CHAPTER 3 THE SPHERE
(disclaimer-I don't own FFX-2)
"Disasterrific? I am on my way!" We heard brother yell then there was silence.
"What about me? Don't I mean anything to you?" Rikku shouted loudly into the radio thingy. Everyone ignored Rikku and continued walking. We turned around at the sound of some one elses footsteps following us.
"Who's there?" Yuna turned around locking eyes on the three people that we fought in the way beginning.
"Er, Leblanc. Remember that name well, loves!" She did that wierd stance rocking thingy she always did. I turned around to see Rikku try and imitate her stance.
"Ah, the thief." Yuna glared at her.
"Whatever do you mean? That's what I hate about amateurs..." Leblanc glared at one of her sidekicks and fixed her dress.
"Maybe she'll go away if we ignore her. Yuck. Just looking at her makes me want to puke." Rikku turned away.
"You! I heard that! Just as I was saying: amateurs! They have no concept of what it takes to be a true sphere hunter." Leblanc was starting to really piss me off.
"Amateurs? Weren't you following us? Can't you do anything yourselves?" I asked.
"Following? A mere coincidence. And yes...we can do something ourselves. We can cook. Boys!"
Ormi and Logos appeared at the scene with food in their hands.
"You was right, Boss, as always. We make the bestest dishes!" Ormi took a bite of his taco. Mexican food? Wow...in Spira?
"Indeed, following them has paid off splendidly. And I got to eat this wonderful food we made..." Logos grinned.
We sat there and just laughed. Wow...that was wierd.
"Laugh while you can!" Leblanc took a bite of her taco that Logos handed to her, then got ready to fight us.
"Hey! That was a 10 of my hitpoints!" I yelled and attacked Ormi whom fell on his butt then ran away. Rikku defeated leblanc and Yuna finished off Logos. It was actually kinda fun. I also learned something new that day. I learned that the hitpoints that appeared next to you were transparent. I poked the thing and my hand went right through it. I got joy out of doing that.
"Hmph! And this is the thanks I get for going easy on you." Leblanc finished her taco then dropped the smoke bomb and fled the scene.
"Hey! Get back here! Hey...they left the rest of their Mexican food..." Yuna commented.
"Who does she think she is? I shall peel her theighs!" Rikku yelled.
"She's getting hurt..."
We began running after Leblanc and her henchmen trying to beat them to the top of the ruins.
"Hey look!" I can see the time!" I laughed. It was in the sky...odd.
Suddenly logos appeared and said "You look a tad flushed. Why not stop to catch your breath!" And a bunch of enemies appeared.
So we continued running. I didn't even get tired. For some reason in this place you could run forever and never get tired. Wierd. Then Ormi appeared.
"Let's show the ladies a nice, warm welcome!" Ormi yelled and summoned his enemies.
"Wow...how do you run so fast fat ass?" Rikku questioned.
"Yea...how does he do that?" Yuna asked and we continued running.
"Hey look its Leblanc!" I looked up to see her hanging off a cliff, exposing herself to Ormi and Logos below. Free porn for them.
"Would-Would you, would you stop staring!" Leblanc yelled to her henchmen.
We ignored her and proceeded to the top of the cliff to only be greated by and ugly spider thing named Boris. Why the hell would you name a spider? Why?
"It figures we'd run into something like this." Rikku crouched to the ground.
"It comes! Help me...I hate spiders..." I complained. I don't know why...I had always hated them...and now we had to battle them. Finally we defeated it. Whew...I hated it so much.
"C'mon Paine!" Rilkku yelled and ran after Yuna.
"Found it!" Yuna yelled and I came in just as she was tucking the sphere into this wierd bag that she had.
Suddenly, Leblanc appeared with her henchmen.
"It's obvious to the trained eye. That sphere's just a dud. Perfect for the Dullwings." Leblanc said and then she left the scene with her henchmen and was scolding Ormi for being so fat.
"If you weren't so fat you coud've run faster!" She yelled at him.
"Soooorry boss..." Ormi put his 4 chined head down.
"(giggles) Youth wins again!" Rikku grinned. "Wow do I have to act so preppy..." She complained.
"Well, I guess we'll be taking this!" Yuna said and we went outside to the celcius ship that had just appeared.
"Brother! Mission complete!" Rikku yelled into the radio.
"Brother? He's not with you? Shit!" We heard Buddy yell, so we ran into the Celcius and ran to the bridge to see that brother was lying on the floor.
Buddy: He said something about Yuna being in trouble, then he just jumped ship.
"And here he is." Shinra kicked him.
"He's alive, right? Just leave him there." Rikku went up and kicked him as well.
"Can you analyze the sphere we found?" I tossed the sphere to Shinra.
"I'm on it." He said
and went to analyze the sphere.
Yuna went and tried to comfort
brother. "Thank you, Brother." She smiled at him.
"It was... It's nothing!" Brother replied...he looked really pleased to be this close to Yuna.
"Don't strain yourself." Yuna grinned at him. I could tell she kinda had a thing for brother...even if the Yuna in the game didn't then...Lewi did...wait until she met Gippal. I bet she was looking forward to him. I knew I was.
"A leader must be tough." Brother got up to try and hug Yuna.
"Sicko! You bastard!" Rikku ran up and kicked brother in the leg.
"Why do you always have to ruin everything Rikku!" Yuna glared at her and walked off to talk to Shinra.
"You should've let him hug her..." I told him.
"No! I couldn't! What if Adam knew?" Rikku looked at me.
"How could he know?" I questioned. "It's not like he's in this wierd place. Anyways...it's your fault that we're here anyways Rikku. You broke my ps2." I glared at her and walked off.
"Analysis complete. Wanna watch the sphere?" Shinra asked Yuna.
"Sure...but whats this window Shinra? Is this porn? You are bad for a little kid..." Yuna said.
"heh heh..." Shinra crossed it out and pressed play so we could all watch the sphere.
We crowded around to watch the sphere. It seemed like it from Zanarkand long ago.
"I can't believe I actually got a ticket! What a thrill, to be able to shake her hand like that!" we heard some guy saying.
"Think it's worth anything?" Yuna questioned.
"It's not very exciting." Rikku looked very bored.
"Junk...I spit on it..." I started to walk away.
"But we can use it as a dressphere." Shinra said while fingering the sphere.
"This is a black mage sphere! Yay!" I grinned. I always liked the outfit. Everyone looked at me strangely. "I mean...whatever..." and I walked away. I really needed to watch what I said around others.
"Incoming data. Gullwings, to your stations!" Buddy yelled."How long do you plan on lying there?" He questioned brother. "You lazy bum..."
"Aqlica sa. (Excuse me.) At least I didn't fart..." Brother glared at Buddy.
"What is it?" Yuna questioned.
" The treasure sphere data you've been dying for. There's at least one on Besaid Island... ...and another in the Zanarkand Ruins.
"So where to?" Rikku asked.
(ok...so this concludes this chapter. errr...I hope you enjoyed it. )
