Mayhem Under the Mistletoe – 3 – I do care for her?

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"Can we turn on the radio?" Rebecca asked sweetly sitting in the back of the dark car as Shego was in the front passenger seat and Drakken was driving. The snow was coming down faster and faster on every corner that he turned.

"Please, no rap, I beg of you." Shego begged because she was getting a head ache.

"Awww but Shego, you know I love rap." Drakken teased as she growled and Rebecca laughed.

"Once, I saw my dad on his bike singing a rap song, I think it was from that Nelly dude, and the song was 'Hot in here'." She said as both adults snorted with laugher, as she joined.

"Yes we can turn on the radio." Drakken said, as he turned it on and made a large mistake. On every channel their were old and famous Christmas songs and Drakken, like the Grinch, really wasn't in the mood to listen to 'Jingle Bells.' Unbuckling her seat belt Rebecca then slowly started to craw behind Drakkens car seat and then rested her head on his head rest.

Shego's eyes then picked up something to her left and it wasn't Drakken. Smiling and looking out the window, Shego rolled her eyes because it looked like Drakken had to heads upon his shoulders.

"JINGLE BELLS!" Rebecca then screamed in his right ear as Drakken screamed because he was scared and almost flew off the road. Shego was no streaming mad and Drakken nearly had a heart attack. Breathing heavily he turned around in his car seat as he pulled over and the snow continued to fall.

"Becca, why did you do that?!" He said as his beady tiny sexy black eyes glared at her face.

"Because it was funny." She said laughing and kicking her little boots on the bottom of the seat.

"It was not funny and listen to your boss, I mean Uncle!" Shego said resting her head on the cool glass window and looking at Drakken with tired eyes.

"Just put back on your seatbelt and please calm down, we are almost there,"

"We were." Shego mumbled as Drakken changed the radio station and drove off to the restaurant…

Finally arriving at 'Chili's', Rebecca's favorite restaurant they all walked inside and she jumped up and down and slipped off her fuzzy gloves and her tiny hands were cold.

"Come here, let's sit down and wait until our table is ready." Shego said as she sat on a red colored waiting booth as she flew on it and nearly knocked Shego off of it.

"You are hyper tonight, aren't you kid?"

"Sorry Ms. Shego, it's been such a long time since I have gone out to diner. Most of the time I am making myself little pizza's or left over's, since no one, except my dad really cares about me at home." She said in a small voice as Shego then felt bad.

"Well you are here, so don't you worry one little bit." She smiled and then thought suddenly wanting to smack herself.

'What is wrong with me!? Hell yes I am changing! Did I just talk to her like I was her mother! Oh god Shego, get a-hold of your self!' She thought as she bit her lower lip as she then noticed Drakken was arguing with someone up front about who was in line first.

"Oh god, he is going to get us kicked out." Shego said sadly, as the little girl put her tiny hand on her shoulder.

"Do you guys sleep together?" She asked with big eyes, and Shego then did really fall off the red booth in shock and hit the ground. Drakken heard her squeal and looked around. Seeing she was on the ground he hurried to her and helped her up.

'Why did I just do that?!' He thought as they touched hands and she then pulled away from him,

"Is our table ready yet?" She growled giving him a look,

"No, but I am working on it." Drakken sighed as he went back and stood in line knowing arguing would get them no wear. Shego, then quickly turning back to Rebecca who was kicking her feet gently on the bottom off the boot asked,

"Who told you those words?" She asked now really is if she was her mother and she wasn't too happy.

"Um, well I heard my mommy say them to daddy all the time." The little girl said as her ears drooped in fear and she started to shake because Shego was squeezing her tiny cold hands to the point of crushing them.

"Do you know what 'sleeping with someone' means?" Shego asked sternly as she shook her head as fast as could.

"Good," Shego then sighed in relief and released the child's hands from hers as she winced in pain as she touched him.

"Sorry." Shego than muttered.

"But what dose sleeping with," Rebecca started as Shego quickly covered her mouth because some people starting to glance at them.

"We don't talk about things like that in public alright?"

"Ok." She said as she smiled and gave Shego a hug.

"But what is it?" Rebecca then had to ask after 5 minutes of long silence and Drakken had just left the line and was coming over,

"You really want to know!?" Shego asked holding the flames back in her hands.

