Ex-tremely sorry for not updating! I know y'all are insatiable fiends and need your daily gore. Here are are a few haiku poems dealing with the death of our favorite protagonist.
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Legolas-fair elf
Dies with the best of 'em, yes
Not too soon for me
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Elvish footsteps sound
In the bracken and leaf mould,
Fall into slime pit deep
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Walking in the trees
Feet balancing on branches
Plummet into space
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Leggy, traipsing home
Near the enchanted river
Oops, slipped, napping now.
(My personal favorite)
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Bow-and-arrow aims,
Targets the orcish sniper
Didn't watch his back.
(My brother's personal favorite)
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Spider infested
forest he calls home sweet home
they're digging his grave
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home sweet home, he says
but only partially, for
you can't talk when squooshed
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Pulpy gore-filled skull
Used to belong to an elf
Who annoyed me, see?
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Well known pretty-boys
shouldn't go near to Oddwen
She bites.
>>>Thanks for reading!
