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Stealing Him Away
Chapter Two: The Misunderstanding
Norm POV:
Chichi sat and watched Tenten and Neji train as she sat down and filed her nails 'If I file them any more I won't have any left.' she thought quietly. 'It's ever so boring just sitting here, it looks kinda interesting, and the speed they are moving though.'
Tenten was throwing various objects at her partner who was effortlessly dodging them, Tenten unexpectedly quicken her pace and was running towards him, when she realised he wasn't paying any attention, his mind seem to be on her sister and she didn't need special eyes to see that, soon Tenten was lashing out her weapons faster and faster.
Neji POV:
She seems to be burning with anger, but why? Maybe it's because I'm a little distracted. I was looking down a minute ago to see Chichi because a weapon had flown in her direction but she was no where to be seen. Oh crap, I've just been hit. "You should pay more attention Neji" She said. Her weapon hadn't made a very big impact, just a little gash against his arm.
"You're sister?" I asked her, but she seemed to misunderstand my intentions.
"What about her?" She said frustrated with pure anger in her eyes. She had already started walking away but I grabbed her arm, she shrugged it off with no effort needed. "I'd thought you would be interested in her, why don't you ask her out." She said in a deadly sweet tone. I looked it her slightly shocked at her bitter sweet voice when I didn't have time to find a decent come back. I just gawped at her, so that's what she thinks of me then, she thinks I'm into shallow girls?
I had no time to dwell on this because all of a sudden I heard "Doooon't tooouch Me." it was that irritating voice again. Chichi, she really is here to ruin my life and me. Tenten ran to her sister's voice suddenly realising that she was missing. Tenten look as if she wished she hadn't tuned the corner because she saw Lee hugging Chichi in a disgustingly tight embrace. So I see they have met then. Tenten and I couldn't help but snigger
Chichi POV:
Oh god I feel sick, cooties this guy has cooties. That shiny mop of black hair it's ridiculous, but I do have to ask what hair products he uses.
Lee POV:
Oh yea, she's checkin' me out oh yea I've got it, Lee's got it, yea yeah you want it. I shall woooow her to-day my lovely Tenten who look glorious with her hair down and her skirt short; she almost doesn't look like Tenten. (My POV: he's a true pervert.)
Norm POV:
Suddenly Tenten and Neji appeared from around the corner to look at Lee and Chichi. "Eh Tenten and Tenten, Bushin?" feints. Suddenly Chichi ran up to Neji, arms tightly held around his broad muscular shoulders, all that training paid off she thought. "Gerrof me gerrroo-"
"So Chichi-nee san would you like to go on a date with Neji," said Tenten ignoring Neji's struggled attempt to get out of the death lock grip that Chichi had on him. "I think he like's you, so waddya think." Said Tenten forcing a smile.
"YaTa, I love you nee-san, of course I will, Neji-kun where you wanna go."
"No where with you." he muttered.
"Wha-"
"Oh he's just playing hard to get, Neji- kun has this thing about keeping girls keen by treating them mean." Interrupted Tenten, the mixed signals Neji kept on sending were really getting on her last nerve
"Bull crap" I muttered again
'She must really hate me' thought Neji, 'What did I ever do to her.'
Chichi POV:
Wow Tenten's not so bad after all eh? Maybe she has changed, any way what shall I wear for my date?
Lee POV:
Oh my head...ah two Tentens, it's just too much to handle, but I like the second one best. She seems to have embraced her youth in a very fashionable way. Vive le fashion Mon Cheri Tenten. "Tenten you are brimming with radiance to day." I said as I took Tenten2's hand.
Norm POV:
"Eww...get off me you repulse me. Any ways I already have a boyfriend, Neji-kun where are you dear, tell him were an item."
"Eh, Tenten2 and Neji?"
"Lee-san, this is my sister her name is Chichi and she will be staying here for a while."
"How long I hope not to long" muttered Neji, this comment was in ear shot of Tenten but she choose to ignore it as she thought he was only saying it to make her feel stupid for setting them up.
"Oh Chichi," cried Lee, "You really are the bomb...and baby you can turn me on and owwn and owwwwwwwwn." He got up and started singing Tom Jones' sex bomb song when he received a punch from Chichi although she wasn't a ninja; she was sort of strong, but not as strong as Tenten.
"Wow" said Neji and Tenten, while Chichi stood there shaking her fist lightly and nursing a broken nail.
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Next chappie is gonna be v.funny I have gd plans for Neji and Tenten.