"Yes!" Screamed Rebecca as Drakken sat down and picked her up, placing her in his lip like Santa would do.

"Your niece here would like to know what 'sleeping with someone' meant." Shego whispered as Rebecca giggled and Drakken nearly dropped her but held her close.

"E-excuse me!?" He chocked,

"What? She wants to know, just tell her something please!" Shego begged, "So we can change the subject."

Taking a couple of minutes of thinking how to say it to his niece and in a whisper he then just pulled her close and whispered in her ear

"It means when a mommy and daddy want to have a baby." He said as she then smiled and hugged him.

"Ohhhhh, I get it now. Ok sorry if I bothered you." She said as Drakken smiled slightly and blushed in a big way, because he couldn't believe it just told an 8 year old about sex.

'Oh god Drew, you are getting old.' He thought as they all sat in silence for 10 more minutes until their table was called.

A tall slim woman who wore a coral colored polo shirt that read 'chili's' on it came over to take their order.

"Hi welcome to Chili's I'm Ginger, Ill be your server here tonight can I take your order?" She asked as Drakken then put down the menu and looked at the waitress. His jaw dropped as he saw the girl of his dreams. Sweet music was playing in his mind and little hearts floated around her perfect face. Her hair was sandy colored and was pulled in a loose pony-tail in the back with a few strand's falling down by her ears. Her eyes where hazel and her lips were coated in clear lip gloss.

"I'll have a soda," Shego said

"Ill have lemonade please," Rebecca said,

"Ill have you," Drakken said in the dreamiest voice he could possibly pull out of his throat as Shego slammed down her menu in shock.

"Excuse me?" The girl said, "I couldn't understand you,"

"Ill have," Drakken said wanting to kiss her,

"He will have a black coffee, were engaged." Shego then said quickly as she took a hold of his right hand and kissed it rubbing it against her cheek as Ginger smiled and then walked away. Drakken watched her leave and had his eyes looked on her ass and the only words running through his mind were 'Damn she is fine.'

"Drakken!" Shego then hissed as she snapped her fingers in front of his face and he broke from his love trance and shook his head.

"Wha-what?" He asked seeing that they were holding hands and Shego was rubbing his fingers in that way.

"You were hitting on our waitress!" She hissed as Rebecca giggled.

"Oh," Drakken said enjoying the feeling that Shego was giving him and it was turning him on, but then he looked at her and pulled his hand away.

"What are you doing?!" He asked raising an eye brow at her,

"Huh? Oh, sorry I told her we were engaged so you cant hit on her, not that we will ever be engaged, oh god no." Shego said wanting to gag, pulling her hand away quickly and blushed as she kept her hands locked underneath the brown and tan tiled table and Drakken did the same.

"Sorry," he whispered. "It's just like that you don't see a girl like her come talk to some freak like me." He said in a depressed voice as Rebecca then made the 'awwwwwwwww' noise and stood up in her chair and hugged his neck and kissed his cheek.

"I love you Uncle Drewbie." She laughed as he smiled.

"Anyway," Drakken said changing the subject quickly, "What did you order me?"

"A black coffee."

"Thank you."

"Mhm." Shego hummed through her lips pulling out her nail file and filing them a bit since they were getting two sharp.

When their Drinks came back again, Shego quickly grabbed Drakken's hands and pretended to flirt with him while she then took their order. Rebecca sat their quietly and waited her turn, while Drakken ordered a regular cheese burger and Shego ordered a burrito.

"I'll have a small salad please and a cheese burger." She smiled as Ginger leaned down and took their menus as Drakken gulped because he was so close to her and he was going into that trance again, as she quickly started too stuck on his fingers.

"Your daughter is so polite!" Ginger smiled and complimented as she walked away and Drakken moaned in pleasure as she walked away and he kept his eyes on her. Rebecca then pinched his underarm and he growled.

"That hurt, and stop sucking on the tips of my fingers!" Drakken hissed at both girls as Shego rolled her eyes and sipped her soda.

"It's the only way to keep you distracted from her."

"Why can you just let me be me Shego? Why tonight are you being so funny around a girl that I like, I mean, when you were dating Jr. I didn't start bothering you! I can't help it, I am a man, and well… its my nature to look at girls I like." He said as Rebecca wished she had her small hot pink fuzzy note pad, it was the perfect time to take notes.

