Disclaimer/AN: I don't own KND… if I did I would have updated the episodes by now and created more Kuki/Wally moments, muwahaha! Ahem, thanks go out to Cyrix, Numbuh Hundred Ninety-Two, Trevor4, Wally4, AnimeKittyCafe, NumbahFour. Big domo-arigatoes to all of you! Now on with the show!
Thoughts in 'Italics'
Chapter 2: Doing dishes
"Hey Numbah 4… wake up dude!"
"Mmmn, what do you want?" Numbah 4 mumbled underneath his pillow.
"Wake up, its breakfast time. Numbah 5 is making her specialty," Numbah 2 said cheerfully. Numbah 4 lifted up his pillow enough to peek out and glance at his clock.
9:45 a.m.
"Ugh… fine."
"Alright," Numbah 2 said jumping off of Numbah 4's wrestling ring and jogging out of his room with arms stretched out like he was an airplane flying.
Numbah 4 got up threw on his orange hoodie and a pair of pants and followed the round kid out to the kitchen.
When Numbah 4 reached the kitchen only three KND members were there. The only one missing was Numbah 3, she usually slept late anyways. His thoughts dwelled back to last night and the image of her standing with nothing but her long hair caressing her ivory skin… and yeah, a pair of Rainbow Monkey underwear, plagued his mind.
"Ey, Numbah 4?"
Wally turned a slight pink and blinked a couple of times before he noticed Numbah 5 snapping her fingers in front of his face.
"Oh uh, huh?"
"Man Numbah 4, you've been acting strange lately," she said as she placed a plate of scrambled eggs and bacon on the table for him.
Numbah 4 frowned and poked at his food still in thought.
'And what about those two…'
A flash of Angel and Demon Wally came into his thoughts. Angel had a kind smile on his face whereas Demon had a mischievous grin that seemed to never leave his lips.
"Morning Numbah 3," said Numbah 2.
Numbah 4 broke from his thought and flushed at the sound of her name. He glanced across the table as Numbah 3 sat down across from him. Her eyes made contact with his a couple of times but for the most part Numbah 3 tried best to ignore him.
'Crud, I want to say something to 'er, but what?'
"Say: Good morning dear Kuki, your beauty is even more radiant than the rays of the sun."
"Ah! you again?" Numbah 4 stammered.
"Why yes, good morning to you too Wallace," said Angel.
"It's Wally," mumbled Numbah 4 but quickly bent over in pain of his throbbing head.
"Hey, bacon!"
Numbah 4 was startled from his headache when a black figure whizzed past him and landed on his plate.
"Hey, that's my bacon," shouted Numbah 4 getting up from his seat to grab the little demon.
Numbah 4 didn't realize that he was yelling until he looked up and saw four pairs of eyes gaze down at him. Blushing, he slowly sat back down while covering up his mouth.
"Well of course it's your bacon, genius, now eat it before it gets cold," said Numbah 5 who smacked him on the head with a spatula.
"Ow!"
Demon chuckled as he grabbed a piece of bacon and tore part of it off (A/N: Remember, they're small!)
Numbah 4 looked around at everyone who seemed to be focused on their meals with the exception on Numbah 1 who, Numbah 4 guessed, was talking about last night's mission.
Numbah 4 lowered his head enough so that he still could look up at Numbah 3 without noticing him through his bowl cut bangs.
"Maybe I'll talk to her after breakfast," he mumbled to himself.
Angel gave Numbah 4 a sympathetic look.
Demon muffled with a mouthful of bacon, "Maybe you should tell her she has a nice ass-OUCH!"
Demon was knocked over by the force of Angel who threw his halo at the side of Demons head and the halo returned to him like a boomerang.
"Now look what you did, it has a dent in it no thanks to your thick head!" he scoffed but easily bent the halo back the way it was and placed it neatly over his head.
Demon smirked and rolled his eyes and casually, with his arms crossed under his head for support, floated up to Wally's shoulder.
"So then, what'chu goin' tah do about dumpling?"
"He's going to calmly apologies to her, right Wallace?"
Numbah 4 glanced to his left at Angel.
"Oh, I know!" cried Demon. Angel and Numbah 4 glanced doubtfully at him. "Give her some bacon!" Demon said with a teasing smirk.
Numbah 4 massaged his temples. "Just go away!" he yelled.
Angel and Demon disappeared and Numbah 4 was once again showered with stares.
"Numbah 4," started Numbah 1. Numbah 4 looked at him slightly. "Meet us in the meeting room; it's your turn to do the dishes anyways."
Numbah 4 grumbled as three KND walked out and he started gathering the plates. He didn't realize until he reached Numbah 3's side of the table that she was still there with a cup of juice in one hand and a rather angry look on her face. They stared at each other for awhile waiting for one to speak first.
'Say something Wally!' He mentally screamed at himself.
Yet he couldn't. Numbah 4 quickly grabbed Numbah 3's plate nearly tossing off residues of egg and hustled to the sink.
'You idiot!'
"Pst, Wallace!" came a tiny angelic voice from his left. "Just say 'sorry'!"
Numbah 4 clutched the edge of the sink as his head began to throb once again.
"Give it up Romeo, you'll nevah get to Dumpling, girls are a waste of time anyways." came a slightly deep, devilish voice from his right.
'I can… no wait, I can't, but I can, I…'
"Numbah 3!" he shouted as he spun around. "I…"
Numbah 4 was facing an empty kitchen. He could feel his heart sink all the way to his sneakers and a frown creep across his face.
"She left," he said in a little whisper.
"There, there Wallace, an opportunity will come around again." Angel said reassuring.
"Whatevah," sneered Demon. "That's just bad luck right there, Dumpling's not even worth it."
