A/N Hello People... Sighs and rubs head - I hope you are all doing better than me if you want to know why I will tell you my friends The Stupid Turkwheeee, Gip(pig backwards) Dreaming about Love... >D DreamingAboutLove and Gip Yell across to shut up. To the Grunty that goes Beep and The Stupid Turkwheeee. We, that is, the Stupid Turkwheeee and The Grunty that Goes Beep, turn and GLARE (Evilwheee, of course, hahahahahahahahahahahaha!...HA...)And then, out of nowhere, The Grunty that goes Beep draws Tojikin LORD SESSHOMARU SAMA! (it's shiny o ooooooOOOOH...ORO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(GASP DESPERATELY FOR AIR CHOKE GASP WHEEEEEZEEEEEEE)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...and then...(dramatic tension building up.. oh the drama...drama...(ummmm..) DRAMA... HAHAHAHA! anyway The Grunty that goes Beep draws the sword and then pulls this kung-fu swords dudes stuff, and then says "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP... let's go have kiwi pudding with chocolate nuts and mm's...WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" And then we're all like," DUDE! Sweet..." Then we run like headless turkeys to the cake. THE END... by the way, this was written by The Stupid Turkwheeeee, thank you very much...BYE-BYE! Ideas provided by T.G.T.G.B. All Rights Reserved... NOT:)

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Chapter #3 Time for a little Demon Slaying!

The Demon bear charged at Fiona first snarling and showing it's three inch teeth. 'Damn.' thought Van to him self I can't Protect Fiona and stay in this form it looks like I'll just have to...' But before he could think of anything else Fiona withdrew her sabers and took up a fighting stance. "Fiona what are you doing! You wont stand a chance with a broken leg!"

"Really...And what makes you say that?" She asked in an pissed off tone.

"Um..."

Fiona sighed "Just stand back and leave this to me." She could see the bears blood red eyes. against the white back ground. The bear made the first attack as it raised one of it's large frontpaws and slammed it down aiming for Fiona's arm. However Fiona countered it by rasing one of her blades edge side up. and slashing the bear on the backside of it's foot. The bear howled in pain and backed off licking off the back of it's paw. Van watched Fiona in am amazement. He had really under estimated her. until the bear stood up on it's hind legs and stood it's ground

"What is it doing ?"Van asked Fiona quietly. However Fiona did not reply instead she took up another fighting stance and charged the bear with both blades held over her head. then Van saw it what the bear was doing . 'No it wants Fiona to attack...' "FIONA! DON"T ATTACK IT!"He yelled at the top of his lungs. but it was to late. Fiona had already made her attack. The bear saw it's chance it sidestepped Fiona and slammed it's claws into her stomach. Fiona gasped for air as her eyes started to get blurry however she noticed that the Demon had made one Final misstake. It had left the space by it's heart unprotected! moving as fast as she could she moved in and stabbed the bear right in it's heart. the bears eyes clouded over and it fell over...dead "Well that went better than I expected it to..."Said Fiona as she collapsed un conscious. Van ran over to her and took Fiona's pulse to see if she was still alive. He sighed, she was still alive so he picked her up and carried her up to the cave. And laid her in the entrance of the cave. Then he went to retrieve Fiona's sword. As he removed the blade he glared at the dead demon. Then walked back to the cave. As he entered the cave he found it to be quite large with a good amount of dry fire wood, Left over from some previous camper. Van carried Fiona laid her down on next to the cave wall. Then stacked up some wood to start a fire. "I hope that she will be okay." he muttered as he struck a mach and started a fire. For a few minutes there was no sound except for the rain spattering on the ground, and the sound of thunder in the background. Van was extremely relived when he saw Fiona come to. "Hey are you okay?"

"Yea just a little dizzy."

"You sure?"

"Yea...My head just hurts a lot."

"Well I'm happy that you are still alive anyways."

"Ha. You think I'd die after that?"

"Uh...no?"He said stupidly. Fiona laughed then Van's stomach gave a small growl. Which caused them to laugh even harder. when they got over there laughter Van broke out some ham and cheese (A/N ALL HAIL THE POWER OF CHEESE) Then tossed it to Fiona.

"Thanks Van..."

"Hey no problem" he said through a mouthful of ham and cheese.

'Ohhh nice...'thought Fiona 'like I really wanted to know what his chewed up food looked like' "Well it looks like the rain isn't going to stop for awhile. I guess we should get some sleep..."She said changing the subject.

"Uhh oh yea..." muttered Van through another large mouthful of cheese. as he watched Fiona pull out a blanket and wrapped around her self.

"Well see you in the morning..." She yawned. As She quickly fell asleep with the sound of the rain pounding in her ears. Van watched the Rain as thunder and lightning lit up the sky. Then he looked back at Fiona with eire yellow slitted eyes.

A/N Sorry the A/N at the beginning took upmost of my story. I Have personally taken care of the morons Please RR Thanks