A/N Now here is what I hope is a very fun chapter. I love writing about Snape. Well enjoy the chapter and onto the quote challenge.

Movie quote: "A mental mind fuck can be nice."

Music quote: "My tongue is the only muscle in my body that works harder than my heart."

Now for the answers to the previous chapter's challenge. The song is "Bite the Hand that Bleeds" by Fear Factory. The movie quote is from Cecil B. Demented. Have fun figuring out this new challenge.

Sincerely,
Flair Verona

Hermione's Thoughts on Professor Severus Snape

Ah, my snarky potions professor. There are so many things I wish to say about him. First and foremost it is known that I have no liking for the man but I do have tremendous respect for him. It takes a lot for a man to lead a double life such as he has. I still claim he is a greasy old bat.

He has the most intimidating appearance. He has a large hook shaped nose and greasy hair that hangs in is face and yellow crooked teeth. The man always wears black. It's like he is allergic to wear color. Every time he walks his robes billow out behind him dramatically. He has a very silky and sensual voice but it can be so cruel.

The man has a forked tongue I swear. He can be so cruel and heartless at times. I know he has good intentions but he does hurt us emotionally. It's not easy being in that man's presence. A lot of people think that I have a crush on him. Oh please, I would never have anything for someone like that!

I will say the man is incredibly smart and witty. He is very sarcastic. I think it is a requirement in Slytherin to be sarcastic. He has a smirk that is not so unlike Draco's and it is rather intimidating for most Gryffindors. Poor Neville is petrified of the man.

I also don't know much about Snape's personal life. He is a very secretive person. I blame that on his many years as a spy. I do however have a hunch that he is secretly dating Professor Sinistra. They are a perfect couple I tell you.

I've learned a lot from Snape over the years. I've learned how to brew some very useful potions and I've learned how to poison my enemies. Not that I ever would… Well that is all for my dear potions professor. Stay tuned for my chapter on Voldemort.