Disclaimer- Do you see Sasuke in slutty gothic clothes, or Naruto as a punk? Or the two of them making out? Then you can safely assume that I don't own Naruto. However, any name u don't recognize are characters which are mine and u will be sporked if u use them without my permission!

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Gaara: I still don't understand why I am your ROMANCE muse!

Horo-Horo: Oooh! A humour fic, am I in this one?

This is Naruto Horo-kun, not Shaman King.

Horo: It is? DAMMIT!

Gaara: I don't LOVE anyone! So why am I a sappy love muse!

.-' Jeez Gaara. Calm down, or I won't pair you up with that someone you like. coughs who it is

Gaara: turns red DAMN YOU WOMAN!

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"Uzumaki…Naruto…," whispered Sakura, rather breathlessly.

"It's nice to meet you," Naruto said, holding out a hand for her to shake.

Sakura barely registered the fact that she had shaken his hand, she was so surprised. However, she regained her composure after a few seconds, and smiled sweetly at him.

"Nice to meet you too, Uzumaki-san."

"Oh! Don't call me that, please! I get enough of that at work!" Naruto laughed.

"Ok then, is Naruto-kun better?" Sakura smiled, feeling strangely at ease around this down to earth celebrity.

"Sure! Oh, and I have to say, great place! Ramen's my favourite!"

"Good to know!"

Sasuke and Neji rolled their eyes across the table, as the two conversed. Neither of them knew very much about the rising star, too much involved in their own affairs to look into such things, so when the two of them started talking about his new film 'Black Mist' they completely tuned the two out. Neji grabbed Sasuke's hand, feeling rather protective over him all of a sudden. Something just didn't feel right about this new guy, even though he had yet to look their way. Sasuke gave his boyfriend a funny look, before asking him with his eyes what was wrong. Neji's pale eyes told him trouble was brewing behind them, and the model raised an eyebrow.

From the corner of his eye, Neji looked to make sure the two across the table were still talking, before he pulled Sasuke closer, to whisper in his ear.

"Something's not right about that guy."

Sasuke looked startled, not only by the sudden move, but also by the words the artist spoke. "What do you mean?"

"Something is brewing, trouble. I don't know exactly what though. I think that f-"

"Fate is conspiring against us?"

Neji looked very surprised as Sasuke completed his sentence for him. The model smirked. "You always say that, last week you said that when Gaara told me that I had an interview with Orochimaru-san."

"The guy's a pervert! I'm glad we missed talking to him tonight, it was our destiny to miss it!"

"Now you're just been stupid. You're no fool, Neji, but you do get over dramatic sometimes."

"Urusai," Neji grumbled, narrowing his eyes at him. Sasuke, smirking at the artist, grabbed him by his long hair and pulled him forward for a kiss. This was unexpected, as they had unfamiliar company and were in public, so Neji pushed Sasuke further into the corner of the booth to kiss him deeper.

Meanwhile, Sakura was so into her conversation with Naruto, that she didn't notice when the two opposite began their little make out session. Naruto, however, DID.

"Uum...Sakura-chan?"

"Hai?"

Naruto grinned rather sheepishly, before pointing to the couple. Sakura blushed lighly.

"Gomen ne! That's Sasuke and Neji. Well…I don't know which ones which at the moment, but I think the one on top is Neji. Sasuke's the model I told you about in my letter."

"Oh, sugoi!" Naruto smiled, never taking his eyes off the two.

When Sakura realised he hadn't returned to looking at her, she decided that she'd better break up the two in front of her. She sighed, knowing she was going to get yelled at for this.

"Sasuke! Neji! Aren't you going to introduce yourselves properly to Naruto-kun?"

The two broke apart, rather reluctantly. Neji turned to glare at Sakura.

"Hn, no," he said, before turning back to the boy in his arms.

Naruto laughed, as Sakura turned red from anger. "NEJI! WE'RE IN A PUBLIC PLACE! THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS INTRODUCE YOURSELF!"

Neji turned back to her and shrugged. "We just look like a normal couple making out. Sasuke looks like a girl enough as it is."

Naruto saw a hand come from behind Neji, to slap him across the face. "Dammit Neji! I do not look like a fucking woman!"

Neji turned back to Sasuke, still shielding him from Naruto's eyes. "I said you looked like a girl, not a woman. Don't give yourself so much credit, Sasuke."

