Disclaimer- Do you see Sasuke in slutty gothic clothes, or Naruto as a punk? Or the two of them making out? Then you can safely assume that I don't own Naruto. However, any name u don't recognize are characters which are mine and u will be sporked if u use them without my permission!
Title: Black Mist
Authoress: Midnight Sunset
Genre: Romance/Humor/Angst
Warnings: AU, shounen-ai/yaoi, het, maybe sum OOCness
Pairings: NaruSasu, NejiSasu, KakaIru, Gaa? Neji?Saku? one sided SakuNaru and, of course, Orochimaru and his usual fetish for the Uchiha family.
Summary: Sakura's a pretty average girl. Well, except that she has natural pink hair and is obsessed with writing letters to celebrities, hoping they will go on a date with her. The newest receiver of one of her letters, is Japan's newest sensation, Uzumaki Naruto! Sakura shows up for her date, and drags best friend Uchiha Sasuke and his boyfriend Hyuuga Neji with her. She is shocked, when Naruto turns up! However, because she is so in love with the star, she doesn't realise that he does not have eyes for her. Oh no, he has eyes for a certain red eyed friend of hers…
wide eyed I'm…so…HAPPY! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR YOUR REVIEWS! . And thank you to those who reviewed my new angst fic, 'Listen to The Rain'. That title is from a song by evanescence, and is on their 'Origin' album. I get a lot of my ideas for fanfiction by listening to that album . It kix ass! And so do you you wonderful people who reviewed! As always, here are the replies to my reviewers!
Replies to you Kick ass Reviewers!
Kawaii-Kitsune-kun: Hey, I'm Sasuke-obsessed too! Lolz. Yay for us Sasuke-fangirls! And yaaaay you said it was original! Fankoooo! Don't worry, Sakura's love for Naruto is only one-sided, and I do have someone in mind for her, just not Neji, Sasuke or Naruto! And yeah, there aren't enough NejiSasuNaru fics around. I wrote this because I'm so sick of Naruto been in the middle of a triangle! -huggles her new Gaara plushie- . And fankoo for the plushie! Here's yours! -throws you a Sasuke plushie- Please keep reviewing, I love your reviews!
Spork ai: Sorry that this update wasn't as quick as the last one, but I'm getting loads of ideas for fics in my head, and I just had to write them down! The only one I've posted so far is 'Listen to the Rain' though. And Neji been possessive is hilarious isn't it? And I know he was mean to TenTen, but that's all part of the plot! Hmm…a bitchy Itachi? –imagines Itachi PMSin and bursts out laughing- Could be . And I'm glad you like the name of this fic, I was thinking about changing it but since someone likes it, then I'll keep it the same.
Rebel-blah-blah-blah: Thankies for your review! . And here's the next chapter!
Cfox: Arigato Gozaimasu! I think that's how you spell it…lolz, anywayz, here's the next update! .
Nina: . Don't you worry, plenty of Sasunaru-ness is coming your way throughout this fic!
Chibixholic: Yaaaay, go u too! . And I'm glad its not like the other Sasunaru's you read, I love being original!
Sock Monkey: Yeah I know Neji's mean, but he's supposed to be . Lolz, and your welcome for the hugglez J
Ryouseiteki: Yay another Sasuke fan! Me 2, the fics were Sasuke is molested by loadsa people are the best ones! Oh and when you wrote 'Oro-gropage, Gaa-leerige, Ita-inuedo' it really made me laugh! And of course Orochimaru's going to be a pervert, that's his job! And I may put in some Gaara and Itachi pervertedness to!
Sei-chan: I'm sorry that I used too much japanese, but I just can't help it! Lolz, and the ones that I do use are used so much in fanfiction that I thought I wouldn't need translations! And I know that some people are OOC, I wrote that in the warnings! And I know that some of my grammer is crap, because I'm so busy that most of the time I don't have chance to re-read my work and see exactly where I have gone wrong. And damn your flamer –kills them- lolz, I hate flamers too, they make you all T.T. And I purposely write reviews at the beginning of a fic, because I believe that appreciating what my reviewers write is important, and so I want to reply to them ASAP. Anywayz, thank you for your constructive criticism. . Here's the next chapter, and I'll try to write translations for any complicated japanese words! .
HikariChang: Lolz, if I do make Sasuke and Naruto end up together in the end then it's still going to be a while! I'm planning on making this a long multi-chaptered fic, because a lot of the relationships with characters and different plots are quite complicated, I'm sure I lost my sanity long before I started this fic…-.- lol. And I think I'll do a mixture of semes and ukes.
Randompancake: Thankies for the compliments! And enjoy the next chapter!
TheFutureFreaksMeOut: I'm glad you updated your fic . It's really good! And of course Gaara's going to be in it! We can't leave out our favourite little sand bishounen can we? And I already have in mind who Gaara is going to end up with…it's a big twist and a main part in the story!
