Disclaimer: I own my shoe! I think…

One day Kuwabara saw a moldy sandwich with bugs crawling all over it and he ate it." I shall now eat this sandwich", said Kuwabara. And he ate it but he turned into a gerbil for it was the cursed sandwich. Then Hiei rode in on a magical taco for no reason and threw Kuwabara off a cliff! Then he ate the taco and disappeared for no apperent reason and the reappeared on Kurama's shoe and said "I shall build many sushi bars knock them over and build taco bells!" and Kurama just stared at him and said "Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy…. Whatever, lets go bug Yuusuke." Then the magically appeared at Yuusuke's house.

"MOO!" said hiei before attacking Yuusuke with a smelly gym sock." I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED TACOS!" Screamed Hiei in Yuusukes ear. Then Yuuske put a fishstick in a taco shell and said "Knock yourself out" And Hiei began to hit himself in the head with it and every one sweat droped.

"DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Do you not see that the evil monkeys are attacking?" Yelled Hiei. "Hiei there are no evil monkeys!" Then he tackled Hiei. "Do you wanyt fries with that?" said Hiei.

" Yes and extra cheese fish on top." Said Kurama and Yuusuke in unisin. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"Screamed Hiei" The pincones have grown armpit hair!Da da duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun"

"Lets go poke a squid fish at the mall of DOOOM!" Yelled kurama. "AHHH! Doom!" Hiei yelled.

And they all went to the mall. Hiei saw a piercing shop and went in. Yuusuke saw the pet shop and went in and saw a gerbil. "GERBIL! I MUST OBTANE THE GERBIL!" And grabed it."Hmmmm… This gerbil looks like some one I know …Oh well."Then he ate the gerbil.

Then for no reason at all Koenma appeared and began drinking out of the toilet."Mmmmmmmmmmm…Grape flavored………….YUM!"

"That was certainly random Kurama "said"Oh well…"

Then Kurama saw a shoe store and went in."FOOD!" He yelled and begane eating sneekers. Then a shiney metal person walked out of the piercing shop and had hair that looked like Hieis."SHINEY!" yelled Kurama and attacked Hiei.Then they all left and went to the mystical land of pie!

"Hiei why are you made of metal?" asked Yuuseke.

"There peircings! The guy in the shop said it would make me cool!"

Kurama and Yuusuke sweat droped and Kurama face faulted"Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt…." Said Yuusuke and Kurama at the same time.

Agiant cherry pie fell out of the sky and then for no reason it started to play "Cherry Pie" By Warrent. Then hiei ate the pie in one bite and screamed "I LIKE PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" then Yuusuke self destructed and they all died.

The End

A/N:Well what do you think? I know Ill get flamed by Kuwa fans for having him turn into a gerbil and get eaten by Yuusuke…Oh well BYE!