Red
"Do you think Ed's alright?" Fury asked suddenly.
Havoc looked up from whatever it was he was, or wasn't not, as the case may be, doing. "Excuse me?"
"I said, do you think Ed's alright? They've been in there for a while now…" Fury said, glancing at Colonel Mustang's closed door.
"I know that. What I meant was the Taisa's opening statement was 'welcome back shorty' and you're worried about Fullmetal?" Havoc said with disbelief.
Fury shrugged. "Someone has to be." Havoc just rolled his eyes and returned to his previous position.
A few seconds ticked past.
They bolted for the door.
Havoc reached it first, despite his nicotine stained lungs, and threw it open. "Taisa? Taisa?! Are you al-"
They froze.
The Fullmetal Alchemist, Edward Elric, was seated on the Colonel's desk. Said Colonel had one hand resting on the desk on either side of the blond, and was ravishing the boy's mouth with his own. Fullmetal had his arms draped loosely around the Colonel's neck, his real hand playing with his superior's black hair.
At least, that was what they had been doing until the Sergeant Major and Second Lieutenant had been stupid enough to barge in on them without even knocking first.
Ed's eyes flicked open and towards the door. Havoc noticed absently that his face was approximately the same shade as his coat.
It apparently hadn't occurred to either of them to separate themselves. Havoc shrugged inwardly, embarrassment of this scale could do that to a person.
Fury had been slowly backing out of the room and Havoc realized the Sergeant Major was on the right track. He followed, shuffling backwards as quickly as he dared, bracing himself for the roaring flames he knew would be coming their way any second now.
And that was when he bumped into something too soft to be the wall or door.
The following explosions left his ears ringing for quite some time, and every so often, whenever a truck backfired, or someone kicked the wastebasket, he would find himself diving under his desk, hands shaking too wildly to even light a cigarette.
You had to hand it to them though.
First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye wasn't easily surprised.
End
a/n: Yes, I am aware I switch between Colonel and Taisa. If you look closely, you will notice that it is Taisa when spoken, and Colonel when observed.