Lady of Genesis: throws cookies at you Cookies for you! . And thank you for the japanese! But I'm still unsure as to whether its 'Urusei' or 'Urusai' because I've seen both before. Knowing our luck, we'll probably be both wrong! Ah well, we rule anyway! .
Zeilya: A juicy soap opera? Yeah, I suppose I have really . And it is definitely going to be a long fic! I have so many plans for it! And Kakashi? I think I might introduce him in this chapter, depends if my muse Gaara wants me to. And I knew some of the things, like using 'san' as a form of respect, but I didn't know that you couldn't use 'kun' unless you'd known them for a while. So, thanks! And thanks for reading my new fic too!
MANY THANKS TO ALL MY REVIEWERS, AND IF YOU HAVEN'T YET REVIEWED AND YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS OR COMMENTS, THEN PLEASE DO! HERE'S THE NEXT CHAPTER!
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"So…what do you do, Neji?" Naruto asked, after finishing his third bowl of beef ramen.
Neji, who was still getting over how much Naruto could eat, answered when Sakura kicked him. "I'm, an artist."
"Really, sugoi! What kind of artist?"
"A painter, dumbass," Sasuke replied, glaring at Sakura when she kicked him.
Naruto just shrugged off Sasuke's insult like it was nothing. "No, I meant what kind of art do you do?"
Neji rested his head on his hands, and answered rather smugly, "I draw models, mainly men."
"Models, eh? Anyone I know?"
Neji raised an eyebrow. "I think that the modelling business and the film industry are rather different. How exactly would you know of any models?"
Naruto grinned. "I am good friends with Haku and Temari. I believe that they both work for Orochimaru."
"Orochimaru? Sasuke, isn't that the guy who offered you an interview?" Sakura asked the model sitting opposite her.
Sasuke nodded, before frowning at Naruto. "Temari and Haku? You know Temari?"
Naruto nodded, and his unspoken question was answered by Neji. "Temari is Gaara's sister. Gaara is Sasuke's agent."
Yes, Gaara is Sasuke's agent. And he was damn good at getting Sasuke jobs. However, that was mainly because he scared the shit out of the employers.
Naruto shivered. "Gaara? Seriously? That guy gives me the creeps. Haku told me that Kabuto was practically cowering when he left the place. That must have been when he got you a job, Sasuke."
Sasuke nodded. "Yes. And I am missing speaking to him about it because Sakura dragged me here to meet you."
Naruto quickly apologised, and Sasuke called him an idiot for apologising when there was no need. Not liking the way that Naruto kept on eyeing his boyfriend, Neji stood up. "Let's go for a walk."
Everyone agreed, and also stood, Naruto paying for the meal on the way out. When everyone began to object, he told them it was nothing and carried on walking out. However as they left the restaurant, a hand clamped itself onto Naruto's shoulder. The startled man turned around, relaxing when he saw it was only his agent.
"Kakashi! I wish you wouldn't do that!" he exclaimed, as he tried to stop his pounding heart.
The masked man simply shrugged. "Why are you leaving? I said I was going to show up a while after you," he said, whilst eyeing Iruka who was stood behind the counter.
Naruto rubbed the back of his head. "Well…"
"Nevermind, I'm going inside. I'll see you at home."
Everyone raised an eyebrow at the quick dismissal, but Naruto grinned when he saw Kakashi begin to flirt with a rather flustered Iruka. "Let's just go. He won't be done for a while."
The others looked at each other, before shrugging and continuing to walk through Twilight Gardens. They stopped at a bench next to a beautiful lake, and two of them sat down. Neji and Sasuke remained standing, both looking out over the lake. The wind began to pick up, and their hair whipped around their faces, simply refusing to stay still. Neji's hair had come out of its band, and so he became annoyed when it kept smacking him in the face. Many times he had wanted to get it cut, but Sasuke always stopped him, saying he looked better this way.
Naruto looked at the couple stood in front, and smirked when he saw that the angered Neji had noticed his gaze. His smirk widened, as he watched the jealous man wrap an arm around the model beside him. Sakura was completely oblivious to this little game, and suggested that they all go for ice cream.
Sasuke didn't appear to hear her, but when Neji whispered something into his ear, his reaction was rather comical. "Sweet snow?"
They all laughed at the nickname Sasuke had given the frozen treat, and walked away from the lake to a nearby ice cream shop. They looked inside, and saw several people sat on high stools around a table. Sasuke and Neji both smirked when they recognised two of them. The other one, only Naruto and Sakura seemed to recognise.
"Kurenai-sensei, Asuma-sensei!" Sasuke yelled, walking into the shop.
A woman with red eyes and a man with a cigarette sticking out of his mouth turned to look at him. When they saw who it was, they smiled.
"Sasuke! Good to see you," Kurenai said, as she continued to eat her sundae.
Asuma nodded at the model, and then turned to Neji. "Good to see that you're here too, Neji. You two had better be practising."
