I know this part seems WAY DIFFERENT than the rest of the story. That's because this part I wrote with my friends (I really wrote the other part with them too, but we lost the paper that that part was on. So I re-wrote the other part). So this one has a lot more accents and "Newsies" references.

NOTE: If you're a fan of Michael Jackson, you may be offended by this chapter. So if you are, don't read anymore. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Emulander, Shananigagger, Yolanda, and DeDe, all dressed up as "young children," walked through the gates of the Sometimesland Ranch. Shananigagger was wearing suspenders because as you know, that is the secret signal to get into Micael Johnson's Mansion and she's a big fan of Spot (don't ask). Yolanda was wearing a sailor suit and carrying a big lollipop. Emulander was wearing long braids and was wearing a childish "party dress." And DeDe was wearing a cape and carrying a jack-in-a-box (Cause she's weird like that). Anyways, the door opened and a clown greeted them.

"Hello kiddies!" said the clown in a scarily happy way, "I'm the door opener! Come on it!"

"Yippee skippy! This'll be a barrel-of-fun day!" said Emulander.

"That was a real knee-slapper," said Yolanda.

FiFi just looked around nervously, fiddling with her red suspenders, "I'se got annudah un settlin' feelin', fellas…" LuLu rolled her eyes.

"Ya know," Yolanda cut in, "I reckon' she's on a Newsies kick."

A strange man with long hair and a surgeon's mask on came into the room. "Welcome children of all ages to the Sometimesland Ranch, where all children are welcome under his breath especially little boys." The children cheer in the background. "Now you all can ride free in my personal theme park and I'll buy you all cotton candy." The children cheer again.

They all went to the theme park. Emulander, Shananigagger, DeDe, and Yolanda all went on the roller coaster. "Huzzah!" screamed DeDe, while on the ride.

Then they all snuck to the side of the house. "We'se gotta ride tha surgical mask an' white glove," said 'Gagger. "Look! I have a t-shirt dat says 'Spot is a hot bum!'" Everyone rolled their eyes.

As the gloved-one was busy on the tilt-a-whirl; accidentally suffocating some poor, innocent, suffering kid in purple suspenders, our heroes snuck into the OVERLY ELABORATE, ORNATE mansion.

"Ya gawds," DeDe muttered, accidentally knocking over the faux-David statue. "Oops."

As the girls frantically searched in every nook and cranny, a shadowy figure crept upon the unsuspecting –

"Dudes, wazzup?" the shadowy figure said.

"AHHHH!" they screamed.

"I'm Bobette, but the Jacko calls me Bob."

"So…ain't you a guy?" Yolanda asked.

LuLu smacked her arm. "That was most certainly too bold!"

"Dude," FiFi said, "That was a horrible English accent. Yick."

"Ya," Bob added, mopping up some Jesus Juice, "Like totally badness. 'Thumbs down.'"

DeDe and Yolanda spotted a tiny animal and began to chase it, for some stew.

"K…" said Emulander, "That was weird. Hey Bob, do you know where Wacko Jacko's room is?"

"It's in his private building. It's purple and there's whimsical music playing from it. Just go fast, because if you stand there too long you'll get hypno-"

"Okey dokey smokey. Let's go Emu," interupted Shani.

"Ok, bye dudes," Janitor Bob said, waving his mop in the air. They headed off to the building.

"Oooo…" said Emu in amazement, from the music. Then she started doing a strange little dance.

"Oh, no! She's been hypnotized by the whimsical music playing from Michel Johnson's private building!" said FiFi, "That must be how he gets the little boys in his room!" Then, she grabbed a stray Yanni and made him sing.

"AHHH!" Emu screamed, getting her out of her trance. "This music scares heebie-jeebies out of me!"

"Hey, you're lucky that I didn't get a stray scary guy with the deformed cheekbones from the Black Eyed Peas!"

"Oooo…that would've been bad."

They went inside the building. They tiptoed through the Peter Pan toys.

"Yay! It's an elevator!" screamed Shani. "Elevators are oodles and oodles of fun!" She started pushing all of the buttons, forcing them to go on every floor.

"No! FiFi, now we're going to his zoo! You now how I feel about monkeys!"

"Get over your fear. And besides, there'll probably be emus there!"

"Yippee skippy! Let's go!"

Will FiFi and LuLu ever get to the right room? Will Yolanda and DeDe catch their tiny animal and make their stew? Will they ever make it to L.A. to kill the Diff? Find out in the next (or the one after that) chapter!