"Come on Willow, help me out here. What do you get The Slayer for Christmas?" Xander asked his friend as he and Willow walked down the halls of Sunnydale High.
"Don't know about Christmas. I'm Jewish here remember?" Willow said.
"Well that's good and all but while you're spinning your little dradle I am going to look like an idiot at Buffy's Christmas party." Xander said.
"Don't worry I'm sure you will come up with something before then." Willow said comforting her friend.
"Oh I've got it. Gee Buff thanks for saving my life a bunch of times here is a nice big fluffy sweater. Giles! You're the man with all the plans what did you get Buffy?" Xander asked.
"A throwing ax. It's quite nice." Giles said as if picturing it in his mind.
"Of course! She is the slayer I should get her a weapon. Maybe a nice set of throwing knives."
"What about knives?" Buffy said as she the three of them in front of the library.
"Ohh, I umm joined a gang. We're the Knife Throwers." Xander said trying to sound convincing.
"Really? What do you do in this gang?" Buffy said seeing through the lie.
"Yeah we pretty much just throw knives. But not axes, knives are much better. Easier to handle. Hey Will don't we have that gang related thing to get to?" Xander said nervously.
"We should get to that. Don't want to be late." Willow said.
"I hear that the leader really throws the book at you if you are late. And by book I mean knives." Xander said as he and Willow left.
"Well that was certainly smooth. You still get nervous around her." Willow said.
"If you are suggesting that I still like her then you are totally off base. You're so off base you're in the outfield my friend." Xander said.
"Look Buffy in a bikini." Willow said as Xander turned to see but realized too late that Willow was just messing with him.
"You evil fiend."
"But honestly it's not about that. Buffy's my friend, I just want to get her something nice." Xander said.
"And better than what Angel gets her." Willow stated.
"Well that too." Xander agreed.
"That guy has had experience, too much if you ask me. He will probably get her something she will love." Xander complained.
"Just forget about him for now. I have to go meet Oz, I'll talk to you later. Willow said as she departed.
"What about my crisis here?" Xander yelled to Willow who did not respond.
"Maybe I'll just get her a Water Purifier; I mean who doesn't love pure water." Xander shouted.
