CHAPTER TWO
YUNA TALKS TO HERSELF
(Yay! Already the next chapter. I'm having too much fun writing this. Now for the disclaimer- I don't own the characters...but I wish I did. Now if I could pull my grades up and get a decent job...maybe some day in the future I might...)
"My body just started dancing by itself. I didn't know what was going on. I was...frightened. Then, while I was dancing, something happened..." Rikku and I giggled at the sight of Lewi talking to herself.
"You sure looked like you were enjoying yourself." Rikku laughed at Yuna.
"I was. It felt like some other person's excitement just took over..." Yuna glared at Rikku wondering if she would comment on this.
"That can happen when you use the Garment Grid. The emotions of the person recorded in the sphere pass to the user." Shinra said while he was scrathching his butt. Well...when I was a little kid I didn't care what people thought either...but he was supposed to be smart...
"Isn't that dangerous?" Rikku asked curiously but I could tell that she got joy out of it.
"I can't really say." Shinra answered as he attempted to dig farther for treasure.
"Share your wealth..." I muttered...but no one heard except Rikku who burst out giggling.
"But it's your invention!" Buddy eyed Shinra.
"Im just a kid." Shinra answered.
"Yea..a kid who picks his ass..."Rikku commented, But no one payed any attention to her.
"Dancing Yuna? I want to see!" Brother jumped up and down with joy.
"It'll cost you!" Yuna said eying him.
"One moment..." Brother dug into his pants pocket looking for money.
"I bet he'd pay for more than that..." I wispered to Rikku.
"Yea...I bet..." Rikku wispered back to me.
"Hey!" Yuna socked Rikku. "I heard that."
"Yuna's a slut!" Rikku wispered to her.
"And You're an asshole!"
"Better not catch let them catch you talking liked that!" I glared at them...we don't want to cause a mayhem!"
"So how about that money brother?" Rikku asked.
"Just a moment..." He continued searching for it.
"She's kidding." I glared at Rikku.
"What? No dance?" Brother looked sad.
"Yea...too bad...brother gets off on that!" Buddy grinned at brother.
"Why you little-" Suddenly, a alert sounded and brother ran to his station.
"Ehlusehk tydy! Gullwings, du ouin cdydeuhc! (Incoming data!
Gullwings, to your stations!)" Brother yelled at us! Yuna ignored that and started to walk toward brother.
"Yuna...has my talking... gotten better?" Yuna walked up to brother and now...they were alone.
"He really has improved quite a bit. He told me that he practiced just so that he could talk with me more." Yuna talked to herself outloud but I guess brother couldn't hear her. Yuna walked up to me next, tripping over Rikku's foot on the way and yelling "Ow! Shit" and causing everyone to look at her suprisingly.
"Yuna...never talk like that..." Brother looked shocked.
"Yea she does! I hear her all the time!" Rikku laughed. Yuna just giggled and smiled and started talking to herself about me.
"This is Paine. I look up to her as a sphere hunter...and also as a friend. I still don't know her very well. She's not exactly the talkative type. I heard she joined the Gullwings shortly before I did... Rikku doesn't know much about her either."
"What now?" I asked and then added an extra "You look up to me huh? Heh Heh..."
"Nothing! Except that I don't look up to you!" Yuna glared at me. Next Yuna walked to Rikku...she looked like she was going to regret that.
" Having fun?" Rikku asked. "Too bad Paine had to tell brother it was a joke...you could've lost your virginity."
"You bet!" Yuna said exsactly what she was supposed to say in the game then adding more "You truly are an asshole Rikku. I'm not talking to you anymore!" She glared at her and walked into the corner and started talking to herself again."It all began when I saw this sphere of you. At least, it looked like you. I couldn't say for sure. I thought I might find more spheres like it if I joined the Gullwings. So I did. Oh, in case you're wondering, the Gullwings are sphere hunters, and sphere hunters are, well... This! We fly all over Spira. I'm really enjoying myself.
"Glad to hear it. For a while there, I was starting to feel like a kidnapper." Rikku followed Yuna and said what she had to say then-"I bet Adam wouldn't like the fact that you were with Brother. He would be so mad..."
Yuna: (giggles) Don't be silly! I abhor you Rikku! Why do you have to say such horrible things!"
"Because it's funny. Yes...I'm hilarious..." Rikku walked off to terorize brother I guess. I wonder what she said to him. Knowing Dustin's personality...something horrible.
Yuna went to Shinra next only to hear...
"I know everything."
"Shinra's an Al Bhed. He's a real whiz kid. He wizzes in his pants all the time. He's still not potty trained you see..." Yuna added a bit of an extra description which caused me to burst out laughing. Yuna got up and walked to Buddy next. only to hear a loud fart and-
"Still analyzing...and that was brother I swear..."
"Right..." Yuna held her breath and walked towards brother.
"Duu cmuf! (Too slow!)" Brother yelled. "E tet hud vynd (I did not fart!)"
"Crid ib! (Shut up!)" Buddy yelled.
"Buddy and Brother are old friends. Buddy says he was aboard Cid's airship with us two years ago. When I told him I didn't
remember, he seemed disappointed." Yuna talked to herself again. How wonderful. "I looked all over for him in Final Fantasy 10...but I never found him..."
