Sorry I've been sort of neglecting this thing lately. Well I'll post the next one really soon after this so HERE YOU GO:
LuLu woke up very confused. "Where am I?" she thought to herself. She looked around and quickly noticed that she was in the hospital. She touched her head and felt a slight bump on it. And looking around she also noticed that FiFi was here too.
"What happened to me?" she asked, this time, out loud.
"Y'all are in the hospital, countre peach," said a mysterious voice, "You fainted and your friend both fainted. I saw y'all and called the ambulance."
"Who are you?" asked Shani, she had just woken up.
"I'm Yolanda Nimbicle, don't y'all remember me?"
"No," they both said in unison.
"I was y'all's waiter today at the Houston Diner."
"Oh, now I remember you!" said Emu.
"Y'all better get some rest; y'all took big bumps on y'all's heads. I'll be in the other room if y'all need me."
"Thanks, Yolanda," said Shananigagger sweetly. Changing to a much angrier tone, she turned to Emulander and said, "What the hell happened?"
"Don't you remember? I saw the two girls wearing the 'I Love Holly Diff' shirts and fainted? I don't remember what happened to you, though."
"Oh, now I remember! I saw a Holly Diff museum! Really, what is happening to the world?"
"I don't know, but we must put a stop to it," said LuLu, determined.
Yolanda entered the room right then, "What are y'all talking about?"
"Nothing," said FiFi, quickly.
"I know when I'm a being lied to," said Yolanda.
"Ok, we're planning on murdering Holly Diff," admitted Emu. "But promise that you won't tell anyone."
"Oh, yay! I wanna help," Yolanda exclaimed. "I hate that fake slutty bitch!"
"You wanna go with us?" asked Shani.
"Ok!" said Yolanda excitedly, "We'll leave in a few hours, because your doctors said that y'all need your rest."
"Thanks Yolanda," FiFi and LuLu said in unison. Yolanda left the room, and FiFi and LuLu fell asleep shortly afterwards.
Two hours later, Emu, Shani, and Yolanda left the hospital and hit the open road. "On the road again, so happy to be, on the road again!" sang Yolanda.
"STOP THE SINGING!" shouted LuLu.
"I used to be a truck driver, you know," Yolanda told Shananigagger. "But then I retired to achieve my dream of being a truck-stop diner waitress."
"Wow…that's so…inspiring," replied FiFi.
"So kids, remember that no matter what, you can achieve your dream," Yolanda told them.
"Yeah like we are right now, by killing the Diffster," Shani said.
"HITCHHIKER! HITCHHIKER!" screamed Emulander, "STOP THE CAR! IT'S A HITCHHIKER!"
FiFi stopped the car. "You know I've always dreamed of picking up a hitchhiker," Yolanda said excitedly.
"Hi y'all my name's DeDe," said the hitchhiker.
"Hi DeDe," everyone said as if they were at an AA meeting.
"Where y'all headed?" DeDe asked.
"We're going to L.A. to kill Holly Diff," FiFi said.
"FIFI!" LuLu said angrily.
"No, it's ok. I really hate her," said DeDe. "Hey can I help?"
"Sure," said Emu.
"Ya know whut thay always say? The sun ne'r sets on a rat playin' hopscotch... nosiree." Yolanda said, profoundly.
"Wow, that was random," said Shani.
"Well I'm a random person," she replied.
"EMU! EMU! EMU! EMU!" screamed Emulander. She was very excited because she loves emus. She got her nickname from them (An emulander is an airplane flown by emus).
"Is that really a…?" asked DeDe.
Shananigagger tried to swivel the car around the emu, but it looked as if they were about to crash into it. "AHH!" they all screamed.
Will our heroes make it out of this one? Will Emulander get to see the emu? Will they ever make it to L.A. to kill Holly Diff? Find out in the next chapter!
