Hi everyone and welcome to the second chapter of "Why?" by WallofIllusion! This chapter is Fruits Basket! Enjoy!


WHY?

It is the question that haunts us all. For ages, man has tried to formulate an answer, but nothing is sufficient. Everyone has their own opinion on the matter—even anime characters—and no one response can be deemed wiser or more foolish than the other. Greater than "Chicken or Egg?", it is:

"WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?"

TOHRU:
Uwaaa! What a cute chicken!

SHIGURE:
To look at all the beautiful young high school girls. gets whacked

YUKI:
It did it because it didn't want to.

YUKI FAN CLUB:
The demon chicken is trying to get close to Prince Yuki… but we'll stop it… heh, heh…

UO:
It just did. You got a problem with that, punk?

HANA:

I sense that it needed to reach the opposite sidewalk… yes…

MEGUMI HANAJIMA:
It had to according to the curse I placed on it.

KYO:
To beat that !#$ rat!

KAGURA:
…To get to the other… to get to Kyo! Have you been cheating on me, Kyo!

HATORI:
I don't know. Now, open your mouth and say "ah…"

MOMIJI:
An die andere Seite gelangen!

HATSUHARU:
I have no ide… snap You wanna know why? Do you really wanna know why? Then come at me!

AYAME:
To eradicate the rift between itself and its younger brother o!

KISA:

MAYUKO-SENSEI:
Don't be so informal with the chicken! Call it "Great Teacher Road-Crosser!"

MITCHAN:
Noooooooooo! Sensei, you promised you'd know why it crossed by now! starts writing suicide note

MINE:
glint in eye Shall we dress the chicken in THAT dress? Yes, I think that would be very cute…

HIRO:
Why do you care? Are you saying chickens shouldn't cross roads? Are you saying they're not allowed to? If the animal that crossed the road was a bear, would you still challenge its right to cross the road? Honestly, people ask the most ridiculous questions!

OKAMI-SAN:
I will apologize to the WORRRRRRRRLD for the chicken!

RITSU:
I'm so sorry! I had no idea that my very existence caused people such pain by forcing chickens to cross roads. I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooo sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry!

AKITO:
…Perhaps I shall put the chicken in that special room…… with the butcher…

NATSUKI TAKAYA:
Oh yeah! I can't wait to play that new video game with a chicken crossing the road!


Thank you everyone for your kind reviews on the first chapter. I'm very glad that these are actually turning out to be funny; that's very encouraging for a regular angst-writer to hear XD. My psychiatrist glad to hear it too. (Kidding! So kidding XD.)

Oh, and Momiji said "To get to the other side" in German .