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Attack of the Haro's
Life was just pure hell. A little while back, Athrun, out of the good of his own heart despite all the hell he was already going through, dropped Dearka Elthman at the shuttle station. However, our favourite tanned skin, blonde haired character has forgotten an essential thing needed to ride the shuttle to PLANT. Money.
When did he first realize this? Well, it all started when he was buying a ticket to ride the shuttle. He reached into his pant pocket and there was nothing there. Frantically he searched all his pockets. Next he remembers that he had taken out his wallet to pay back some money he owed to Yzak, and then he just threw it into the back seat since he wanted to sleep badly. Finally, hit with realization he screams.
"SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Now this chapter takes place after that realization. Outside the station, Dearka was sound asleep on the floor. The sun began to rise, the light's ray shining on his face. Slowly he opens his eyes and wonders why his back hurts. Then he remembers yesterday's events. Especially the part after he yelled.
"Those girls were looking at me like I was some kinda freak," he said to himself, "I'm starting to pick up Yzak's temper." Dearka slowly got up from the floor and let out a large yawn. He stared at the shuttle station. Then he stared at the high way.
"Damn." He slumped back down onto the floor feeling completely drained already. He had no money meaning he couldn't ride the shuttle. It also meant he couldn't ride a bus or taxi back to civilization. He had no phone on him, and no change to use the pay phones. "I'm hungry." His stomach growled.
Without even noticing, he fell asleep once again. He was later awakened by a light shaking. As he opened his eyes, all he saw was a blur of pink. He struggled to keep his eyes open as he moved his hand, which felt awfully heavy, toward the pink blur. Before he could reach the blur, he was smacked hard in the head by something hard.
"Ow!" he yelled, he was now fully awake as he was hit again and again.
"Pink-chan!" said a soft voice. Then all the attacks stopped. Dearka was now able to look up to only find Lacus and her pink Haro jumping happily around.
Later on in Lacus's limousine...
"I see, so that's what happened." Dearka had just finished explaining the reason he was sleeping outside of the shuttle station. Lacus listened politely, but her Haro's were going crazy. They continuously attacked him for no reason at all.
"May I... ow, open the window? Ow." Dearka asked. Lacus's perfume was killing him. There had to be some limit to how girly a girl could be, and besides that, the Haro assault had to be stopped.
"Go right ahead."
He opened the window and looked out at the country side. At the corner of his eye he saw a Haro coming at him. He quickly reached his hand out and grabbed it. At the same time, another charged at the back of his head.
"You damn pink one..." he glared at the pink Haro as he crushed the green one in his hand. He stuffed it under one of the pillows. "One down, four more to go."
The yellow one jumped at his face. Dearka quickly grabbed it and stabbed it with his handy pocket knife as Lacus was looking out the other window. He threw the dead yellow Haro into a corner. "Two down, three more to go."
The next Haro to be put out of commission was the purple coloured one. This one did a tag team charge with pink. Dearka managed to catch the purple Haro, but the pink one was still able to tackle him and get away. In his anger, Dearka threw in onto the ground hard and stepped on it. Then he picked it up and stuffed it into the mini-fridge. "Two more."
The navy Haro attacked at him from above, managing to bounce on his head for a full two seconds before Dearka grabbed it and chucked it out of his window. "Just one more."
The pink Haro faced Dearka and then did some immensely complex bounces towards him. It whacked him in the face once, twice and three times. The Haro moved too fast and unpredictably that Dearka couldn't catch it. However, he spotted a long blunt wooden stick in the corner of the limo. The pink Haro charged, Dearka moved out of the way and smacked the Haro with the wood stick that it flew out the window Lacus was looking out of. "Home run."
"Ara? Pink-chan?" Lacus looked at the pink Haro flying further and further away. She had the car stopped and went out to look for her precious Haro. But as she was about to ask Dearka to help, she found that his seat was empty.
She looked around confused, he was nowhere in sight. "Ara?"
Somewhere in some city...
Dearka leaned on the wall, breathing heavily. He looked around and recognized where he was. He looked at the house that stood across the street. He crossed the street and walked carefully up the stairs. He rang the doorbell and waited.
The door opened and out stepped Miriallia Haww. She looked a bit surprised to see him but greeted him. "Hey, what are you doing here?"
"Just thought I'd stop by." He didn't really know what else to say, this was only the second time he had talked to her after the war. The first time being that he was asked to help move her stuff here. Then he decided to say, "You have no idea what I went through in the past day and a half."
"Then what did you go through?"
Seeing this as a chance Dearka thought, "Well, it's now or nothing."
He smiled, "I'll tell you about it if you let me stay here for the night."
Milly looked at him suspiciously, "Why?"
"You'll have to let me stay here for the night in order to find out. Don't worry, I may be an animal at times, but I promise I won't do anything."
Curiosity overtook her. She opened the door and let him it.
A/N – Wow, I think that I ended this chapter very weirdly. Ah well. I couldn't really think of what to put afterwards, my brain went sort of stupid. I'm feeling too lazy to even edit this or even read it over to make sure it makes sense. Meh... I was planning to make Dearka suffer even more from the Haro's but I didn't know where I could fit it in. Anywayz... please R&R, and hoped you all enjoyed.
