A/N This is the much-awaited chapter about the crazy loveable old fool that is Dumbledor. I hope you enjoy this story. Now let me get on with the quote challenge.
Movie quote: "The world has changed because you are made of ivory and gold. The curves of your lips rewrite history."
Music quote: "They love you when you're on all the covers. When you're not they love another."
Now for the answers to the previous chapter. As for the movie quote, the quotes are from Scary Movie 3. The song quote is from "A Box Full of Sharp Objects," by The Used. Now enjoy the chapter!
Hermione's Thoughts on Albus Dumbledor
You know the man is totally brilliant and powerful. But he can be a meddlesome old coot! He tends to know everything. I mean his blue eyes always have that infernal twinkling. Oh how that man annoys me, and yet I love him as if he were a grandfather figure.
You know Dumbledor is known for his power. We all know he is the most powerful wizard of our time. He is a descendent of Merlin himself that the man constantly brags about. I also believe that he once was a Gryffindor. He is too sneaky for his own good.
I'm also well aware of his affair with none other than Minerva McGongal. It's quite disgusting but it's true. I mean it's so sad that an ancient man like Dumbledor can get laid but I can't. Ok sorry that's off topic. By the way we all know that Dumbledor is well aware of my feelings for a certain Harry Potter. He has been conspiring to set us up.
Now lets talk about some basic knowledge regarding my favorite Headmaster. He is addicted to sugar of any kind. He seems partial to lemon drops though. I also know that his password to his office is always some sort of candy. I find it entertaining when I see Snape have to go to his office and have to say something like "Pixie Sticks." Oh did I mention that he has an affixation for muggle candies as well?
I've also noticed Dumbledor's lovely fashion sense. Dumbledor always wears his long wizard hat. I've also noticed that he favors his purple robes adorned with moons and stars. I've also seen the man's nightwear thanks to some unfortunate late night meetings involving the order. The man wears an actual nightgown! It's also speculated that he is nudist when school isn't in session. Now that is a very horrifying thought.
Nothing is as horrifying as the speech he made at the beginning of this school year. Now let me tell you what was said, I'm going to leave the usual talk out. "Now that we've got pleasantries aside I'd like to tell you all that a new class has been added to the curriculum. As of now all sixth and seventh years will attend sex education. This class will be taught by yours truly. I hope to see your bright and smiling faces soon. (He starts to sit down). Oh wait I forgot say that I'm not wearing any underwear!" Dumbledor said while sitting and eating. He didn't seem to notice that I, and the rest of the student body, just stared at him with our mouths agape. I'm sure we looked like a school of fish.
Ah, by the previous paragraph it is easy to say the old man has lost his marbles. Well he and Voldemort seem to be having a contest as to who can be weirder. Oh well. Stay tuned for the chapter on The Weasley Twins!