'He never looks at me.' Shego then thought sadly as she turned her head away a bit and a small tear came to her eye.

"Listen I'm sorry, it's just why are you acting so weird tonight?" Drakken asked almost in a pleading voice

"Its because, I don't want you to scare away the waitress and then we have to get kicked out before we can have a full deceit meal!" Shego snapped,

"Fine…but why would I scare Ginger? I didn't do anything."

"You might attack her or something; it seems your hormones tonight are out of control!" Shego said trying not to yell as she leaned forward on the table.

"Attack her! Why would I attack her?!I'dnever attacked anyone!" Drakken said as his voice went a little bit higher then usual.

"Please stop fighting! Please!" Rebecca then interrupted as she put her small little clenched fists on the table and both of them looked at her as if she was scolding them, and she was.

"Fine," the both then whispered as they sat back and didn't say a word.

"But do we have to be engaged!?" Drakken then whispered in an angry voice after a moment of silence, he was like Rebecca; he couldn't let things go until they were fully finished or discussed.

"Can you just drop it? Please!" Shego snapped.

"You suck," he whispered bitterly as she then got up and scampered off to the ladies room.

"I think she heard you." Rebecca then said as her beady little eyes darted from Shego to Drakken who was breathing heavily in anger.

"Good, let her hear me, I'm her boss and that is that."

"I think I suddenly have to go to the bathroom to." The small child whispered as she slipped out from underneath the booth and hurried after Shego.

"Woman." Drakken mumbled rolling his eyes and thought for a while.

In the bathroom Shego was looking at herself in the mirror with slits for eyes and her hands were tapping furiously against the cold marble sink. "Can I come in?" squeaked a tiny voice as Shego then opened the door and there stood Rebecca with a big smile upon her face.

"Sure, It's a public bathroom you know."

"Why are you fighting with my Uncle Drewbie?" She asked curiously as she sat on a brown chair in the corner of the bathroom as Shego continued to look deep into the glass mirror.

"Because he is being a real jerk right now."

"What's a jerk?"

"Do you always have to ask questions?!" Shego screamed as her tiny hair lightly flew back and she quivered.

"Sorry." She then said in total fear and clenched the bottom of the chair seat so she couldn't move.

"A jerk is someone who is mean, selfish, and just a bad person."

"My Uncle isn't a bad man! He is a good man and I know he wouldn't do anything to hurt anybody!" She piped up now getting mad at Shego.

"Ha, you don't really know what he dose for a living don't you Becca?" Shego asked biting her lower lip but with an evil smile.

"Yes, he and you work together for a radio show!" She said as Shego then threw her head back and laughed,

"Oh no sweetheart, no, no, that isn't our real job. Our real job is…" She was stopped by the swinging of the door behind her and noticed that Rebecca and just flew out of the bathroom before she could hear the real truth.

Skipping back to their table Drakken picked her up and put her in her chair.

"Our dinner should be here in a couple of minutes." Drakken said as Ginger then came back with plates full of steaming food.

"Thanks." Drakken replied as he tucked Rebecca's napkin in her shirt and on the front for her, so she wouldn't get herself all messy.

"You are such a loving father. Is that black haired woman her mother?"

"Actually," Drakken started but was cut off,

"She isn't our child. This is my fiancés niece." Shego said as she stepped out from behind Ginger and sat down and started to eat.

"Aw how cute, well you guys make the cutest couple by the way, let me know if you need anything." She said as she then left their table and Drakken and Shego looked at each other both started to gag.

"Us?!" Shego started,

"A couple!?"

"God no!" They both then said wanting to throw up and Rebecca was confused.

"What? I thought you two were in love, aw man there goes my bet with my daddy." She thought as she shook her head and Drakken asked her suspiciously,

"What bet?"

"Oh Daddy betted me 50 dollars to find out if you two where madly in love!" She said in a dramatic voice and then Shego could not eat a single bite she was so sick. Drakken on the other hand was going to murder his cousin as soon as his baby sitting job was over!

After dinner, they drove back to the lair and eventually the snow was starting to stop. In the backseat, Rebecca was falling off to sleep and when they got home, Drakken carried her inside and took her up to bed.

