A/N: heheh I'm finally fixing this! btw, I have horrible spelling and grammar... sorry!
Disclaimer: nothing is mine...
As Raistlin hung there and pondered over what to do, a familiar face hovered across from his head. 'What kind of a plan would Takhisis have for him and Pallin?' Raistlin thought. "Hello there Raistlin!" squealed a tiny little voice.
"Gee! What are you doing with your insides falling out? Aren't your insides supposed to stay... INSIDE? Hahahaha! Can you make my insides fall out? It must be very interesting!"
"W-what... The...?" stammered Raistlin. "T-t-asslehoff? Tasslehoff BURRFOOT?"
"HELLO! WAKE UP AND SMELL THE BACON, or what ever else you eat here... What do you eat here any way Raistlin?" inquired Tasslehoff.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE ABYSS?" yelled Raistlin.
"I should ask you the same question! You see, Pallin, you know, your nephew. He's MUCH nicer than you are Raistlin. You should learn to be more like him. Did you know that everyone"
"YES! YES! YES! That is very interesting! What were you saying about Pallin?" asked an exasperated Raistlin.
"It was VERY rude of you to interrupt Raistlin. You should learn some manners. O yea! Pallin. What was I saying about Pallin anyway?" asked Tasslehoff.
"OH MY GOODNESS! What kind of an IDIOT are you!" yelled Raistlin. "You were telling me why you came here."
"O yes! NOW I remember. If you had only said that sooner. Tsk, tsk, Raislin. I expected better of you. Now... let's see... We were walking down the road to Flint's house... You remember Flint right? Yes well, we were going there to see him and tell him some VERY interesting stuff. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, I saw a bliding black light! Can you see a blinding black light? Would a black light be blinding? Hummmmm..."
"Would you get back to the story, p-l-e-a-s-e?" Raistlin asked sarcasticly.
"Yea. Sure! So I saw this BIG black light and then in the black cloud, I should say, I saw this terrible, but VERY beautiful face! She was so pretty and I wanted to touch her, but suddenly in my head I heard, 'Touch me kender and you will freeze and you will not live to draw your next breath. Your body will freeze from toes to your hair. You will die. Slowly, painfully.' I thought that might be VERY interesting, but then I decided I wanted to live, so I didn't touch her. I wanted to though. It looked so fun. Any way, she said something to me that sounded like magical gibberish. It was something you would say! It was something like, 'Nargnsht, sorkesht, nargnsht, glek. Nargnsht, sorkesht, nargnsht, leksko' Yea. That's what it sounded like. Do you know what that means?" asked Tass. Raistlin's face paled. He started to shiver and moan.
"Yes, Tass. Unfortunately, I know what that means. She has called him into the abyss," Raistlin gasped out.
"Her plan! It's in motion!" "Yes, that sounds very interesting, but... Oh MY GOSH! HER PLAN? NO ONE TOLD ME OF A PLAN! I wanna know Raistlin! TELL ME!" Tass shouted excitedly.
"SHUT UP YOU STUPID KENDER!" Raistlin harshly whispered. "Shut up! How did you get here! Tell me what you did!"
"Well, you see, as much as I didn't want to die, I really wanted to know what she was chanting and murmuring and if that would lead to some new adventure! I figured even with me gone, Flint would do okay and he'd have all you to help him. So..." he grinned sheepishly, "I touched the cloud, you see," he added hurridly, "I didn't touch her, just the cloud she was in. So then suddenly, I was whisked into this deep dark black cloud, I NEVER want to go in another one, and suddenly I was here! Floating right in front of you!" finished Tass.
"Stupid Kender. You made a big mistake," said a black shadow. "You will pay." Tasslehoff thought it was Raistlin, so he said, "Stop trying to scare me Raistlin. I won't pay anything!" Tass looked at Raistlin and saw his face had become even paler. Tass turned around.
