Mayhem under the Mistletoe – 2 – Rebecca Lipsky

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Ava Lynn - Hey! Thank you again for reading my stories, hehehe yes Drakken/Shego stories are the cutiest! lol! Hmmm about them under the mistletoe, you might just have to read and find out! hahaha!Enjoy this new chapter!

AshLDragon- Aha I knew you would read this one XP! Yeah Shego is super moody in this story, i mean chapter'(s), hehehehe! You will find out why! Enjoy this chapter and please review!


Dr. Drakken gulped as the clock then his digital watch that was squeezed tightly on his right hand clicked to 7:00 he knew the little one would be coming soon. Shego had started to make dinner for herself and Drakken.

"Your really want to make dinner, for me?" Drakken asked in a sweet kind voice as he popped his head in the steaming kitchen.

"I am not exactly making it directly for you, but I won't let my boss starve. Who will pay me when you're gone?" Shego laughed and he tightened his fists and growled angrily. Oh they got along so well!

"What is dinner anyway?" Drakken said praying he had a gas mask over his nose and mouth right now because from what it looked to be, Shego was burning down their lair.

"Steak! Don't worry you'll love it!" She smiled happily as she then opened the oven as smoke consumed the room.

"Erm, Shego, you do know that if you cook a steak its better to be cooked outside on a grill." Drakken said as she put the burnt to a crisp steak down upon a plate and pulled off her pink cooking gloves.

"Oh, well… I am a bad cook anyway," She said sadly as her face then started to drop as she placed her gloves on the counted and her head started to droop. Drakken then felt really bad and knew he had let her down. Starting to walk past him Drakken grabbed a sharp serrated knife and quickly cut a piece of the steak and jammed it into his mouth. Shego's eyes were big as he tried to keep it in his mouth because she was hoping he would enjoy it.

'Uh this is so gross, but, well ok maybe not so bad.' Drakken thought as he winked to her as he chewed the burnt steak piece and noticed it wasn't fully cooked and he could get sick if he ate any more. Finally, he finished the piece and rushed over to the kitchen faucet and gulped down a large glass of water to take away the burnt taste.

"Taste like shit huh?" Shego mumbled sadly again crossing her arms as Drakken shook his head and smiled, even though it hurt.

"Its delicious…"

"Liar,"

"Ok it sucked." He admitted as she then came towards him with her right hand in the air about to maul him. This time, seeing how furious she was, he was scared and wasn't ashamed to scream like a girl and fly under the table.

"I'll come out when it's safe." Said a small squeak of voice as Shego slowly knelled down and was laughing her head off of as she slowly pulled up the table curtain and saw two little beady eyes looking at her as Drakken slowly came back out and dusted himself off.

"You wanted the truth, so I told you. It's not your fault, I hate cooking too. Let's go out to dinner, my treat, since we are both having such a horrible day." Drakken grumbled as Shego smiled and shrugged as she dumped the brunt and ugly looking T-bone steak in Commodore Puddles dish, after cutting it up for him and pulling off her pink apron.

"So, when do you think your niece will arrive?" Shego said stretching and yawning, as if she had, had a long day even when, she didn't do anything at all.

"Soon I hope, because I am about to eat the dog in a couple of minutes if she doesn't come, because I am a hungry beast." Drakken said walking over to his lab table and Shego burst out laughing.

"What's with you today? Everything I do is hilarious to you? Once second you want to make love to me,"

"ZIP!" She screamed as she pointed a finger at him and he hissed,

"The next second you cant stop laughing at everything I keep saying! Its your time of the month isn't it? AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" Drakken said coming over to her and getting her a blanket. Kicking it off Shego laughed hysterically and then stopped and realized something she never realized before. She was changing. Changing how she thought about her boss. Watching him smile upon her and laugh to, she knew something was up and she wanted to stop it!

'Shego get a hold of your self girl! Dr. Drakken is just your boss… just?' She thought as she bit her lower lip and she threw him back the gigantic big light blue blanket that had snowflakes all over it as a design.

