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I've got quite a few little stories, this one's a little short, so be prepared...bwahaha...

Legolas Greenleaf was puttering around in his garden one day, when suddenly he felt he couldn't move. Turning to look at his feet, he saw that the tender green tendrils of his new, imported Dwarrow Morning Glory had wrapped themselves around his left foot! Taking his garden trowel, he very deftly chopped two toes off! He screamed in agony, and fell face-first into his Orcen Nettle Bush. Then a worm climbed up his nose! He wrenched himself free, and ran towards his room!

Unfortunately, he tripped on his kiddie-pool and got his clothsies all wet. Then he tripped again and fell in a pile of dirt! Needless to say, the electric eye-door of his fathers' didn't recognize him, so he smashed into those with a CRASH! He fell right into the moat, and was eaten by a rabid crocodile for revenge against his cousin, the chipmunk.

The end.

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