Yuna ran out to talk to the barkeep. Rikku and I followed behind because it smelled so horribly bad back there...yuck.
"Mish Yoona, what can I do for yoo?" The barkeep tucked his Hypello porn away.
"Our barkeep's a Hypello. No one knows his real name, so everyone just calls him "Barkeep." Brother took him in, and now he
works aboard the airship. He cleans our toilets...messes and when Brother gets drunk he tucks him away..." WTF? Was that even supposed to be in the game? Maybe they cut it out? A floaty thing appeared and Yuna poked the word -rest-
"Shleep tight."
"I wanna try that!" I poked the word rest...and then...everything went black.
I actually had a dream...I dreamed that my friend Isaac shaved of his goatee and sideburns and looked like a leprechaun and he was taunting his girlfriend with lucky charms...
"Cbrana fyja yhymocec lusbmada! (Sphere wave analysis complete!) Gullwings, report to the bridge!" I heard Brother yell. I checked the time and it only happened to be...two in the afternoon. I usually sleep late...but this late? I got up and walked throught the bridge scowling at the hypello who fell asleep with the porn magazine in his lap. So thats what they did for fun.
"What took you so long?" Rikku asked looking a bit paranoyed.
"Whats wrong?" I asked.
"Well...umm...now that I'm a girl...I guess I started my period..." Rikku looked embarrased.
"HAHAHAHAHA!" I laughed at him. Now he knew for sure that girls do not bleed out of their ass.
"Lewi was right...this is hell..." Rikku looked disgusted.
"I'm here!" Yuna ran ran up to Rikku and me.
" Treasure sphere waves! They're coming from those ruins they found at Gagazet." Buddy played with some of the airshops buttons.
"All right!" Dustin acted all preppy and girly like.
"Haqd cdub: Gagazet! (Next stop: Gagazet!)" Brother made some kind of wierd victory salute dance then Shinra kicked him and ran away.
"Why you little-" Brother chased him angerlt.
"I'm just a kid..." Shinra fell on the ground crying...and sure enough...he wasn't potty trained.
"Hey, the rocks are floating!" Yuna stated the obvious.
"Don't tell me we gotta climb up that thing! And Duh! Of course the rocks are floating what else does it look like?" Rikku glared at Yuna.
"No worries. I'll take you to the top. Brother stop sucking your thumb..." Buddy said.
"Ok...we're at Gagazet now...get out...and Yuna...I see you later. Buddy you in trouble now..." Brother shoved us out of the airship.
"Sacred Mt. Gagazet. Silent guardian of Zanarkand,
city of the dead. When the fayth disappeared, the clouds enshrouding
the mountain began to thin and disperse... ...revealing long-forgotten
ruins among its peaks." Great...now Yuna was talking to herself...again.
"Asshole!" Rikku screamed as he slammed the airship shut and drove away
"Yuna!" Rikku and I yelled.
"Can't we leave her?" I asked.
"I wish..." and we automaticaly grabbed Yuna's arms.
"What's your status?" Brother asked,
"Disasterrific! Asshole!" Rikku yelled.
"Disasterrific" is not a word! Say "disastrous" like the rest
of Spira! And I am no asshole. Damn bitch!"
"I'm not listening..." Rikku ignored him.
"Rikku! Come in!"
"You want me to hurt him? In fact I feel like mincing him to tiny little pieces and feeding him to the fiends..."
"That'd be great...as long as I get to peel his theighs.
"Come in!"
"Heave ho! Hey? What are we...sailors?" I asked.
"If we were...I would have thrown her to the sharks long ago..." Rikku glared at Yuna still angry...
"Thanks. That was a little close. You try being in my situation..."
"A little?"
"Come in!"
"We're here. Everything's fine now. Don't forget to clean the bloody mess Rikku left behind." Yuna laughed.
"You saw?" Rikku gasped.
"Yea...I did...hahaha...now you suffer. It was all over your sheets!" Yuna laughed.
"Yuna, keep an eye on Rikku! And why do I gotta wash them? I'll make Shinra do it!"
"You got it!"
We moved across to a stairway and Rikku stood looking at it for a while...
"We're not getting across this way." Rikku commented on something that everybody already knew.
"Let's find another route." I said walking on.
"Hey look an elevator...why do we have to go on it?" Yuna looked afraid since she hated heights.
"A dead end. But you know we have to use it..." I said.
"Just great." Rikku looked scared.
"Think this machina still works?" Yuna asked putting one foot into it.
Yuna pushed the switch to activate the elevator. Just when it seemed ok...
"I wonder how safe this is..." Yuna commented exsactly what we were all thinking.
Suddenly, the elevator went down really fast and we began screaming in panic.
"We're gonna die!" Rikku screamed.
"Dustin...I wanted you to know that..." Yuna started saying then it stopped and she said "It stopped..."
"Owwie. What where you saying Lewi?"
"What happened? Is Yuna okay?" Brothers anxious voice asked.
"Things are...disasterrific." Yuna still looked shocked after our wonderful ride.
"What next?" Rikku asked nervously.
(ANYWAYS I HAD FUN WRITING THIS SO FAR. LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK...I APPRECIATE COMMENTS AND ENCOURAGEMENT...LOL...WHO DOESN'T? )
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