"Will you help me get her ready for bed?" He whispered to Shego, trying not to wake the little one who had her arms resting on Drakkens shoulders.

"Pfft, no." Shego whispered back in a short tone as Drakkens eyes narrowed.

"I'll pay you more if you please just help me take care of her, I don't want to do this alone," He begged in a whisper again.

"Oh alright, just to shut you up I will." She said as they quietly walked up the stairs and took Rebecca into her room. Drakken took off her boots and gloves and her hat and put them in her dresser as Shego took off her coat and pants. Pulling out her Barbie soft pajama's Shego saw them and turned around.

"What's your problem?" He asked,

"If I see any more 'Barbie' merchandise I shall puke!"

"Oh stop and just help me get this on her and lets pleasssssssssssse try not to wake her!" Drakken begged again as she snatched them from him and she unbuttoned the sleeping little girls top and pants. Drakken turned around so he didn't see her naked body, first of all, she was a very young child and even though he was her Uncle by blood not marriage, she still wasn't his daughter, and he felt awkward about it.

"Thanks," Drakken then said as Shego pulled down the covers and fluffed her light blue pillow and Drakken held her in her arms and laid her down and pulled the covers neatly on top of her so she was comfortable.

"Night Rebecca." Shego then said as she walked out of the room and headed towards hers, leaving Drakken alone with his niece.

"I can't believe I am saying this, but Night sweetheart." Drakken said as he gently ran his fingers against her pale cheek as he smiled and then started to leave the room.

"Uncle Drewbie?" Rebecca said as her eyes slowly opened and she opened out her hands as Drakken stopped dead in his tracks.

'Oh my god she is awake!' He thought as he tried not to get mad and turned around to her.

"You are leaving me."

"Its 10:00 and its time for bed Becca." Drakken said coming over to her bed side and putting his hands in his pockets.

"Can you please read me a bed time story, and I am a little scared." She said pulling the covers over her flat little chest.

"Why are you scared, there is nothing in this lair, I mean home that is scary?" He said.

"Well, I have never slept or been in this house for twenty four hours and I am a little scared something will happen, or I will hear those nasty noises again!" She said as she now was biting the blanket and getting it wet.

"And can you please tell me a story? Please?" She begged as Drakken closed his eyes and knew he was going to collapse because he was so tired, first it was hunger, now it was because of the lack of sleep!

"Fine, but just this once." Drakken said as he sat on the edge of her bed and she smiled happily as he dimmed the lights a bit since they were a little too bright.

"Um, well… how should I start…. I am really bad at this I must say, I uh really don't tell bed time stories."

"Tell me about your radio show!" She said excitedly!

"My radio show?" Drakken said getting nervous as he started to talk about it,

"A lot of the time we get these crazy callers and one time this man started fighting with me! I mean he said that if I was to ever take over the world that it wouldn't happen and I was like 'I can to take over the world!' and he was like 'Nah-uh!' and then we started fighting and Shego took over and than…" Drakken said as he was waving his arms in the air getting all worked up and then his beady eyes slowly fell down to his niece and she was fast asleep.

Leaning down, knowing she was fully asleep this time, he kissed the top of her forehead and looked at her in a loving way. He was growing so attached to his niece and it was only their first day together. "Sleep well, ill see you tomorrow." He whispered as he kissed her forehead once more and then turned of the lights and left the door open but with a little crack so a little bit of light could show through.

"Night Shego." Drakken said as he passed her door and she was changing so she jumped again.

"Night, oh and Dr D." She said pulling her pajama's on as he turned around,

"What happened at dinner, I just did it for our own sake."

"I know" He said resting a hand on the wall.

"Ok…" Shego said as if something was going to happen as they both then just stood there in silence feeling uncomfortable.

"Did you put her to sleep, you didn't hurt her or anything… did you Drew? You were in there a while."

"Since when do you think I'm ever going to hurt a child!?" Drakken cried,

"When you told me you stole candy from a baby," She sneered,

"Oh go to bed you snobby Princess!" Drakken said as she slammed her door and thankfully, Rebecca didn't wake up.

