Ex-tremely sorry for not updating! I know y'all are insatiable fiends and need your daily gore. Here are are a few haiku poems dealing with the death of our favorite protagonist.

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Legolas-fair elf

Dies with the best of 'em, yes

Not too soon for me

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Elvish footsteps sound

In the bracken and leaf mould,

Fall into slime pit deep

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Walking in the trees

Feet balancing on branches

Plummet into space

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Leggy, traipsing home

Near the enchanted river

Oops, slipped, napping now.

(My personal favorite)

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Bow-and-arrow aims,

Targets the orcish sniper

Didn't watch his back.

(My brother's personal favorite)

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Spider infested

forest he calls home sweet home

they're digging his grave

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home sweet home, he says

but only partially, for

you can't talk when squooshed

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Pulpy gore-filled skull

Used to belong to an elf

Who annoyed me, see?

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Well known pretty-boys

shouldn't go near to Oddwen

She bites.

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Thanks for reading!