Dragon's Forever
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"Some friends of mine are going to help us."
"That's cool, we need all the help we can get," I replied. We sat in silence as we each devised a plan on how to defeat the Dark Hand. I looked at the clock as it read 11 pm. Fung Jiao and the kids left hours ago leaving Jackie and I behind with the furture of Hong Kong in our hands. My thoughs were broken as the doorbell rang, I followed Jackie as he got up and headed for the door. He opened the door to reveal two Chinese men staring back at us. One was big and fat while the other man was small and skinny like Jackie. For some reason I think I've seen these two men before, but I can't picture where. They gave each other hugs and started talking in Chinese but switched to English so I could understand.
"Chris, these are my kung fu brothers Samo Hung and Yuen Biao, guys this is Chris Tucker."
Chapter five:The mountain of death
"Hi," they said bowing and extending their hands for me to shake.
"Hello," I said bowing in return and shaking their hands. Oh now I know who they are. Stupid, stupid. Their Kung Fu stars and addented the same opera school as Jackie. They have stared in a lot of movies together and Jackie, Samo and Yuen Biao are known as the three stooges or the three amigos of kung fu. They're the most famous comic Kung fu brothers in all of Asia. I remember reading Jackie's book where Samo teased Jackie for having a girlfriend on the set of Project A and how Jackie then married her. Well anyways where was I, oh yeah.
"So we need to find out what time the explosion will be and where," stated Samo.
"The explosion will be at midnight tonight," replied Jackie. "I know it's in the middle of town at a studio of some sort.. Let me think..."
"The old Golden Harvest building," said Jackie, Samo and Yuen Biao in unison. It's kind of funny when Chinese guys speak English all at once.
"Jackie and I will go in his car, you guys go in Samo's," I said walking towards the door as they stoodstaring at me as if I had a burger growing out of my nose.
"Makes sense to me, lets do what the American said," Jackie said.
"Ok follow the America," said Samo. Jackie and I hopped into his car while Samo and Yuen Biao went in Samo's. Jackie drove down his driveway and let me tell you Jackie's a crazy driver. Jackie wasn't like Jade at all. He was like a movie with all those wild car chases, only this was real and not the movies. 'Holly crappers, I'm goanna die.' I thought as Jackie speed up. I put on my seatbelt and prayed to God that if I died today it would be from the explosion and not Jackies insane driving. 'I'll be ok, Jackies a professional stuntman, I'll be fine...wait a minute here. He's a professional at doing crazy things and getting hurt for a living...I'm goanna die, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.' I closed my eyes as Jackie drove to the old Golden Harvest building going 120 miles an hour. I hope we make it in time before it's too late, but with Jackies driving I'm possitive well make it.
"Are we there?" I asked as we came to a complete stop.
"Yes, you can open you eyes now."
"Are we alive?"
"No Chris, we're the reserected dead and living on planet dufass," Jackie laughed getting out out of his car. Ha Ha very funny... Not. I padded my whole body down making sure if everything was attached. Hair, eyes, nose, ears, lips, arms, shoulders, elbows, hands, fingers, stomach, hips, legs, knees, and feet. Ok I think were good. Everything was attached, so I got out of the car and walked over to Jackie, Samo and Yuen Biao. Inside the building I might add.
"Let's split up, Samo you go left, Yuen you go right, Chris and I will go straight," Jackie ordered. ' That's right Jackie you better go with me. I'll protect you...I can defeat the whole Dark Hand with one hand tied behind my back.
"Jackie what time is it?" asked Samo.
"Oh shoot, it's 11:45," Jackie replied walking forward. "Good luck," he said as we split like a banana.
"Jackie, what are we goanna do if they have guns?" I asked walking behind him.
"Get shot, DUH!"
"What!"
"Chris, if you don't wanna come I understand, but I will die saving Hong Kong or die trying." We searched threw five rooms before we came to a big office. There was a total of five men with guns wearing black maskes and dark clothing. In between them was a mountain of bombs enough to destroy all of Hong Kong. (Dun Dun Dun)
"Stay behind me, Chris," Jackie said puting up his fists ready to fight, 'Jackie you don't have to tell me twice.' Jackie sneaked up behind one of them and kicked the gun out of his hands. "Ok don't move or I'll fire," he said as the gun landed saftly in his hands. "Chris tie 'em up." As I walked over to tie them up I felt a hand grab me and a cold, sharp metal object pressing against my throat.
"Chan, I suggest you surrender or I'll kill your American friend," hissed the man holding me captive.
Jackie threw the gun down as a guy punched him in the face sending him flying threw the air. 'Oh I'm gonna die, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Damn I sound like a girl.' My life flashed before my very eyes when Yuen Biao and Samo started to take control. Samo kicked one guy in the gut before he sat on him, while Yuen Biao knocked another guy down unconcious. Jackie got up and looked hella mad. He walked up to the biggest one and punched him hard in the face. Seeing that he didn't go down, Jackie took a gun and hit him over the head with it. Since that didn't work either, Jackie picked up a thick metal bar and grinned at the man. The guy put his hands in the air and started to whine like a sick puppy so Jackie knocked him unconsious with the metal pipe. The last man standing came sprinting over to Jackie and Jackie rewarded him with double kick that sent him flying into the wall. Jackie ran over to the mountain of bombs and gasped. 'I really don't like the sound of that.'
"We have two-minutes until it blows up," Jackie said taking out his pocketknife. Jackie opened the inside of the bombs to revel all the pretty wires, "Samo your the expert here, which one do I cut?"
"The violet... No the blue... No the red... Crap, no the yellow... No the green... Wait, there is no green...-"
"Samo, make up your mind for goodness sakes," screamed Jackie.
"Ok the violet,"
"If I die, I'm gonna haunt you forever," Jackie stated.
"We'll all be dead, big nose," replied Yuen Biao.
"Oh yeah," Jackie said cutting the wires and kablam we all died and didn't live happily ever after. ...Just kidding, the bomb didn't explode and we all crashed on top each other. Jackie on the bottom, Samo on Jackie, me on Samo and Yuen Biao on me. Yuen Biao and I stood up leaving Samo on top of Jackie. "Samo, I'm dieing get off of me." Jackie said struggling. After a few minutes of Jackie struggling Samo got up and off of Jackie. (poor Jackie, I feel your pain.)
"Oh man, what a battle," I said stretching.
"What are you talking about, we did all the work," said an angry Samo.
"Yes, and you did a wonderful job... Just don't sit on me" I said as he came forward. I screamed and hid behind Jackie for protection and Samo backed off.
We all said our goodbye before we went our seperate ways. When Jackie and I were halfway home Jackie remembered something very important. "OH MY GOD... The Dark Hand," he screamed doing a 180 and heading back to the studio. by the time we returned the Dark Hand had disappeared.
"Oh great... Mr. Blonde Jackie Chan...Your always acting stupid... You know I think your secretly a blonde." I laughed.
"Oh right... Well here's a news flash for you big mouth. In case you've forgot I'm Chinese, I can't have blonde hair I have black and what difference does it make anyway," Jackie said placing his hands on his hips before walking back to his car. I don't think Jackie understands what I mean by the blonde joke.
"Excuses, excuses... Having black hair doesn't mean that you aren't blonde, cause I think you are," I said getting into his car as Jackie took off his shoe and stuffed his sock in my mouth.
"Oh shut up big mouth."
The End
Author's note: Okay fokes that's all for this chapter.. Stay tooned for the next instalment Dream or Fate.. coming soon
