KK: Someone kill me, please. -faints- I know you'd all want to choke me, stab me, electrify me, throw me into a pit of snakes, feed me to a pack of wolves and other stuff that might kill me, so I ask for mercy! -sweat drops- This chapter took me a week to finish. School was so hectic, but now, it's the sem break, so I might be updating faster now... I'm not promising, though... -sobs- Because November 1's my father's birthday, November 2 is the day we go the cemetery, November 4 is my cousin's birthday, and November 7 is his party... I also gotta buy the things I need for Home Economics and the for the Entrepreneurial Week, and our exams are near so I gotta study so... uh... my hectic schedule would only stop by December, because that's the Christmas Break... -faints- Sorry for indulging you guys to my schedule, but poor me have got nothing better to do that to torture you people by writing senseless stuff here in the Author's section of this fic. XD

Oh, and for others who are wondering, Akira and Riku won't be having a relationship in this fic, though in my original story, Akira is the same age as Riku, and both are really good friends, though I haven't decided if those two would get together in the original story... So... hope that clears up some things, because Riku will be paired up with Enrique-poo.

Not much humor in this chappie...

Fine, fine, I know you're all bored of my tête-à-tête, so I'll shut up for now...


Summary: In order to participate in the upcoming tournament, the BladeBreakers must get a diploma from a university as their application form. In other words, they have to go to school. And in Fukairi High, too. That proves just how unlucky they are, when they get stuck with a class that wants every teacher to perish. "STUDENT'S RULES!!!" OC fic

This is about the BladeBreakers going to school, and they get stuck with the most known -- and most feared -- class. Oh no, they weren't bullies. They were feared because of their ability to make their teachers run from the school as if the devil himself was chasing them. The BladeBreakers would have the most fun of their lives.


Disclaimer: I don't own BeyBlade or any of it's characters. They belong to Aoki Takao and the OC's found in this story belongs to their respective owners. I only own the story, the school, Pakunoda, Akira and Riku.

Kyoko - belongs toZero-Coyote

Charlize - belongs to cookie crumbs

Akari - belongs to BloodyCrystal

Ruth - belongs to tiger-of-ice

Toni - belongs to Bed 'N' Breakfast

Lily - belongs to gurly neko


Academically Insane
-chapter 6-

It's been two days since the bulletin board scene and Grandpa was still sulking in his usual way, muttering about things like having a bad reputation for the ladies. Akira sat back as usual, too tired to teach as he snored on, ignoring the party being set in front of him by class 4-9. It was a hot, humid morning, and everyone was bustling about, especially the students, who were trying to find something to keep them cold, as the air conditioner broke, of all the days.

"So hot!" Riku gasped, leaning back into her chair even further. Her hair was up in a very tight bun, to keep her hair from sticking to her skin. She wiped away the sweat on her forehead, and took off her polo shirt, much like the rest of her friends, revealing the other shirt underneath. "The heat is killing me! It's killing me, I tell yah!"

"Aw, look on the bright side, we don't have to blow our heads up with Newton thingamajigs!" Toni chirped up, trying to lighten the mood,

"I'd be very cheerful, too," Kyoko sighed, letting her head fall on the desk with a thud, "But the heat had drained all my energy so I can't annoy you guys anymore."

Akari raised an eyebrow tiredly, "Is that a good thing or a bad thing?"

"I'm too tired to think of the answer." Charlize groaned,

"Well, I heard that the principal would dismiss us early since she's dehydrated herself." Ruth looked up from her book and grinned at the others,

"What's the difference? We all live in dorms in this nonsense place, and it'll be more hotter if we stay cooped up in our rooms. The air conditioners are all busted, remember?" Charlize huffed,

"That's why we have a reputation for disobeying the rules." Riku grinned, "Pakunoda said that we can't leave the school unless we get a permission slip from either her or our advisor. But I won't take either of the two, so I'll simply run and go to somewhere cold, then probably come back about... midnight, perhaps?"

"You know, Riku," Akari sling an arm around the girl's shoulder, "You're way too smart with these things."

Kyoko snickered slightly and kicked Akari's ankle playfully, "Don't tell me that you didn't think of that?"