The two smirked at each other, and nodded. Naruto just looked confused. "Hey, Sakura-chan, who are those two?"
Sakura turned to Naruto, smiling. "That's Kurenai-san and Asuma-san. They're both martial arts instructors, Sasuke's and Neji's to be specific."
Naruto nodded in understanding, before turning to the third member at the table. "Gai-san!"
The man whose back was facing the doorway, looked over his shoulder. Sasuke and Neji's eyes widened when they saw the man's face. Sakura cringed. "Those eyebrows look bigger in real life then in the magazines…"
Gai smiled, his teeth making a 'PING!' sound as he did. "Naruto! Why are you here so late! We have to be up early tomorrow to shoot the film!"
Naruto pouted. "But Gai-san! It's only nine O'clock!"
Gai opened his mouth to say more, but then he noticed the other three stood next to the star. Specifically, he noticed Sakura. His eyes became stars.
"Oh, the brilliance of youth! You've found someone special, haven't you! Congratulations! Love is such a wondeful thing!"
Naruto sweat dropped, and Sakura looked over to Naruto to see his reaction to Gai's words. Neji stepped closer to Sasuke, and grabbed his hand, to protect him from the scary man with the huge eyebrows. However, this move caught Gai's eye, and he looked in their direction. Seeing their interlocked hands, he smiled again, almost blinding them with the shine of his teeth.
"More young love! That's so fantastic! Well done to both of you! Good for you, young man and his beautiful female!"
Everyone's eyes widened. Female?
"Excuse me, but who do you think is the female?" Neji asked.
Gai stopped smiling, to the relief of everyone in the shop, and took a good look at the two of them.
"Hmm…I'm not sure. But now that I've heard your voice, I'm sure that the woman must be that striking beauty beside you!"
Everyone but Naruto and Gai, covered their ears. Naruto looked at Sakura. "What are you doing?" he asked, in a confused tone. She quickly put his hands over his ears, then plugged her fingers back into her own. Naruto soon got his answer.
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING A WOMAN YOU BASTARD! I AM NOT A FEMALE! AND I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU ARE QUESTIONING ME WHEN WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE! I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU! YOU'RE JUST NOT NORMAL! I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU GENDERLESS, WIG WEARING, MONOBROW BASTARD!"
Gai didn't know what hit him. All he saw was a blur and angry red eyes before all he knew was darkness. As soon as Gai hit the floor, his nose broken and bleeding heavily, everyone unplugged their ears. A random guy in the shop whispered, "Someone's PMSing," but he quickly regretted that as Neji shot him a quick glare.
Smoke came out of Sasuke's ears, and his breathing was heavy, as he tried to calm himself down. When Naruto got over his shock, he quickly grinned. "Looks like there won't be any filming done tomorrow, what with the director down for the count!"
He got a sense of déjà vu , when Sasuke glared at him and he quickly shut up. Suddenly, the door to the shop opened again, and a boy wearing green ran in. "Gai-sensei!" he yelled, rushing to his teacher's side.
Sasuke's eyebrow twitched, as he saw that the boy looked like a younger version of the man he had just decked. He clenched his fists, before storming over to sit down on the chair that Gai had previously sat on. Kurenai and Asuma just ignored the boy's pout, and continued what they were doing. The remaining three just shrugged at one another, and pulled more stools over. The boy in green took out his mobile phone, and dialled the number for a private doctor, who quickly came and took Gai away, not wanting to lose one of his most expensive clients. When the doctor left, Sasuke went back to normal, and stopped behaving like a such a brat.
Seeing that the threat had subsided, a nearby waitress came over to get their order. "What can I get for you?" she asked politely, trying her hardest not to appear intimidated by these strange people.
"One scoop of lemon sherbet, in a cone." Sasuke said.
"Two scoops of mint choc chip, in a tub." Neji replied.
"A strawberry milkshake please."
"Two scoops of mint choc chip, one scoop of orange sherbert and two scoops of chocolate, in a tub, please!"
The waitress was quick to leave, as the others looked at Naruto in astonishment. He sweatdropped. "What? Sweet snow is one of my favourite desserts!"
Neji had to restrain himself from punching Naruto, as the actor used one of his love's nicknames. Sasuke didn't look bothered, and Sakura had to stop herself from looking like a goldfish. Kurenai and Asuma looked at each other, nodding, before standing up. "We both have to leave now, but we'll see you two at practise on Monday," Asuma spoke whilst looking over at the model and the artist.
The two nodded, and Asuma and Kurenai exited the ice cream shop. On the way out, Kurenai smiled. Asuma looked at her, whilst lighting a new cigarette. "What are you smiling at?"
"Oh nothing," she answered whilst looking at Naruto and Sasuke from the corner of her eye. "Nothing at all."
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Yes, I am a Hiei fangirl . lolz. And if anyone has any ideas on what I should call Orochimaru's modelling agency, please review and tell me! And I know Sasuke was OOC, that was the point! He should be more in character next chapter, Lolz.
