Sasuke Must Die
Author's Notes: Alright! It's totally awesome that you all found the first chapter funny! I want to take this time to thank all the reviewers:does a dance: It makes me so happy that you take the time to review! Some of you are even Sasuke fans (nah, I won't hold it against you! Lol, I used to be a Sasuke fan as well) and STILL reviewed to a story that killed him! That's awesome. Truly, it is. Glad I was able to make you laugh! (I'm just happy my first attempt at a Naruto story didn't bomb)
Chapter 2: I wish he'd get hit by a bus…literally.
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It was a typical day for Iruka. Well…that's a lie really. Iruka didn't typically drive buses. He sighed, before turning around and screaming at the people in the back "Sit down!" he commanded. Of course no one did. That would be unethical. He sighed again. "It's all fun and games until someone pokes an eye out." He murmured to himself watching the young ninjas from the mirror. A boy in green stood up only to be knocked over by a misplaced elbow. With a cry of "Hebaa!" he hit the ground face first. "Rock Lee, I am so sorry!" gasped some other random ninja. Iruka chuckled. Pain was funny. He rounded the street corner, pulling the wheel in circles as Naruto bolted to the front of the bus.
"Iruka-sensei!" he yelled. Iruka flinched at the loud voice in his ear, turning to look at Naruto.
"What?" he snapped. Naruto simply pointed forward, a giant grin plastered on his face. In the middle of the street stood Sasuke, and he appeared to be stuck…Iruka smirked pressing down on the gas pedal. Pain was funny.
:Five minutes before…:
Sasuke never looked both ways while crossing the street. Since he was such an 'awesome' ninja, if any car were to come close to hitting him, he could easily jump out of the way. Today was no different. He walked lazily into the road, his gaze fixed on the ground. You'd think he would have seen the gum! But no. He was too busy thinking about ways to become stronger, ways to kill Itachi, ways to make himself seem cooler than he actually was…
"Shit!" he snapped as the gum squished under his sandal. He struggled to pick his foot up out of the gum only to find it stuck to the ground. "My stupid Sharingan can't get me out of this one!" he sighed pulling his foot away only to find that the pink gum had a firm hold of his foot to the pavement.
As he was struggling with the gum a bus rounded the corner…
:Now that you're all caught up…:
Iruka sped forward, his gaze fixated only on Sasuke as the cranky boy's body disappeared with a 'thump' under the bus. Iruka hit the brakes, flailing his arms triumphantly in the air. "I hit a pedestrian!" he cried "That's five points!"
Moments later everyone was filing out of the bus, gathering around Sasuke's trampled and maimed body. He twitched slightly as Naruto poked him with a stick.
"You think he's dead?" he muttered to Iruka quietly continuing to poke the bleeding Sasuke.
Something flew threw the air, followed by the victorious yell of an onlooker. It landed on Sasuke.
SCLABAAM!
Apparently it was a bomb, thrown by either Sakura, Rock Lee, or Neji (depending on your character preference…).
"Yes." Iruka replied simply to Naruto's question as chunks of Sasuke rained from the sky. "I am pretty sure he's dead."
All that remained on the ground was a single bloody sandal, with gum stuck to the bottom.
Everyone cheered.
Sakura confessed her love for Naruto as floods of people rushed from all around the world to congratulate Iruka for being so awesome in running over Sasuke (though no one was quite sure who tossed the bomb.) Iruka was named Hokage, but immediately resigned the position to Naruto (along with Mrs. Naruto) (or Sakura, for you slow people). Naruto in the absence of Sasuke became the strongest ninja ever and beat the crap out of Itachi.
On a side note, Gaara won a Sand Castle competition and was adored by all.
The End!
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Chapter Notes: Ahh…short but sweet. I decided to include Iruka in this chapter. I mean come on; doesn't he seem the 'bus driver' type? Of course this chapter was inspired from the phrase "I wish so-and-so would get hit by a bus!" And so voila! Sasuke getting hit by a bus, and exploded.
Author's Notes: Yeah…Sorry. I kinda rushed this Chapter lol. Forgive me! Read and review!
