Okay, let's introduce ourselves, and get you familiar with what's going on with this fic. We are the Junky Scorpion writing group, and are made up of three yaoi fangirls (but we're not insane, we promise!) Cree, Brit-chan, and Rave. We agree on a story idea, and each one of us takes turns writing a chapter. Then, we post it. The fun part is that we never know what the others are gonna write, so it's fun toadd to it each time!

Rave: I'm first for Chappie One! So here goes! I own absolutely nothing, (coughs), and I don't claim to be anyone special.


Chapter One: In Hiding
Crouched in the corner of a dark alley, Yami strained to listen for the high-pitched squeals he was all-too familiar with: fangirls.

But not just any fangirls, these were a unique breed: they were allergic to yaoi, and had only one mission: to find, strip, and glomp any bishie they could find.

And right now, their Pharaoh-hunting game was at full throttle after three hours of dodging lipstick and ribbon through the arcade.

It had been when Yami had taken Yuugi out for lunch and then to the mall. Unfortunately, his favourite store, Hot Topic had been crowded with countless numbers of girls who had come for the new shipment of Good Charlotte CD's. Yami didn't even notice them behind Yuugi whilst they looked for new matching belt chains and wristcuffs. Then, before he knew it, Yuugi was tied up with hot pink and lavender ribbon, and was being carried away by a group of pigtailed fangirls.

Upon reflection, Yami knew it had been a stupid idea to try to chase them down- they had ended up chasing him, and leaving Yuugi in the arcade. As worried as Yami had been before, he was confident that Yuugi had untied himself and gotten home safely; this had happened too many times before.

Yami winced, his rear sore from sitting on the ground for so long, and stood up. He kept his head down in case they turned around and checked again.Suddenly, he heard footsteps.

"Crap!"


Rave: Heeheee! Now it's someone else's turn! yippee! Click the button at the bottom if you care!