"I did." Akari retorted, "It's just that I forgot it instantly."

"Lame." Ruth and Toni chorused,

"Aw, shaddup!"

"Well, let's go?" Riku stood up, giving out a playful smile. She spoke as if what she was talking about was the most obvious thing in the world as she walked to her desk, picking up a small vest by the chair.

"Go where?" Ruth raised an eyebrow,

"Somewhere not here, of course." The girl grinned mischievously. She took the white lace off her waist and tied it around the top part of her pants. She took the vest and put it on her, zipping it down swiftly. "If you're not coming then so be it, but I refuse to be swarmed in here. I'm going to the mall."

"Uhm, whatever you say." Ruth shrugged albeit with a grin of her own, "I heard an interesting anime movie is playing. Might as well watch it."

"Tachi no da sensei?" Toni perked up,

"Uh-hm. I think that's the title. It's about a teacher who gets busted everytime he enters the school. He's a smoker, a drunk, an ex-leader of a well-known gang, and... yeah... about how he gets along with his class in his own way. It's a bit of a comedy-action type of thing." She sweat dropped,

"I'm coming!" Toni bounced up off the bed, "I've been wanting to watch that movie ever since I saw the preview on T.V."

"That's because you saw that it was anime." Kyoko remarked, reminding the rest of an adult scolding a child who was busy making silly excuses in his mind.

"Well, anime rocks!" Toni flicked her wrist, and exited the room with Ruth.

"So, where are you guys going?" Riku tilted her head to the side, before leaning against the wall, waiting patiently for the rest's answers.

"I need to go to the CD store." Akari mumbled under her breath before running out the room as well.

"I'm coming with you." Kyoko sighed, letting her gaze lie on Riku, "I need to go shopping anyway. What's a better way of spending your money uselessly when you have nothing better to do?"

"Anyway, do whatever you two need to do, and I'm gonna go the grocery store to fish up some midnight snacks." Charlize shrugged, putting her hands inside her pockets, before she went out as well.

"Well, let's go?" Kyoko blinked,

"Let's."


"Max, where are you going?" Judy blinked, raising an eyebrow at her son as she put down the cup of tea she was holding on the table. She turned her chair to face the BladeBreakers, Enrique, Johnny and Robert.

"We're going to the mall, mom!" Max beamed brightly,

"We're here to ask Akira-sensei and old geezer here if we can go out." Enrique grinned,

"Yeah, this heat is killing us!" Tyson fanned himself for emphasis,

Grandpa twitched in Enrique's direction, "Who you callin' old geezah?" He stepped up to the desk using one feet, ignoring chibi Judy's cries that it's not allowed to step on the table. Chibi Akira clapped boredly in the background. Grandpa continued, "LEMME TELL YAH, BOY! THIS MAN HERE MAYBEH OLD, BUT I'M A NATURAL KID AT HEART, YAH HEAR THAT! I DON'T GO FOR THE STAY AT HOME AND REST JIG! I LIVE TO HAVE FUN, SO DON'T YAH DARE CALL ME AN OLD GEEZEH!!!"

Tyson flicked his wrist and inched near his friends, "Don't listen to him. He's not yet done with his therapy."

"THERAPY?!?!" Grandpa scowled as Tyson simply smiled sheepishly at him,

Akira laid back in chair with a bored grin, "Go and have fun. Don't talk to strangers and call me if someone offers you a candy, or call the mall police whatever, but the police here are a bunch of bums, so scratch that thought. Don't walk straightly towards the road, wait until the stoplight goes red, and don't forget to walk on the pedestrian lane. You might be accused of jaywalking and I'd hate to bail you out of j --"

"AKIRA-SENSEI!!!"

The teacher grinned even wider, "Joke! Joke! Anyway, go and have fun. I may go to the mall too later." He shrugged,

"Can't take the heat, Akira-sensei?" Ray smiled impishly,

"No." Akira smirked, "I'm just afraid that the heat won't be able to take me on."

"Lame." The rest chorused,

"EXCUSE ME?!?!"

"Ahem." Robert shook his head with slight amusement, "I suppose we should all get going now."

"Allthis chit-chat is boring me to hell." Johnny crossed his arms over his head and walked out, followed by Robert.

