Sigh. Here I am posting a new chapter with hardly an reviews. Why do I bother? Who knows. Enjoy whoever is actually reading this.

It took some bribing and promises for a date, but JD managed to get the cafeteria workers to make him some mashed potatoes. Now all he had to do was figure out how to get out of the hospital to get balloons and peanut M&Ms. He also had to convince everyone – well, maybe not everyone – to help.

He walked down the hallway pretending to be busy but the whole time he was scheming a way to get out for a few minutes without getting caught. So far he had nothing. He turned the corner and was face to face with the Janitor.

Crap.

"What are you staring at?"

"Um, you?"

"Funny. What are you doing down here?"

"What are you doing down here?" JD shot back and then mentally slapped himself. He was just setting himself up for this wasn't he?

"Hm, maybe my job? Doesn't look like you're doing yours though. I could get you in trouble for that you know."

JD decided not to respond to that so as not to make the Janitor start with the whole 'I'm – not – important – is – that – it' speech.

" So you think I'm so unimportant that you can't even talk to me huh?" The Janitor furrowed his brows. JD just walked away.

I bet nobody would miss him if he went away for . . . hold on!

JD paused and turned around facing the Janitor. The Janitor looked up again.

"What?"

"Could you do me a favor . . .?"

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JD strolled down the hallway content with himself. Everything was going as planned. The decorations were set, the food was ready, and everyone was hiding in the lounge to surprise him. Now all they needed was Dr. Cox.

JD was in charge of getting Dr. Cox to come to the lounge and just in case it didn't work, Elliot was waiting to try. He hoped it didn't mess up with her. Finding Dr. Cox at the front desk he continued strolling, trying his best to pretend nothing was going on.

He sidled up next to Dr. Cox but before he could say anything, Dr. Cox turned to JD.

"Whatever it is, not now Emily. I'm busy and I don't have time for your childness." And then he walked away. JD stomped his foot.

Damn! Is 'childness' even a word? Not important!

JD saw Elliot peeking around a corner and he shook his head. She nodded and scampered off. He hoped this worked or they were screwed. He hoped even more that Dr. Kelso didn't find out about this. They would be double screwed then.

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Elliot caught up to Dr. Cox. It took him a minute to notice her there. He moaned and tried to walk faster but the hallways were too crowded.

"Not you too Barbie! What is it with you guys today! Why can't you just leave me alone!" he complained begging inside that this wasn't some lame attempt to get him to a surprise party.

"I need your help with something somewhere."

"Not too vague are we there? I'm very busy with patients. Go do. . . whatever you do." He tried walking fast again but ended up in nearly knocking someone over.

"If you have patients, where are your charts?" Elliot pointed out. Dr. Cox sighed again and stopped walking.

"You caught me Barbie. Now what is it? Make it snappy, I plan on being busy at some point on the near future."

Elliot was trying to think of something to say. She never thought she would get this far.

"Um. . ."

"Don't think too hard now, it doesn't suit you."

"Carla got sick in the lounge and I thought she was just sick but she passed out!" she said all in one breath. Elliot hoped he would believe her.

"Why didn't you come sooner? I swear you guys are so. . ." he mumbled as he ran off towards the lounge with Elliot next to him.

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Meanwhile inside the room, Carla adjusted her position behind the couch she was hiding behind with Turk.

"I swear if I find where JD is hiding I'll kill him for making me sit like this."

"Aww, this is going to be fun baby! Relax." Turk smiled. Carla shook her head.

"I told him that Cox won't like this. He didn't listen." Suddenly the room was filled with shushing as the sound of running footsteps got closer. The door swung open with a loud bang, hitting The Todd square in the face. The light flicked on.

"SURPISE!" they all jumped out and yelled. Dr. Cox took in the sight of the decorated room, everyone smiling at him, and his favorite foods on a table and fainted. Everyone fell silent as they stared at Dr. Cox on the floor.

"Hey, he fainted!" Ted pointed.

"No shit!" a voice called out from the back of the room.

Hello? Anyone out there:calls into the black abyss: Oh, well. Maybe there will be someone tomorrow. . .

Chapter 3 is coming by the way.