D: What?
D.D That's your cousin your kissing.

D: WHAT?!?! Are you insane?
D.M: Yes her mother was my sister but we had a falling out after Sheelagh was born. We never spoke again.
D: Ok, i'll just go grab my stuff.
Des walks back into the pub.
D: Sorry, Sheelagh I have to go.
S: What why?
D: I can't say, all I can say is it was a mistake kissing you and we can only be friends.
S: FINE THEN!!!!
Sheelagh walked out angrly