It was a good job Sakura was a nurse. Sasuke's slap sent Neji flying out of the booth and into the table next to it, knocking over a few of the chairs. Sasuke shot out of his seat, and glared down at Neji.

"Egotistical bastard," he said.

Neji raised a hand to his cheek, and rubbed his back as he sat up. "There was no need for that, Sasuke. You hit like a woman, why did you slap me and not punch me?"

"Because I know my slap hurts more then my punch, jackass."

Neji smirked. "Well, you owe me a backrub when we get home. I think I may have slipped a disk."

As Sakura forgot about the celebrity sitting beside her to go and tend to Neji, Naruto's gaze was transfixed onto Sasuke. His eyes were as wide as they could go.

Holy shit…Damn, he's gorgeous!

Sasuke felt someone's eyes on him. When he saw it was Naruto, he blushed faintly, before turning back to Neji. Naruto stood up, pleased with Sasuke's reaction, and walked over. He held his hand out to the model.

"Hey there, you must be one of Sakura-chan's friends."

Sasuke took it, not noticing the death glare Neji gave the actor. "Yeah, Uchiha Sasuke."

"Nice punch. Don't think he deserved it THAT hard though."

Sasuke rolled his eyes and took his hand back. "Yeah, whatever."

Neji noticed that Naruto's smile faded a little, and grinned internally. He stood up as Sakura finished cleaning his few cuts, and walked over to Sasuke. He wrapped an arm around the black haired boy's waist, pulling him close. "I'm Neji. Hyuuga Neji. Sasuke's BOYFRIEND."

There was definite emphasis on the ending word, Naruto noticed. His smile grew strained, as he attempted to make conversation. Sakura stood back up, and pushed everyone back into the booth, herself on Naruto's side of course.

"So, your surname is Hyuuga? Are you in any relation to Hinata-chan?"

Neji's eyes narrowed at the mention of his cousin. "Hai. She is my cousin, why? What do you know of her?"

"She's one of the leading girls in my new movie. She will never look me in the eye though…" Naruto trailed off, seemingly thinking about it.

Neji snorted, and Sakura coughed and kicked him in the leg. When Sasuke turned to glare at her though, she knew that it was him she had stuck and not Neji.

"Gomen ne, Sasuke," she whispered.

Sasuke rolled his eyes. Suddenly, a blonde haired waitress arrived at their table, holding a notepad and pen.

"Are you ready to order?" she asked.

"Sure am! I'll have a large bowl of beef ramen onegai!" Naruto said, grinning widely at the taken aback waitress.

"Oook…anything else?"

"Hai. Oh, konnichiwa Ino!"

"Oro? Matte, Sakura? Is that you?"

Sakura nodded, teeth beaming at Ino. "Daijoubu ka?"

"Daijoubu. You cut your hair! It looks better that way!"

"Sou ka? Arigato!"

"Anytime today, Sakura…" Sasuke grumbled.

Ino gasped. "SASUKE-KUN!" she jumped across Neji to give him a hug. "Haven't seen you in ages! How are you?"

Sasuke struggled to breath, until Neji pried the girl off of him. "I'm good." Now, anyway.

The waitress smiled. "Genki, Genki. Okay, so what else would you like?"

After a few more minutes of talking, everyone had ordered, and Ino skipped away to give their orders to Iruka. The four of them chatted amongst themselves, until their orders came. However, this time it wasn't Ino who had served them.

"Ten Ten?" Neji whispered.

"Neji!" TenTen shouted, almost dropping their orders. She gulped. "How…have you been?"

"Good," he pulled Sasuke close, "and you?"

TenTen felt her heart breaking when she saw Neji pull the raven haired boy close. She merely nodded, not giving a verbal response, before putting each of their orders in front of them, and walking off rather quickly.

"That…was awkward," Naruto said, not noticing the glare Neji gave him. He did, however, notice when Sasuke narrowed his eyes, so he quickly shut up and dug into his meal.

I'm sorry that chapter was so short! But I have a lot of work to do right now, and I have to get back to it! I was going to wait a while to write this, but you guys made me feel so happy I felt I should reward you! Hope it wasn't a disappointment, and hopefully the next chapter will be longer! Please review with all your comments and ideas! .