Finally, my last chapy! I hope you will like it! Thanks for your support, guys!

Disclaimer: Read chapter one!

To quote Mad-Aniviel: Will she be a female version of Gollum, or just normal? - Read and you will see!

Febuary, 14th- 'bout 5 o'clock pm

Deer diary,

The date wasss sssilly wonderful! Michaela isss a nasssty beautiful girl of the ssstupid race of humansss. She hasss ssslimy ssshiny blonde hair, terrible blue eyesss and filthy sssoft lipsss. Right, preciousss?

Ssstop getting on my nervesss, gollum! Yesss, you are right! You know that you are!

We wasss walking through the ssstupid park and there wasss even o' thessse sssilly humansss, but it didn't matter to usss today, did it, preciousss?

If you wasss not I, I would hurt you now! Gollum, gollum!

It was really a filthy fine date and we wants to kisss her, but she sssays that it wasss to early, but we took its hand! Her ssskin isss ssso ssstupid sssweet! Preciousss, I think we fell in love! And we will sssee her tonight again, won't we, preciousss?

Ssstop talking to me now! We has to get ready!

February 14th – midnight

Deer diary!

Oh, thisss ssstupid sssilly girl! We hates her, preciousss, don't we?

You are right, thisss time! Gollum, gollum! Ssshe isss ssso mad and mean! We hates her! Gollum, gollum!

Thisss sssecond date wasss ssso filthy wonderful at the beginning. Everything wasss ugly perfect! We wasss in a ressstaurant, we threatened the waiter, we eat raw fisssh and ssshe was happy! Why did ssshe do thisss, preciousss?

Becaussse sssshe isss sssso sssssstupid! And ssssilly and gollum, gollum!

We even accompanied her home and ssshe wanted usss to wait in front of her door becaussse ssshe wanted to fetch sssomething for usss! A presssent ssshe sssaid! Nasssty presssent!

Nasssty, filthy presssent, gollum!

Ssshe sssaid we should clossse our eyesss and we doesss it! And sssuddenly we feels a big pain around our neck and when we opens our eyesss, we ssseesss that ssshe bound a leasssh around our neck! Gollum!

Hey that isss my text, gollum, gollum!

Sssorry, preciousss! And ssshe admitted that ssshe wanted usss as a pet for her home! Ssshe isss really mad! But we ssshowed her what we thinks of it, didn't we, preciousss?

Yeah, we chassed her through the whole town with the ssstupid leasssh around HER neck! Gollum, gollum!

And what ssshall we do now, preciousss? Where ssshall we gets a girlfriends from?

Let'sss leave the ssstupid humansss! They die much too early! Gollum, gollum! Let'sss visssit the Elvesss a bit! Elvesss are much more beautiful than humansss and they ssstay it!

That'sss a filthy good idea, preciousss! Could be mine!

Oh, jussst ssshut up and follow me out of thisss nasssty town!

THE END

So, what do you think? Let me just say that the description of Michaela is not supposed to be a cliché or something! It's the description of somebody I know...