Kai sighed, Despite how much I hate this guy, I agree. He, too, walked out.

"Well, yah heard the kill-joys." Max grinned, gave his mother a peck on the cheek and bounced out with his friends.

"Well now," Akira offered a wide smile as he stood from his chair, "Anyone coming with me to the mall?"

"No, I suppose I'll stay here." Judy smiled back, "The computer room air conditioner is still working."

Grandpa huffed, before laughing heartily, "I shall stay, for the mall won't be able to take me on, Hatake!"

Akira sweat dropped, "Whatever you say..."


"You're planning something..." A girl leaned back on the wall, eyeing the other in front of her. Her gaze was wary and suspicious, but not accusing.

Lily smirked, leaning on the other wall, crossing her arms in front of her. The shadows hid her face, but the other girl saw her eyes travel to a certain BladeBreaker crossing the alley they were hidden in, surrounded by his friends. "Is it that obvious?"

The girl sighed, brushing away a lock of hair away from her face, suddenly pitying the beyblader. "Not really. It's just that teaming up with you bullying others up makes it obvious for me if you're planning something or not." She stepped out of the shadows and raised her hand with wave, her other hand resting on her hip, "Well, whatever you do, don't get your ass kicked."

Lily simply smirked even wider, "Don'cha worry."


"Well, we split up from here." Enrique grinned, stopping his feet, his hands shoved inside his pockets.

"So, where are you all going?" Tyson grinned, before making a peace sign, "'M gonna roam around, got nothing better to do, 'neways."

"You're sounding much more like your grandfather every day, Ty." Max shook his head with slight amusement, ignoring the death glare that the world champion sent him, "I'm gonna go to the arcade. Anyone wanna come?" Everyone stared at him. Sweeeeeaaaaaaaaatdroooooop. "Okay.... well, you're bad." Then he bounced out.

"I swear, that kid is way too high on sugar." Enrique shuddered, snickering at himself for no reason, "Gonna roam around, too."

"Why don't you two just go together?" Ray raised an eyebrow, "It'll be easier to find you two that way when we decide to go home." He chuckled, "I'm gonna go to the grocery store on the other building. If I'm not gonna buy food for you bozo's, who will?"

Johnny huffed, "Who do think you're calling a bozo, you fat cat?"

Ray's ear twitched, "What did you say?!"

"Chill." Tyson stepped between them, waving his hands around frantically, "This is no time for a battle! As much as I'd like to see some beyblades clashing right about now, I'm not in the mood to watch my friends fighting like this, capish?!"

Johnny tsked, folding his arms in front of him, "Whatever." Then he walked away.

Robert sighed, shaking his head, "Pardon him. He's always like that, especially after a chess match." He walked away once again, but Kai was sure that he saw a small smirk playing in the prince's lips.

Figures... Kai snorted, Johnny always loses to Robert at chess. "I'm not gonna hang around you dumbasses. Your stupidity might affect me as well."

Tyson's left eyebrow was twitching dangerously, "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!"

Enrique sighed, "And I thought you weren't in the mood to fight, whatchamacallit."


Akira shoved his hands in his pockets, walking through the crowd mindlessly, a pocky stick in his mouth acting as a cigarette. (- Poor guy ran out of cigarettes. XD) He sighed and fastened his walking. A blur of silver caught his attention and he walked backwards slowly, peering from the corner of his eyes through the glass window, looking at a certain person. He raised an eyebrow and walked inside the store, pretending to be fascinated at a pair of clothes -- only to find out it was female's underwear, which was the reason he went straight to the perfumes for male.

When the person he was looking at left the store, he followed quietly. The person knew him, but he thought that they'd probably won't recognize him, with his cap covering his eyes, and his ponytail hidden under his shirt. To other, he was just a typical 20-year-old teenager... if that was possible, anyway. The person sat down on a table at the food court of the mall, and he did, too, after taking a glass of coke, making sure to be a good few tables away.

"How's your parents, by the way?" Riku grinned, leaning back into her chair, waiting impatiently for Kyoko's answer.