"Here, you have your period and you probably don't feel good, want me to make you tea?" Drakken asked as Shego's eye brows then slowly slide up her pale face.

'What am I saying? Shego is just my assistant! You are mean and full of yourself; get a hold of yourself Drew! C'mon!' Drakken then thought touching his forehead slightly as if he had a head ache and Shego nodded.

"Yeah… I would like that." She whispered as that aqward silence struck between both of them. It was almost as if they were reading each other's mind's and were sharing emotions!

"Ok." Drakken whispered back, almost in a way as if someone had just died. Dead, a dead voice. Snuggling under the blanket Shego then snapped her head out of the blue clouds that seemed to be floating around her and shooting little love darts into her brain and she snapped to him,

"I do not have my period, and hell no way I would tell you if I did!" She called but then flew under the blanket entirely and started to giggle like a little girl.

"Then I can't get you pregnant!" Drakken teased calling back to her as a sudden green flame hit the wall in front of him and he jumped.

'Cut it with the baby jokes Drew, you don't want to lose your head before your niece gets here do you?!' He thought as he boiled the water and walked back over to her.

"What are you doing?" He asked as she peered her two dazzling big diamond green eyes out from beneath the fuzz and batted them at him.

"Is my tea ready?" She asked as Drakken started a fire and sat back down and looked over his paper work, on how to take over the world.

"No, I just started to boil the water; I'm not Mr. Marry Poppins." Drakken snorted, he really snorted, as Shego rolled her eyes as she started to flip through the T.V.channels...


It was nearly 7:30 when Drakken and Shego were about to eat themselves to death because Rebecca hadn't shown up yet and there was not any food in the house and both of them were practically starving!

"Well maybe if you asked your obsessive mother to watch her, we could get our asses out of here already and eat!" Shego screamed at Drakken from her room slamming the door and he gasped running up after her.

"Oh no you didn't!" He roared no pounding on her door as she threw a pillow at it from the inside.

"Don't ever say anything bad about my mother! Or I will do something very bad to you."

"Oh and then I can order a restraining order so you can't come near me!" Shego said as she opened the door quickly wearing a black braw and her pants and Drakken eyes got big and his lips were small.

"I'm changing, what you never seen a girl with a bra on before? My god, you are low Dr. D." Shego said as she pulled on a black stretched top and then started to take off her pants in front of him and he had to grab the railing for support because he didn't want to touch himself.

"Do you mind?" Shego growled grinding her teeth as she pulled on a pair of kick boxing pants that were red with a black strip down the middle.

"Um, no actually I have… I mean no wait…" Drakken stuttered not be able to believe what he had just seen.

'Shego half naked! I think I am really going to die today.' He thought as he calmed himself down and his voice got calm.

"Just let me do my work until Rebecca, comes…" Drakken said still in shock as he started down his large stairs as suddenly their loud and obnoxious door bell rang through out the whole lair and Shego screamed in joy "FINALY!"

"I'll get it!" Drakken said merrily as he hurried to the door and opened it. Having his eyes closed he smiled and opened them, and expected to see his cousin Eddy with Rebecca on his shoulders but no one was there. When he opened his eyes to look, he only saw the snow that was pilling up more and more.

"Hi Uncle Drewbie." Then whispered a quiet shy voice as Drakken looked down and before him stood his niece. She had poker straight light white blondish but with some brown streaks that were natural, colored hair. She looked up at her Uncle who raised one eye brow at her and they noticed for the first time how tall and small they were from each other. Rebecca had hazel eyes and a perfect little nose with a few freckles on it. She was a quiet child and never really was loud and obnoxious like her father. Her mother on the other hand, most of the time was either in front of the mirror or chatting on the phone ignore the poor little Rebecca.

