Disclaimer- Do you see Sasuke in slutty gothic clothes, or Naruto as a punk? Or the two of them making out? Then you can safely assume that I don't own Naruto. However, any name u don't recognize are characters which are mine and u will be sporked if u use them without my permission!

Title: Black Mist

Authoress: Midnight Sunset

Genre: Romance/Humor/Angst

Warnings: AU, shounen-ai/yaoi, het, maybe sum OOCness

Pairings: NaruSasu, NejiSasu, KakaIru, Gaa? Neji?Saku? one sided SakuNaru and, of course, Orochimaru and his usual fetish for the Uchiha family.

Summary: Sakura's a pretty average girl. Well, except that she has natural pink hair and is obsessed with writing letters to celebrities, hoping they will go on a date with her. The newest receiver of one of her letters, is Japan's newest sensation, Uzumaki Naruto! Sakura shows up for her date, and drags best friend Uchiha Sasuke and his boyfriend Hyuuga Neji with her. She is shocked, when Naruto turns up! However, because she is so in love with the star, she doesn't realise that he does not have eyes for her. Oh no, he has eyes for a certain red eyed friend of hers…

Big smile on her face THANKS FOR YOUR REVIEWS! I always go . whenever I see someone has reviewed, and wow! I'm astounded at how many people like my 'Listen to the Rain' fic! I got a lot more reviews for the second chapter then I did for the first! –huggles you all- thank yooooou! Here's the replies to you great reviewers!

Replies to Reviewers (if you reviewed, read here! Obviously :P)

Spork ai: Your little sister looked at you funny? I'd laugh at her with you, but I'm a little sister! I'm the youngest in my family and I'm 15, waaah –sobs- And Sasuke DOES have a stick up his ass, just not one that you'd find on a tree…:P And yay you updated:D

Lady of Genesis: Snake Eyes? Perhaps, thanks for the idea!

Kurosaisei: I'm glad you think that this is well written. And I already know that Hiei drinks nothing but coffee in the manga and anime, because I've seen him do so! I just think that hiei eating ice cream and calling it 'sweet snow' is highly cute. I mean, just picture it in your head, ain't it the cutest thing? Besides, we need hiei to eat something, because hes practically anorexic! –huggles him- Thanks so much for your review!

Frontier of Darkness: Nice name! And yeah, its sad that there's no other NejiSasuNaru triangles, if you ever find another one, then could you please tell me? And NejiSasu? Perhaps.

Kawaii Kitsune-kun: Manda? Lolz:D And of course Sasuke PMS's a lot, I mean look at him in the anime! I swear he PMS's more then us girls do! And yay another person tired of Naruto been the centre of attention! And you're welcome for the plushie . And as for the fighting? I'm pretty sure I can put that in, there's gonna be fighting all the way through this fic between naruto and neji!

Ryouseiteki: Yeah, Oro-chan will show up soon . been his usual pedophile self. And be careful, don't get run over by that bus!

TheFutureFreaksMeOut: I'm glad you like Neji's protectiveness. I just always thought that if he was in a relationship, then he would be, because someday fate might conspire against him to take the other person away, lol. And I might put Gaara in this chapter, depends if my muse –glares at Gaara- decides to stop looking in the mirror to check his eyeliner for one second! .

YoungSasuke: Yaay you thought it was funny! . Here's your update!

Chibixholic: Yay for Hiei! Oh wow, that ryhmes! And yeah, I'm definitely planning someone for Neji . Dark Snakes? Hmmm…

Basatsu: We need more NejiSasu! And of course there will be Itachi! I know just what job to give him too…and I'm not sure if I should make Sasuke really hate his brother or just not like him. When Itachi does show up, he's gonna be making a load of perverted comments anyways.

Hogo-chan: Arigato! Here's the update!

Yuki-Chan2: You're a SasUKE fan too? Tell me if you find any good fics, k? .

Isarandel: Here's more then! .

Rebel-blah-blah-blah: Fear the evil laugh! Mwahahahaha! …Ahem excuse me, . here's the next chapter!

Again, thank you all so much for your reviews! I'm always happy to see that people like reading my work!

Gaara: Are you sure it looks ok?

sighs- Yes Gaara, your eyeliner looks fine. Now get your cute butt over here and be a good muse!

Gaara: -takes out sand gourd- Are you threatening me?

…eep. On second thought, Horo-kun, can you start?

Horo: Sure, Midnight-chan! Welcome to the next chapter of 'Black Mist'! Although I'm not in it –grumbles- hope you like it! Hey Midnight, can I have that cookie now?

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"So…Naruto-kun? What's it like?" Sakura asked, fidgeting in her seat as the actor turned to look at her.

"What's what like, Sakura-chan?"

"Been famous, I mean, Sasuke and Neji are both getting quite famous, but I've still never met someone before as famous as you."

