A/N: Sorry I haven't written in a very very very very very very very very very very very very... long time. I haven't had any time at all... so now I do... so yeah, hope you enjoy. Oh and by the way, Jeffrey is a dog that I picked up in one of the early chapters... remember... Jeffrey, how could you forget Jeffrey. HOW COULD YOU BE SO HURTFULL!
Chapter 14: Crazy Without Rum
"JEFFREY!" I screamed. I looked around and started to remember where I was. I was in a human cage. The man who invented this is going to pay. There was an inch or so of water on the floor and a bench which I was just waking up on. The last morning was much more pleasant than this one. My back was stiff and made a popping sound when I stood up. I looked around the cell trying to figure out how I would be escaping. I examined the door which 'appeared' to be closed and locked. I placed my index finger on the door and pushed. It opened and I walked out happily skipping back to the deck.
"How the 'ell did ye get out!" Jack shouted towards me.
"With magic!" I answered staring up at the sky with a goofy smile on my face. Jack gave me a really weird look. "Alright, it wasn't locked, are you happy, you ruined my fun."
"I might just consider not sending ye back to the brig if ye promise me somethin."
"And what might that be."
"If you promise to be good. Savvy?"
"Alright, ill be good...ish" Muahahahahahahaha! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I smiled at Jack, one of those stupid, there is absolutely nothing going on inside smiles. "So how long till we reach rum... I mean... land."
"RUM! WHERE GIMME!" Jack screamed crazily as he dived at me and knocked me down. "IT'S MY RUM! MY RUM!... where's the rum?" He said sounding disappointed.
"The rum is gone." I said as he repositioned himself to be sitting on my stomach.
"Why is the rum gone?"
"Because you drank it." I said groaning as he squished me.
"Why did I drink it?"
"Because you are an alcoholic."
"Why?"
"Like I know, get off of me. You're squishing me!"
"Am not!"
"YES YOU ARE!" I shoved him off and quickly stood up before he did anything. Jack slowly got up and gave me this crazy smile. "What? Why are you looking at me like that?" He just stared there, giving me that stupid (sexy) grin. "Stop it!" I slowly started to back away before he did whatever it was he was thinking. I turned around and started running away. But soon I was tackled, knocked over, and then thrown over a shoulder. "Jack let me go!"
"Sorry luv, I have a special surprise for you."
"I don't want a surprise! Just let me go!" I screamed. We began to rise from the deck. "Uh... Jack..."
"Have ye ever been up in the crows nest?"
"The wha..." My eyes got really big. One thing no one new about me, was my tremendous fear of heights. "Jack no, NO! PUT ME DOWN!"
"What's the matter luv?" Before I knew it we reached the top. Jack set me down and I clung to him squeezing my eyes shut. "Come on luv, enjoy the view." I slowly opened one of my eyes and looked out at the sea. The sun was just rising and the clouds were all pink and orange colored. I took a step or two away from Jack and just stared off into the horizon.
"Wow, it's beautiful." I looked at Jack for a moment; he had that intent look I had seen on him just before we kissed. I stared back at the sunrise. Suddenly the ship jerked and I felt myself start falling. Jack pleased face now suddenly looked terrified. Out of fear I past out.
I opened my eyes and saw Jacks face. I was carefully tucked into a soft bed, which felt magical on my sore back. "Am I in heaven?" I said smiling slightly. "Oh no! YOU'RE HERE! THIS MUST BE THE OTHER PLACE!" Jack just gave me a confused look. "What happened?"
"I took ye up into the crows nest... and ye fell off."
"And I'm not dead?"
"N-... yes, ye are, that is why I'm talkin to ye right now at this very moment."
"Oh no! I AM DEAD! THIS IS HELL, ISNT IT?"
"Just lay down for a while, we will be in Port Royal tonight. Will said he would go into town and find some rum... I miss rum."
"I remember the way it smelled... why do we drink that stuff again... I am not picking up good smells from my memory..."
"It's because we're alcoholics."
"Oh yeah, well I'm just going to go back to-"I said as I passed out.
"Yep... I think I am too." Jack responded even though I was already asleep. He laid down next to me and watched me sleep until he soon felt sleep conquer him.
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