"Rebecca is that you?" Drakken said as he knelt down and touched her little nose and she giggled. She was standing there, all in the cold. Her beautiful hair that was curled under naturally blew a bit in the ice stabbing cold wind. Her eyes were large and glassy and for her shoes which were a pair of old looking sneakers where scuffed up horribly and were buried in a pile of fresh snow. The poor child shivered vigorously as Drakken then reached out his arms and she dropped her extremely large suite case, which was twice her size, and jumped into his arms.

"Oh Uncle Drewbie, your so funny." She laughed as she played with his tiny pudgy nose as Dr. Drakken, her uncle picked up the bag and walked inside. As soon as they entered she wrapped her tiny and not so long pale arms around his neck and she held on for dear life. The warm soon touched her body and she moaned rubbing her head on his shoulder as he patted her back.

"How long were you out there for sweet heart?" Drakken asked her.

'Sweet heart? I am not suppose to like Rebecca, she is a monkey to me! Whoa I really do need a good cup of coffee and a nice warm meal.' He thought.

"For a couple of minutes, not to long. I heard screaming, a woman's voice I think and I didn't want to interrupt something. It might have been important conversation." She said as she then cuddled up closer to Drakken he entered his living room and noticed Shego wasn't around.

"Want me to show you your room while you are staying here for the next few days?" Drakken asked as he let her down and she jumped onto his leg and he groaned but she let go and giggled.

"Follow me Rebecca." Drakken said as if he was showing a group of woman up to their rooms.

"Will you hold my hand please?" She asked sweetly as she held up a small thin little hand and Drakken smiled and reached down and picked her up again.

"Why don't I just carry you?" Drakken laughed as she giggled and nuzzled her cold little head on his right shoulder and wrapped her arms around him again.

"Thank you for letting me stay with you Uncle Drewbie. My dad says hi and how is the green babe?" She said trying to say 'babe' right, since she was so small she really didn't understand what that meant.

"Oh," Drakken laughed. "I want you to know Rebecca, that I work everyday and I don't like to be disturbed, so tomorrow during the day only come into my office if its important alright?" Drakken said as she nodded her head and she frowned slightly when he wasn't looking. For an eight year old, she looked and attacked to be almost five years old. She wouldn't kick and scream or be a complete brat, she just didn't know that much since her home life wasn't that good and she was always ignored or being yelled at.

"Another thing Rebecca,"

"It's Becca; you can call me that if you want to." She said interrupting him and then blushed, "Excuse me I interrupted and I guess that wasn't very nice."

"No, but I don't mind. I am use to it." Drakken said feeling how heavy this enormous hard suite case was!

"What do you mean? Don't you live here alone, it's most defiantly quiet." She said as he put her down and pressed on his lower back, because it was getting sore. From carrying the little child who was skin and bones, but she still did way a bit, and this suite case, oh god this case… "What's in side here anyway?" Drakken asked as he then opened it in an angrily way.

"My thing's, here, if you give me what number my room is I will take it there and I shall leave you alone of the night." The little child said putting her head down, as if she was being scolded.

"Listen honey I am not mad at you, I just get angry a lot of the times, but I will tell you if I am mad. Oh and there is someone I would like you to meet!" Drakken said as hewinkedto her as she smiled and Drakken bellowed,

"Shego!"

"What?!"

"Come down and meet my beautiful niece!" Drakken bellowed back as, Shego came walking down the hall scratching her head as if she had just woken up. Turning around, Rebecca walked up to the Shego and stuck out her small little hand.

'Shake it!' Drakken mouthed the words to Shego who made a tired face and then rolled her eyes, kneeling down and shook the young child's hand.

"So you're the one who we had to wait for so we could finally go out to dinner! Can we go now?" Shego wined to Drakken as he ran his slim finger across his light blue neck warning her and she mouthed a curse word to him. The little girl then walked back over and dragged her case down the hall where Drakken then had told her where her room was. Jumping up and down, trying to read the handle Drakken opened it for her and she stepped in side.

"Wow!" The child said in amazement as she entered a room which seemed to be the biggest bedroom she had ever seen in her small life.