"My parents?" Kyoko blinked, "Typical. Busy but happy. Dunno, haven't talked to them in quite a while." She shrugged with a sweatdrop, and didn't even bother to ask the same question back. Riku's parents are dead. She grinned back, leaning into the table, "Ne, Riku-chan, what do you think of the new teacher? Remember? Akira-sensei? Be honest!" No use staying in the same subject... Riku...

Akira's ear twitched, his whole body stiffening, awaiting the girl's answer. Riku...

"Akira?" Riku blinked, raising an eyebrow, before slouching in her chair lazily, one finger resting on her chin with her head raised upwards as a comedy-ish look of thinking, "He's the same as before. 'Cept he didn't smoke back then. What can I think about him?"

"Well... a lot..." Kyoko scrunched her nose, looking for the right words to say, "Well... you're sure to think something about a person..." Man, I'm so good at conversations. She thought sarcastically,

"I think..." Riku let out a long hmm... "I don't hate him if that's what you're wondering." She grinned at Kyoko's surprised expression, unaware of how the person a few tables away eyes widened. She threw her legs up as the table would let her, not caring about the noisy bump that emitted from the action. "I'm just miffed, that's all... simply and amazingly miffed."

"Miffed?!" Kyoko's jaw dropped, her head falling down on the table, "That's all? Well, what happened to you and the teacher, anyway?"

"Nothing." Riku replied simply, "Akira was my tutor a few years ago, he knew about my past like you and the others do. Nothing happened... then he suddenly left. Without a note, didn't call, without even telling me. He just left." The girl shrugged, before a saleswoman beckoned her to come to her, probably something wrong with their orders. Riku blinked, before smiling widely, "Nani, onee-san? Doushite darou?" She bounced her way to the store,

Kyoko, however, didn't flinch when she saw the girl stand up, murmuring to herself, "That's all? ...Riku... that's all?"

A few meters away, Akira stood up and left.

Riku, as she chatted away with the saleslady about her favorite kinds of food, well aware that the woman wasn't listening, smiled mentally, Not really, Kyo-chan... That's only half of the reason.


Toni and Ruth both exited the theater doors, both placing their handkerchiefs at the corners of their eyes comedically. "HE DIED!!! Why did he die? He's not supposed to die! The protagonists -- especially hot ones --" Sob. "-- aren't supposed to die! They're supposed to live and happily after, damnit! HAPPILY EVER AFTER, THEN WHY DID HE DIE?!?!"

"Because the director wants him dead."

Heads turned sharply, eyes narrowing with death flaming furiously in them -- only to find Johnny and Robert standing before them. Toni glared and pouted at the same time at the red-haired Majestics', "Dakara!!! why does he want him dead?"

"Dakara!!! How the hell should I know?"

"Dakara!!! Then don't interrupt if you don't know the answer to why."

"Dakara!!! What do you care if I interrupt or not?!"

"Dakara!!! I care because I'm the one you're interrupting!"

"Hum-ha..." Ruth sweat dropped, laughing nervously, "These two are scary when arms-length near each other."

Robert nodded in agreement, "Very."


Charlize walked around the grocery store, grabbing one of each snack she could find in the junk food isle. She turned her cart, then did the same thing with the candies.

"Woah, do you have enough money for that?"

Charlize cocked her head to the side, slightly glaring at the neko-jin behind her. "I'm not gonna pay."

Ray blinked, before an image of Charlize running maniacally out of the store with the cart in hand, screaming "SUCKERS!!!" at the top of her lungs. Shaking the thought away, he offered a small smile, "A bit bold, are we?"

"What's it to you?"

"Nothing, really." Ray bowed politely, before walking away.

Charlize stared at his back for a long time, before turning away as well.


A few more hours of wandering around, Ray paid for his groceries and walked out of the store, humming happily to himself. He stopped dead in his tracks when Lily came into view, "Uhm, ha... Hi, Lily... was it? Sorry, I forget names easily."

Lily smiled sweetly, "Don't worry. I'm Lily, alright. Say, Ray, can you come with me for a minute?"

Ray raised an eyebrow, though a nagging feeling at the back of his mind practically nailed "NO!" to his brain, "Fine, sure." And he followed her away from the store.


