaping from her mouth. The others sighed and helped rearrange the room back to its original look.

A/n: Wow, all the greatest songs for people to make fools of themselves to, in one chapter! Review!