"This will be you'se, what time dose your father let you go to sleep?" Drakken asked as he lifted the large bag onto her bag and unzipped it as she climbed up and helped him.

"Eleven O'clock,"

"Eleven! That's a bit late for a young lady like you don't you think?" Drakken asked tilting his head looking at her as Shego appeared in the doorway.

"I want to go to bed around seven or eight at home, since I get tired, but my father or mother are either watching TV or keeping it up very loud so I can't sleep or they just are making strange or odd noises in their room late at night, it's disgusting!" She said, as Shego nearly threw up.

"Oh my god, I did not need to know that." She said covering her mouth in case she was going to throw up,

"Neither did I!" Drakken said looking disgusted and the little girls face then got sad and she let it fall again.

"I'm sorry; did I say a bad word?" She asked in a quiet voice, and both adults felt bad.

"Oh no, no, no Rebecca, its just… and adult joke!" Drakken laughed nervously turning pink and she smiled as she pulled out her cloths and flew to her dresser and placed them away.

"You know, if it's alright with you, maybe tomorrow Shego could help me place my Barbie's up on my desk over here!" Little Rebecca said happily waving to Shego who couldn't believe what was happing.

'Barbie!?' She started to think, 'Since when do I play with Barbie, well I guess it won't hurt that much, but just this once.'

"I'll see what my current events book looks like, you know, if I'm and I'll let you know." Shego said waving back to her and rolling her eyes as the merry child danced around her new bright room.

"This one is my favorite," Rebecca said as she pulled out a doll with long back hair and green eyes.

"I haven't given her a name yet, I am not really sure what to name her?" She thought as she ran her fingers through the dolls hair and Drakken was trying not to explode because of his hunger loss.

"Sweet heart why don't we go out to dinner, since Uncle Drewbie and Ms. Shego are very hungry and I am sure you are to, so what do you say to that?" He said lifting her back up into his arms as he spun her around the room.

"Great idea! Lets all go have some fun!" Rebecca laughed as she then held on to her Uncle with dear life as he lifted her frail body onto his shoulders and held her hands as they walked down the stairs and put on their coats.

"Finally, we can eat!" Shego said as she whipped on her black jacket and long sexy black leather tie up boots and Drakken growled as she walked by.

"Watch it chief!" She ordered, as Rebecca laughed and put on her 'Barbie' light pink and purple flowers upon it and read 'Barbie Power' all over it.

"Who likes my new boots? I got them for my birthday!" Rebecca giggled and blushed and Drakken and Shego smiled nervously.

"They are um, well…"

"The hottest boot's I have ever seen, now want me to carry you again so you don't slip in the snow or do you think you can handle it angel?" Drakken asked the little girl as she then zipped up her ruby red colored puff coat which was made just for her and fuzzy pink gloves.

"I think I can handle it!" She squealed pushing between Shego's legs and flying out the front door and tripped into a pile of snow!

"Rebecca!" Both adults cried as she pulled her cold shivering and now wet head from a deep pile of freshly laid snow and laughed.

"I'm ok."

"Thank god. If anything would have happen to you," Drakken said as Shego gave him a funny look.

"What?" He asked her,

"Nothing." She whispered back as she slowly started down the icy steps of their large lair.

"Tell me now Shego." Drakken growled.

"We will talk about it later!" She hissed back as the little one then suddenly disappeared.

"Now where did she go?" Shego sighed gettingannoyedbecause the child was keeping them from getting food!

"In here!" Called a small voice, as Rebecca was already in the backseat of Drakkens Volvo, as she waved and pulled the window down.

"Come on you guys; let's go to Chili's for dinner! They have the best cheeseburgers!"


Note - - - hi everyone! wow thank you all for reviewing so far! it makes me so happy to get a review! lol. Isnt rebecca a cutie!? Let me know what you think so far and please review, and ohhh wait until the next chapter, hahahaha... dinner with Rebecca, whoa! :: evil laugh ::.