(Guys, this is done by gurly neko, the one who saved this fic and gave me ideas to write this chappie. XD She owns Lily Meyers, too, so... yeah... enjoy.)

"Um.. Lily?.." Lily just smiled and continued walking. They came to an alley, it was dark and isolated from the streets. "Err… where are we going?"

Lily stopped, "This is nice." She had stopped in front of a wall. Ray didn't like this place, no one knew they were there, no one could possibly hear them. Suddenly, Lily gripped Ray's arm and pulled him closer. "I just wanted to ask you something." She said, holding him tightly.

"Um… Lily…"

Lily released him, "Yeah?"

Ray looked at her for a moment, his eyes caught her well-curved body. He blinked, "Well, the thing is..." He started

"What do you think about... me?" she asked, cutting him off. He looked shocked, that was not what he was expecting. "Well?" He didn't like this.

He glared at her, "Do you really think I can think of a positive adjective to describe you if we're in a situation like this?" Suddenly, Ray found himself pinned to the wall.

Their eyes met, Ray's golden ones and her playful silver ones. She moved her hand from its former place on his shoulder to his throat. "You like Cole, right?" Ray didn't answer, like he could with the hand on his throat, but his glare never wavered. "Right?" Her grip tightened, and it was harder for him to breath. She leaned closer, their noses touched, their lips. Ray didn't like this. He opened his mouth and bit the girl's lips, harshly trying to push her away. Of her days rebelling, Lily was much stronger. Lily broke apart, smiling, ignoring her bleeding lip, "You're so innocent, too innocent for my taste." Her free hand ran through Ray's hair, "Let's do something about that..." She began to take off his shirt. Ray's eyes widened, No...

He was in total panic, he tried to take away the hand in his throat, using the advantage to scream, hoping that at least someone, somehow, would hear him. "No! Don't do it! Damnit, get off me!!!" He screamed, she just smirked and threw away the shirt, then released him. As soon as she let him go he spun around and tried to run away, but then again, she was faster and gripped his wrist.

"No one rejects me!" she whispered harshly. He turned around, only to get punched. "You're mine." She hissed, walking over to him. Her fist was flying towards him, fast, a bit too fast, way too fast. It hit him again, and again, she hit hard. Very hard. Her hand went behind her back, she now had a rope in her hand. She gripped his arms and tied his wrists together. He walked backwards, a grief stricken look on his face. She punched, hard, then she punched again. Blood flew about, on the walls, on the floor, on Lily, but the blood was not hers. And she could care less. She punched again, harder, harder and harder. Ray collapsed on his knees. She started kicking him, this was way to much for Ray, and he reached a nearly unconscious state. Her fist was flying towards him again, hit him across the face, and he tripped. He was on the ground with Lily on top of him. "I never have an empty bed." She smirked, "And I want a new love toy."

Ray's eyes widened in fear. "You wouldn't.."

She smiled "I would, and no one can save you now." Her smile turned into a smirk "You're mine"

Ray was panicking, "Help! Someone! GUYS!!! TYSON!!!"

Tyson? Lily laughed, "You don't understand, hunny. No one can beat me" Her eyes flashed evilly.

Ray looked at her, resisting he urge to spit at her face, "Oh yeah? KAAAAIII!!!!!"

Now she was panicking, Kai? No! Not the new one! Argh!!! "Shut up you bastard!" She growled.

Now he had control. "KAI! TYSON! MAX! HELP!!!"

She jumped off him, pulling him with her, her hand was on his throat again, "I'm just saying it once sexy, I'm gonna fuck you either you like it or not." Then she disappeared, leaving a bleeding, near unconscious Ray behind her.


"KAI! TYSON! MAX! HELP!!!"

Charlize stopped dead in her tracks, then raised an eyebrow suspiciously as she watched Lily walk out of the shadows, scan the area, before running away with a scowl on her face. Oh no, did she beat someone up again? Does she ever learn?! The bitch. She cursed before running to where she saw Lily come out. You could imagine her face when she saw the body sleeping on the floor, "You have got to be shittin' me..."

Her groceries were dropped, and in a flash of light, she was beside the boy. "Ray! Damnit, wake up! What the hell did she do to you?! Wake up, damnit!"

