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Me: "Okay guys, you got to stop with this Jake is better than Danny/Danny is better than Jake thing. Why? Because after I do a Tournament of Heroines I'm going to have them team up to hunt down the MOG. Oh and you wanted it, you got it! BLOOPERS!"
WARNING! WARNING! Will contain randomness! And some of the characters may be OOC.
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Arrival take 1:
MOG: "Welcome champions all, to the Tournament of Monkeys!"
Monkeys: "Ooh ooh ah ah!"
Me: "Cut! What's with the monkeys?"
MOG: "I wanted to be in the tournament so I made it a tournament of monkeys."
Ron: "I thought he said he wasn't a monkey."
MOG: "Shut up!"
Take 2:
Ron: "It's a monkey!"
MOG: "I'm not a monkey I'm a purple back gorilla!"
Me: "Cut!"
Take 3:
Robin: "It's the MOG! Let's get him guys! Titans Go!"
The MOG then got his ass kicked by the Teen Titans.
Me: "Cut! You guys aren't supposed to be here!"
Take 4:
Box Ghost: "I AM THE BOX GHOST!"
Me: "CUT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!"
Box Ghost: "I'm not?"
Me: "NO! GET OUT OF HERE!"
Box Ghost: "BEWARE!"
Take 5:
Ron: "Um excuse me Mr. Scary Monkey man…"
MOG acting like a monkey: "Oh oh oh ah ah ah."
Me: "Cut! MOG what are you doing?"
He then starts to throw rocks at me while acting like a monkey.
Ron vs. Static take 1:
Ron: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Static: "What's he doing?"
Ron then picked up one of the metal bars.
Ron: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Ron then started to hit Static over the head while screaming. And he kept doing that until Static went cross eyed and fell to the floor.
Me: "Cut! Ron!"
Take 2:
Ron's finger starts glowing blue.
Ron: "SPIRIT GUN!"
KABOOM
Me: "Cut! Ron wrong story!"
Ron: "Oops."
Take 3:
Ron powering up: "Ka-me-ha-me-HA!"
KABOOM
Me: "Cut! Ron at this rate you're going to destroy my studio! KNOCK IT OFF!"
Danny vs. Raimundo take 1:
Danny: "YAAAAAAAA!"
Danny's hair then turns blonde and stands on end.
Raimundo: "YAAAAAAAA!"
Raimundo's hair then stands on end and turns blonde.
The two then start to fight hand to hand in the air.
Me: "Cut! You two aren't saiyans!"
Take 2:
Raimundo: "Typhoon Boom!"
A tornado came out of his hands but it picked up both Danny and Raimundo.
Danny and Raimundo in the tornado: "AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!"
Me: "Cut! Uh-oh it's coming this way!"
The tornado then picked me up too.
Me along with Danny and Raimundo in the tornado: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Donny vs. Gill.
Donny comes in dressed as a frog.
Me: "What the…?"
Casey Jones: "Donatello was a bull frog. He was a good friend of mine."
Me: "CUT! I don't even know what you guys are doing!"
Donny and Casey pointing at each other: "It was his idea."
Brooklyn vs. Jake take 1:
Jake: "Hyper form! EYE OF THE LION!"
Waho ho! Waho ho! We're going shinzo!
Me: "Cut! You are not a lion Jake! You are a dragon!"
Jake: "Well that explains why I don't look like a lion huh?"
Me with a hand on my face: "Sigh."
Take 2:
Jake: "Dragon UP!"
Jake transforms but his pants disappear.
Me: "Cut! Jake where's your pants?"
Jake: "I wish I knew."
Take 3:
Jake transforms and he's in a dress.
Jake: "What the…?"
Me: "Cut! Jake what's with dress?"
Jake: "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?"
Take 4:
Jake transforms and he's in his underwear again.
Me: "Cut! Will somebody please find Jake's pants?"
Jake: "Oh man! Not again!"
Take 5:
A giant net comes down and captures Jake.
Jake: "Hey! What's going on here?"
Mr. Crocker: "At last I, Mr. Crocker, have captured a FAIRY GOD PARENT!"
Me: "Cut! Mr. Crocker he's a dragon not a fairy!"
Mr. Crocker: "Really?"
Me: "Yeah! Now get out of here!"
Mr. Crocker then let Jake go.
Mr. Crocker: "I'm sorry. I'll go now. FAIRIES!"
Me: "Why does this stuff always happen to me?"
Danny vs. Jake take 1:
Danny splits himself into two and then they both start to…dance?
