Chapter 2: Airplane Disaster.

"Wait a sec, can YOU speak English?" Hitoshi asked Twenty.

"Yeah…why?" Twenty said stupidly.

Hitoshi did an anime fall (O.O in a taxi?). "What do you mean WHY! All Thirty can do is babble like an idiot, and I cant even say hello in any other language!" He said.

"…Go on."

"….That's it."

"…Oh."

"Hey guys, why do you have dots in front of your dialogue?" Thirty intervened.

Twenty gave Thirty a glare. "Thirty! We're NOT supposed to KNOW that we're in someone's crazyass story!"

Well, anyways, the taxi finally arrived at the Tokyo International Airport. The trio filed out of the car, luggage in hand. They went inside, up to the front desk, and handed their suitcases to none other than Bozo the clown!

"Bozo? Why are you working at an airport!" Hitoshi asked.

Bozo took a puff out of his giant novelty cigar. "Listen, kid. The world just don't like clowns no more. I gotta find work SOMEWHERE!"

"Then…why are you still wearing your clown outfit?"

"…"

"And how can you say dot dot dot?"

"JUST GET ON YOUR FLIGHT, KID!"

As they walked away, Hitoshi muttered under his breath, "Man, when did the world go insane?"

They finally got on their plane and sat in row 12, Hitoshi in the aisle, Thirty in the middle, and Twenty at the window seat. About an hour later, a movie started. It was "The Bourne Supremacy". Suddenly…

"BOO! DIS MOVIE SUX!"

Then, the same person who said that threw their bag of peanuts at the screen. Then, a commotion was heard between two flight stewardesses, and the loud mouth.

"Ma'am, there will be NO FOOD THROWING ON THIS DELTA AIRLINES!" One stewardess said.

"SHADDUP! YOU AINT MY MOMMA!" Said the loud girl.

A seatbelt click was heard.

"STAY IN YOU SEAT…HEY, PUT THAT BAT DOWN!" Said the other stewardess.

WHACK!

Hitoshi took his headphones off, and turned around to see what was going on.

The two stewardesses were on the ground, knocked out. Standing over them was a teenage girl, with pink and orange hair, wearing tight jeans, and a pink tank top that said "B-TCH" on it. She was wielding a baseball bat. Then, the crazy girl walked to the front of the aisle, and smashed the big screen.

"HEY, WE WERE WATCHING THAT!" Said a guy in row 10, followed by a bunch of other angry shouts and murmurs.

She put her hands up. "SILENCE, HOES!" That shut them up. She batted her eyelashes. "Hiyas! My name is Fantazzma Peru! I'm an ACTRESS!" She bragged, striking a pose. "Anyways, since that movie was SOOOO BORING, I shall entertain you!" Then, she started dancing like a drunken monkey on ecstasy.

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Said everyone on the plane, except our trio, who were stunned by this chain of events. Then, the angry airplane mob began throwing all their peanuts at her! But, she just kept on dancing.

"My god! Who is she, a n00b?" Asked Twenty.

"Hey, u r mean111 lol!1!" Said a random n00b behind them.

"Even worse…she's a…MARY-SUE!" Said Hitoshi.

The trio gasped, and dramatically clung to each other in horror.

And, even worse, the Mary-sue began singing.

"AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

"SHUT UP!" Said everyone, even our heroes.

Then, someone threw a Wocky key ring at Fantazzma. She was out cold, and finally QUIET!

"YAY! OUR SAVIOR!" Said everyone.

"But who saved us from the evil Mary-sue?" Asked the same guy from row 10.

"Jesus?" Said another guy.

"Superman?" Said a woman.

"Santa Claus?" Said a little girl.

"Lol?" Said the n00b.

"Nope, it was I!" Said a voice.

They all turned, and standing at the back of the plane was none other than Chibi Yomiko!

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Author's notes:

Now you have finally met two of my OCs. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, please read my profile for their profiles! Oh, and yes the ones in the n00b's sentence were intentional, because, well, that's how n00bs are! They put ones instead of exclamation points!