Ray cracked open a eye and gave a smile with his bleeding lips, "Hi..." Then he went limp,

Charlize's eyes widened, and checked for a pulse. He's not dead... "Damnit, Ray, we're gonna get out of her."

"Cole, is that -- OH HOLY FUCK!"

Charlize raised her head up, before immediately screaming when she Riku and Kyoko in front of her. "CALL THE AMBULANCE! QUICK!"

Riku quickly fished up her cellphone, hand shaking as she did so. Kyoko backed away, "I'll call the others!" She ran away, a determined look on her face.

Riku jammed the numbers on her cellphone, raising it to her ear, before screaming the emergency and where they were. She placed her phone back in her pocket harshly, before taking the white cloth around her waist. She knelt beside Ray and used the cloth to tie it around the boy's stomach, where it was already starting to turn black and blue. "It's Lily again, isn't it?" She murmured, not knowing herself why she was whispering.

Charlize didn't answer, though Riku took that as a yes.

It took a minute and a half for everyone, including the BladeBreakers, and the Majestics, to arrive. Their faces were all of surprise, shock, then horrified concern, especially Ray's teammates. It took another minute for the ambulance to arrive, men in white immediately carrying Ray's unconscious body to the car. With a few persuasion from Tyson, the BladeBreakers were let in as well, leaving the other dumbfounded on the streets.

"What... happened here?" Robert gave a troubled look, before turning towards Charlize, "You were the first to see him, right?"

Charlize nodded, "I heard a voice shouting for Kai, Max and Tyson, then I saw Lily running away from the alley. I know her jigs, so I immediately ran towards the corner. Then I saw Ray. I don't get it, but the guy has got to be over his balls..." She bit her lip, "When he opened his eyes for a while... he smiled at me... then said Hi." She crossed her arms in front of her, looking at her side, "That's the part I don't get."

Ruth blinked at her, Cole... "Anyway, we should rush to the hospital as well..."

"What the hell happened here?!"

All heads turned to the source of the voice, where Akira came in sight.

Johnny frowned, and crossed his arms, "Some girl from our class named Lily whatchamacallit beat up Ray bad..."

"The ambulance came and went, so I suppose Ray'd be fine for now..." Enrique sighed,

Akira sputtered, "The hell?! Meyers?! Damnit, what hospital is Ray in?"

"I think in the hospital in the middle of this whole mall area... Forgot the name, though." Akari shrugged, before biting her lip. She turned her head towards Charlize and Riku, who were both soaked in blood that was not their's. Riku only had her arms and pants painted legs, but Charlize... She shivered at the metallic smell of fresh blood.

"Anyway, I'll take Charlize and Riku back to the school to freshen up." Kyoko nodded, "You guys can go ahead, we'll follow you when we're done cleaning."

"No way!" Charlize abruptly stood up, "I'm not gonna wait, Kyoko! I'm gonna rush in that hospital and wait for who knows how long. Somehow, I don't know why, but I know I'll feel responsible if something happened to Kon and I'm not there. I was, after all, the first to see him."

Kyoko blinked, "...I suppose... That's alright. What about you Riku?"

Riku stood up slowly and shakily. It's been too long since she saw this much blood. Too long... she felt as if the massacre of her tribe had replayed all over again. "I'll go back." Her eyes turned red.

Toni looked taken aback. Riku-chan can't be mad now. Why would she be angry? "Riku?"

Riku looked at her and released a small smile, but her eyes still didn't return to it's original color. "I'm fine." She turned to Kyoko, "You don't have to come with me, Kyo-chan."

"But --"

"Don't worry. I can go back on my own."

Kyoko nodded, I am a bit curious about Ray... Hmm... "If that's what you want." Riku walked away, ignoring the stares she received because of the blood.

Enrique sighed, "I'll go with her. I gotta breath too from all this stuff..." He rubbed his temples, before grinning weakly to the others, "Besides, I can't let a girl walk all alone, now can I?"

As the Italian boy starting walking away, Robert mumbled under his breath, "He can even think of such things at times like these. How uncouth."

"That's Enrique for ya." Johnny retorted,

"I'm going to the hospital." Charlize muttered. Without any word, the others followed. What more could they say?