"It's not as great as you'd believe. Gai-san keeps waking me up really early to do the film shooting, my agent is a pervert, the fangirls won't leave me alone and I hardly get any sleep!"

Sakura frowned. Been famous didn't sound as good as she thought it would.

"However…."

She held her breath.

"You can get whatever you want! You get to meet some really nice people, and make lots of friends! That's my favourite part of this job, making friends! That's why I came here Sakura-chan, because you said you'd treat me like a friend," Naruto said, making Sakura smile.

"And do I?" she asked.

"Yeah! I'm glad I came to see you!"

Sakura was on cloud 9. This gorgeous, down to earth celebrity superstar, just called her his friend! She smiled even brighter, and Naruto smiled back. Then he turned to where Neji and Sasuke were both sat, looking quite bored.

"And I got to meet you guys too! You two would make great friends too!"

Sasuke just looked up, meeting the actor's eyes, and nodded slightly. Neji was sure to keep an eye on the Uzumaki, but he also nodded. Naruto was glad that the two didn't jump all over the place when he said he was their friend. Afterall, saying he was glad to have met someone and them going crazy was getting pretty old. The waitress then decided that now was the time to come with their orders.

"Here you go, strawberry milkshake?" she asked, and Sakura said that was hers, as the waitress placed it in front of her. "Mint choc chip?" Neji nodded and began to slowly eat his ice cream.

However, when she came to Sasuke and Naruto, she almost dropped their orders as she looked at their faces properly. She quickly put their orders on the table, not bothering to ask who was who's, and they each took their own order. She smoothed down the apron she wore, and put on her hundred giga-watt smile.

"Excuse me, sirs?" The two looked up at the waitress as she spoke, and Neji gave her a funny look. She ignored him, and looked at Naruto.

"Are you…Uzumaki Naruto?"

Naruto sweat dropped, before nodding. Damn, he had hoped that no-one would have noticed him. Lucky for him, the waitress didn't ask him for autographs or any other annoying things, she just turned straight to Sasuke.

"And are you…Uchiha Sasuke?"

Sasuke looked at her suspiciously. How in the world did she know his name? He maybe rising up in the modelling world, but he still wasn't that famous. He wouldn't be truly recognised until he was part of Orochimaru's company. He hadn't done any interviews, or anything of the sort, so how would a random girl know him? He didn't have to answer her question however, as Neji spoke.

"He is. How do you know his name?"

The waitress flushed slightly. "Well…I, um….I keep up to date on the modelling world…and my friend is a model…and she, um…heard Orochimaru-sama talking about a new guy."

"A new guy?" Sakura questioned.

The waitress nodded at her. "Hai. And my friend got a photograph of him. And he looks just like you."

Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "I haven't yet spoken to Orochimaru-san. Gaara must've said some things to him without my consent. Who is your friend in the business?"

The waitress leaned forward towards Sasuke, showing off quite a bit of cleavage as she did. "Tsunade-chan."

Neji's eyes widened. "You know her? She is quite famous. She is one of the only females I have ever drawn." He then noticed just how flirty the waitress was been towards Sasuke. "Could you leave now? We would like to eat."

The waitress huffed at Neji's rudeness, but turned towards Naruto with her notebook and pen. "Before I do, could I have your autograph, Uzumaki-san?"

Naruto sighed inwardly, he had hoped he could avoid this. But as long as it was only the one…

"Sure."

The waitress squealed and thrust her notebook and pen into his face. He quickly jotted down his signature and she gave him a hug, been sure that her breasts were in his face as she did.

"Arigato, Uzumaki-san!" she said as she let go, and Naruto breathed a sigh of relief. She then turned to Sasuke, about to ask for his autograph too, when Inner Sakura decided enough was enough.

"Look missy, would you please stop flirting with them and go away! We are trying to eat and you are putting us off! And the customer's ALWAYS right, so what I say goes! Now GET LOST!"

Shocked at her outburst, the waitress shook her fist at Sakura, and Sasuke growled. Finally thinking that she should leave, the waitress flipped her hair so that it smacked Sakura in the face and turned to go and serve other customers.

"That bitch…" Sakura fumed. Then she noticed how unfriendly she was acting. What if Naruto-kun didn't like her anymore! "Naruto-kun, gomen ne…"

"It's ok, Sakura-chan. I'm glad you sent her away, she was giving me the creeps. And you're acting like yourself. I like that. I hate people who act fake, you don't," Naruto reassured her. Sakura nodded, and turned to drink her strawberry milkshake.

Despite having more, Naruto finished his ice cream before anyone else, and was now just playing with his spoon. He put it in his mouth, to see how long it would stay stuck to his tongue. He stuck it out at Sakura, who laughed, whilst Neji and Sasuke rolled their eyes at Naruto's childishness.

