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February, 14th – the big day, midday

Deer diary!

We wasss quite excited today in the morning becaussse we wasss waiting for repliesss to our lonely heartsss ad. We ssstood in front of the door of thisss dirrrty guest houssse, looking out for the filthy possst man to bring usss the ssstupid lettersss. It wasss very exciting when he came towardsss usss with a very fearful expresssion on his face, wasssn't it, preciousss?

You are really getting on my nervesss with your ssstupid questionsss! Gollum, gollum! But hisss fear made usss really happy! Gollum!

Then, he ssstarted to rummage through hisss possst bag, hisss handsss trembling, and he gave usss one letter! One wonderful filthy letter for usss, preciousss! We have never received a letter before, have we, preciousss?

No, we haven't, gollum! We hopedd that we would gets more of thossse ssslimy lettersss, but we has to accept thisss one!

But thisss letter isss really terribly sssweet and we love it, don't we, preciousss?

Ok, we do, gollum!

It sssays:

Hello, you creepy and slimy creature!

I really liked your ad in the Gondorian Times and that's why I am writing this letter to you!

I would love to have a date with you today!

I will wait for you on a bench in the Mordorian Park at about 1 o'clock PM and I hope you will come!

My name is Michaela Lisana and my hair is blond!

I will wear a black rose, then you will know who I am!

I am really looking forward to our meeting! Kisses from Michaela!

Now, that'sss really wonderfully ugly, isssn't it, preciousss?

Yesss, you filthy ssstupid thing! Now, keep your mouth ssshut and let usss get ready for the date! Gollum, gollum! We will look irresssistible! Gollum, gollum!

To be continued...

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