Dannies: "We were sailing along, on moonlight bay. We could hear…"
Jake: 0.0'
Me: "Cut! This is not a musical!"
Take 2:
Danny: "I'm in love with Starfire."
Robin then comes in and starts hitting Danny on the head with his bow staff.
Robin hitting Danny: "My Star! My Star! Mine! Not Yours!"
Danny being hit: "OW! Hey! That hurts! Knock it off!"
Me: "Cut! Robin get out of here! Danny, quit acting OOC!"
Take 3:
A whole bunch of magical creatures appear behind Jake.
Jake: "Get'em! Get the little guy!"
Magical creatures charging at Danny: "Get the little guy!"
The magical creatures then beat the snot out of Danny.
Me: "Cut! Jake no far using an army to defeat Danny!"
Take 4:
An army of ghosts appear behind Danny.
Danny: "Attack the Dragon!"
Ghosts charging towards Jake: "Attack the Dragon!"
Ghosts then beat up Jake.
Me: "Cut! Danny you fight ghosts not lead them!"
Take 5:
Now there was two armies one of magical creatures and another of ghosts.
Danny and Jake: "Attack!"
Me: "Cut! NO MORE ARMIES!"
Danny vs. MOG take 1:
All of a sudden the ground started shaking.
Me: "EARTHQUAKE!"
Donatello: "No worse. Tremor!"
Me: "Huh?"
A graboid on steroids then came out of the ground and ate the MOG.
Me: "Where did that thing come fro…WASHU!"
Washu was busy hiding somewhere from me.
I then go off to try and find Washu.
Me: "YOU GOT A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO YOUNG LADY!"
She comes out in a lion tamer's outfit.
Washu: "Down Simba! Down! Spit him out!"
Washu cracks a whip and the graboid spits out the MOG.
Everyone gangs up on the MOG take 1:
MOG scared: "What are you going to do?"
Danny: "We are going to say nek."
Everyone: "Nek! Nek! Nek! Nek! Nek!"
MOG: "AAAAAAAGGGHHHH! I'll do anything! Just stop saying that word!"
Jake: "Very well, you must get us…a shrubbery."
MOG: "You're kidding."
Me: "Cut! I like Monty Python's Quest For the Holy Grail as much as the next guy but this is a little bit much."
Everyone: "Nek! Nek! Nek!"
Me: "IT!"
Everyone in pain: "AAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHH!"
Take 2:
Everyone: "Surprise! Happy Birthday MOG!"
MOG: "You remembered!"
Me: "Cut! MOG it is not your birthday!"
MOG: "I know that, but they don't."
Me: "Well they do now."
MOG turned around and saw everyone fuming.
Danny: "GET HIM!"
MOG then gets the snot beaten out of him.
Take 3:
Three blue aliens then appear.
Me: "Cut! What is going on here?"
Alien 1: "I'm going to teach you all how to dance."
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The three aliens then take off their armor and music starts playing.
Alien 1: "Hole paur paur! Hole puar puar!"
I then see the characters are dancing.
Me: "What are you guys doing?"
Jake: "We can't help it! they're doing this to us!"
Me: "It's just dancing so just stop."
Danny: "Like you're one to talk!"
Me: "What are you…!#$$ I'm dancing!"
Alien 1: "hole paur paur! Hole paur paur!"
Me: "Ranma, Inuyasha! Help!"
Ranma dancing: "We'd love to but we can't!"
Inuyasha dancing: "We can't stop!"
Alien 1: "Hole puar puar! Hole puar puar! Work it! work it! good! Now twirl!"
We then twirl like ballerinas.
Me: "I'LL KILL YOU THREE…once I stop dancing."
Then the ground starts to move and Simba the graboid pops out and eats the aliens.
Me: "Or he could kill you. either one works. Now Washu come here!"
Washu came over with a look that said she knew she was in trouble.
Me: "I'll let you keep the graboid under one condition: keep him outside and train him not to eat me, my staff, or any of my allies!"
Washu: "Not a problem for the greatest scientific mind in the universe."
Me: "Great. And just so you know, I'm docking your pay."
Washu: "WHAT? WHY?"
I point to the graboid.
Me: "THAT is why! You didn't get my permission to bring that thing in here for study!"
Ranma: "And it tried to eat me!"
Me: "It did?"
Ranma: "Yeah but I escaped then beat the tar out of it."
Me: "You would."
And that's the BLOOPERS. I hope you enjoyed it. If you had a favorite please tell me.