Sasuke then decided to play a little game. His own Inner Sasuke shouted encouragement, and grinned manically. He lifted his spoon, and put a small portion of ice cream on it, before lifting the spoon and slowly licking it clean. He made sure that Neji had his eyes on him at all times. He grinned when he felt Neji's foot slowly make it's way to one of his, which was rather difficult considering they were sat on high stools and not on opposite sides of the table.

Sasuke continued to tease his boyfriend, each time the spoon would dip into the frozen treat, he would repeat the process. His ice cream was soon finished, but he made sure that he had a lot of it still around his lips. Never taking his eyes off of Neji, he brought his tongue out of its confines and licked his lips clean. Not many people could tell when Neji was feeling emotion, but Sasuke could, as Neji's mask was much like his own. Neji's eyebrows were currently a fraction higher then normal, and his feet were not staying still beside Sasuke's.

Sasuke grinned at this, smiling that sexy smirk he knew Neji couldn't resist, and he raised his right hand that had some melted ice cream upon it. Using his best bedroom eyes, he raised his fingers to lick them, but Neji would have none of that. He grabbed Sasuke's wrist, and leaned in to speak in his right ear.

"Bathroom. NOW."

All the model did was nod, and they both turned to look at their company. Sasuke nearly blushed, when he realised that the two had long ago stopped talking, and were eyeing the two with a mixture of surprise and longing. I'm sure you can figure out which emotion belongs to which person.

"We'll be right back. Bathroom," Neji said to the two.

Naruto raised an eyebrow. "But Neji, you haven't even touched your-"

"I said, we'll be right back," Neji said, his eyebrow twitching.

Sakura stopped Naruto from making any further comments, and watched the two walk to the mens' room. "Just let it go Naruto. I'm sure whatever Neji's after is worth a lot more then the ice cream."

As she said this, Neji pushed Sasuke into the mens' room, and locked the door from the inside. He looked around to make sure there were no other men in here, before he pushed the model into a wall and began kissing him roughly. Sasuke kissed back, hard enough to bruise, but they both liked it that way. Neji pushed his hands up Sasuke's shirt, feeling the smooth skin on his back as Sasuke ran his hands through Neji's hair.

The artist pulled back, and started nibbling on Sasuke's neck, giving him several hickeys and biting down. Sasuke moaned in response to his actions, and began trailing his fingers down to the buckle of Neji's pants…

Fifteen minutes later, Sakura had finished her milkshake, and was just talking with Naruto quietly, when Sasuke and Neji decided to emerge from the bathroom, both looking rather flustered. Sakura smiled, as Neji tied his hair up with a band he had found in his pocket.

"Have fun?"

The two grinned at her, both with a slight blush on their faces. Naruto also smiled, knowing exactly what the two had been up to. He stood up, looking at his watch.

"Time sure flies, doesn't it? It's 10:30, and if I know Gai-san, a broken nose won't stop him from getting me up early in the morning to film. I'd best be going."

Sakura stopped smiling, sad that he had to go. "Oh, I suppose if you have to go…"

"But hey, why don't you come to the studio tomorrow? All three of you! I'll be really bored, we can talk!"

Sakura began smiling again. "We'd like that, wouldn't we guys?" she said, looking at the blushing couple. They both just raised an eyebrow at her. She sweat-dropped.

Naruto reached into his pocket and pulled out a piece of paper and a pen. He quickly wrote down his mobile number and handed it to Sakura. "Just ring me tomorrow morning, say about 10ish? I'll get the limo driver to go pick you all up from home."

Sakura took the paper, and put it in her pocket. Naruto smiled his famous grin, and hugged her. As she stood, star struck, he turned and held out his hand for Neji to take. Deciding that there wasn't any reason not to, Neji shook the actor's hand. Naruto then turned to Sasuke, and reached out his hand. Sasuke also took it, but was surprised when Naruto leant forward and hugged him, still holding his hand and patting him on the back. Sasuke was too shocked to realise that Naruto had slipped a piece of paper into his back jeans' pocket as he did so, or that the Uzumaki had given his ass a quick grope.

Naruto pulled away and walked to the entrance to the shop. "I'll see you guys tomorrow at 10! Don't forget to ring me, Sakura-chan!" And with that, he climbed into a limo outside and left.

Sakura waved bye long after he was gone, and turned to her two friends. "I'll ring you guys tomorrow at about 8 to wake you up, and be at mine for 9:30 at the latest! Ok?"

The two simply nodded, and watched as she walked away towards her home. They gave each other a quick glance, before turning to walk in the opposite direction that Sakura had.

Sasuke may not have noticed that quick grope…but Neji sure did.

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And that ends another chapter! This one wasn't as funny as the last one, but it was needed to move the story along! And did everyone like the little NejiSasu moment? Hope you did! Please review with your comments and ideas, but no flames! I warned you all at the beginning what this story was going to contain, so any flames will be disregarded and a complete waste of your time!

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