Numbah 4 could feel his body burn up with rage at Demons comment about Numbah 3 as he stomped over and grabbed her empty juice cup and tossed it into the sink.
"Okay, question, why is it painful when you decide to show up?"
Demon smirked. "You have to take the pain in order tah live."
He vanished then reappeared next to Angel. "And those who can't take the pain," he said pointing to himself. "Extinguish the spark of life," he said pointing at Angel. "You have tah live with both of us dude until the day your purpose is completed, depending on which path yah take."
"My… purpose?" Numbah 4 questioned.
"Any who Wallace, my name is Gabriel and-" And my name ish Damien!" Demon said cutting off Angel.
'So, Gabriel and Damien,' Numbah 4 thought as he studied the two that were playfully nudging each other and laughing, just like they were brothers. 'That still doesn't explain why their here…and… my purpose? What was that all about?'
"Ah crud," said Numbah 4 allowed.
"What's wrong Wallace?"
"The garbage disposal is backed up again." He said as he went to flip on the switch to shred up the blockage but it seemed that it wasn't working.
"Hrmm, guess I'll have to grab some stuff out," he said and went to go get a glove.
"Nonsense!" smiled Damien. "Jus' flood it out!"
He swooped down and turned the handle clockwise all the way till the water gushed out and flooded the sink till it leaked over the edge and onto the floor.
"You… what are you doing?" cried Numbah 4.
He quickly turned the handle counter-clockwise and shut off the water. He and Gabriel gave a sigh of relief and gazed down and gave the demon an ugly look who, Damien returned with a sheepish grin.
Numbah 4 walked away with Gabriel sitting on his shoulder to get some paper towels. Damien got an idea and walked up to the sink's faucet. Compared to the little demon, the faucet towered over him.
Damien focused on the bottom, never blinking an eye. Keeping a good stare and having an evil cat-grin curl up on his lips, he held out his right hand and closed it fast and tightly.
In a split second of his action the faucet sprung a leak out the bottom, then two, then three till the whole thing busted open with water spilling onto the counter tops and flooding the floor.
Noticing the sound of water under his feet, Numbah 4 turned to the sink in horror.
"What happened?" he yelled.
'Someone could notice this!' Wally freaked and he rushed to close the kitchen doors but it only seemed to make it worse since the water had nowhere to go it rose quickly past his shins.
"Wallace what are you going to do?"
Numbah 4 did the first thing that came to his mind. He pulled off his hoodie and stuffed it into the hole where the water came out.
Miraculously the flooding stopped. Numbah 4 sighed and gazed around the room.
"Well, doubt Numbah 1 will understand what happened, I'm going to go ask Numbah 2 if he can help."
Wally carefully made his way over to the doors. Damien not happy with the results thought quickly and cunningly.
'If he's really as dumb as people say he is then maybe he'll fall for this!'
"Hold up Wally… you forgot your hoodie!" he said.
Numbah 4 nearly at the door stopped in his tracks and looked back at Damien. Numbah 4 lowered an eyebrow and then patted his bare stomach.
"Ey that's right, thanks mate!"
He went back to the sink and extended his hand with the cry of Gabriel in the background and an insane look in Damien's eyes Numbah 4 yanked out the soaked hoodie and fell back into the water.
Water erupted everywhere! Numabh 4 now relized the demon had tricked him and made an attempt to grab him.
"You idiot!" Damien shouted and disappeared with an echo of laughter that hung in the air.
Numbah 4 blushed with embarrassment and turned to his angel. "What should I do?"
"That's your choice Wallace, I can't do anything here," he sighed and disappeared as well.
Numbah 4 jumped in surprise as he heard a knock over the gushing water from outside the kitchen doors. He twisted his body around every direction of the kitchen for an escape route. There was only windows and he was about to jump out of a 'who knows how tall' tree house!
"Numbah 4 what is going on in there?" shouted the leader as he knocked on the door.
Wally rushed over to the sink.
'I can't believe I'm doing this!'
He hoped up on the counter and sat down over the leak. He tried his best to ignore how akeward and wrong it felt but it somehow manage to work.
"Uh, err, come in." he said in a shaking voice.
The KND members opened the door and screamed in shock as some water poured out and into the hallway.
"Numbah 4 what are… you… doin'?" asked Numbah 5 suspiciously as she noticed Numbah 4 making weird faces as he tried to reply.
"Um, I… awh crud."
Like a bomb going off, a jet of water forced Numbah 4 off and threw him at the other operatives knocking everyone down like bowling pins and the water tackled over them and rushed out.
Numbah 2 got up and pressed a button on the side of the kitchen walls that was labeled 'cut-off pump' and the water automatically stopped.
"Uck!" Numbah 3 said sticking out her tounge.
Numbah 5 sat upright and lifted her hat up off her head and water spilled out. Numbah 1's sun glasses hung off the edge of his nose as he looked at Numbah 4 who was face down on the floor.
"Numbah 4," spoke Numbah 5 calmly. "What did'ja do?"
Numbah 4 lifted his head and pushed his soaked bangs out of his eyes. "I… well I…"
It seemed that Numbah 4 was saved by the bell as an alarm went off through the tree house.
"Kids Next Door, battle stations!"
"Did'ju hear dat? Battle stations, battle stations! Hahaha!"
"Shush up you… I hope they do alright…"
"Hahaha, this will be good!"
A/N: Hmm, I think this chapter went a little long so forgive me if it was. Gabriel and Damien are the names chosen for Angel and Demon Wally and I love them! They suit well too if anyone knows about the angel Gabriel and if anyone has seen "The Omen" with the son of the devil named Damien. Chapter 3 next! R&R please!