Drakken had taken a nice long hot shower and then put on his pajama's and went to bed. Trying to get to sleep he was starting to dream about Shego! It was going so well in his dream to…


Dream

"Your so cute Dr. D, will you ever go out with me?" Shego said batting her eyes at him as they both sat in the park on a bench and the moonlight flooded their bodies.

"Why wouldn't I? A beautiful young lady like you goes out with every man who is handsome, I'm sure, but who would ever love me? I am so ugly and blue."

"You are not ugly and blue Drew." Shego said as she slid her body over to him a bit closer and sighed heavily.

"I wouldn't go out with a man who I thought was ugly." She than whispered as she took his face in her hands, and brought him closer to her.

"Your dress is so beautiful Ms. Shego." Drakken exclaimed to her as she blushed and connected both of her hands, which were tucked within a pair of black silky gloves that she had on and snapped around her right wrist was a diamond bracelet. Shego's hair was pulled up in a tight bun and had sparkles in it. Her eyes were big and shined like the moon upon Drakken. Her dress stopped above her chest and fell to the ground and was black and it was silky. Drakken on the other hand, wore a black tux with a black shimmering tie that reflected in a couple puddles on the street, and black shoes with a white button down top underneath his suite.

"Stop Drew," Shego laughed gently slapping his right shoulder, "You're making me blush,"

"Your beautiful when you blush, never let that go away." He said as he then slowly ran his thin fingers down the side of her face as both adults looked at each other with lust in their eyes and love.

"I love you." Shego said not even barley moving her lips as it came out in a whisper as a small tear trickled down her face.

"I love you too." Drakken responded in the same way. "Why Shego, you're crying, what is the matter?" He asked hoping she wasn't hurt.

"Its-its nothing, don't worry about me." Shego said whipping the tear away and looking away as well.

"No, please… tell me." Drakken said as she turned around and he squeezed her hands as they then stood up.

"Tomorrow, I am leaving for London as you know,"

Drakken nodded.

"And-and, I just don't wont to lose the man I love!" She then cried as she jumped on him and wrapped her arms around his neck as she pressed her lips against his. Cars beeped their horns as they passed Drakken and Shego as he kissed her back and she kissed him back. Together they constantly kissed holding their breath, as Shego ran her hands up and down Drakken's back head. She loved the way he smelled, touched and kissed. Shego never wanted to leave her side, not in one million years!

Drakken felt the same, he had loved Shego since the day he met her. Everything about her was so perfect, her hair, her body, her smile and grace. If he ever did lose her, he knew he would never be the same, because with her, he felt he found the woman he had always been looking for.

Eventually breaking the kiss, Drakken and Shego inhaled many deep breaths as he slowly pulled her head to his chest and she cried on it.

"You shall never lose me Shego; I will always be with you. Jr. and his father shall be waiting in London, but I will write to you everyday my love, I promise."

"I didn't know you loved me back Drakken?" Shego said stepping back a bit and taking her head off of his chest.

"I have always loved you my dear, since the day I laid my eyes upon you."

"Oh Drakken." Shego cried with joy and sadness as they came close again and started to kiss more and more as their beautiful and happy night never seemed to end. The moon shone upon them until the sun rose up the next morning and Shego left Drakken to go to London, but in his heart he knew she would always be there and someday come back to be his partner in crime.

End of Dream


Drakken squirmed a bit in bed with a large smile upon his face. He was moaning out Shego's name every now and then and very happy, YOU KNOW WHERE. :: LOL ::

"Shego, Shego, I love you Shego." He said as he then felt someone's small body sit upon his stomach and start to unbutton his top. Smiling some more his dream became hazy and he suddenly awoke and saw two enormous eyes looking at him in the dark. Letting out a wail Drakken felt someone upon him and he knew it wasn't commodore puddles, because commodore puddles didn't know how to unbutton a nightgown. Turning on the light as fast as he could, there sitting upon his stomach nearly squeezing him to death was Rebecca giggling away.

"Rebecca," Drakken breathed "Why aren't you in bed, and why did you unbutton my top and why are you sitting on me?!" Drakken asked as she rolled off of him and laid down next to him.

"Because the doggy came into my room and I heard strange noises." She said as Drakken looked at her, his head still resting on his own pillow and she did the same just with her own pillow.

"The doggy won't hurt you, he is selfish but he won't hurt you."

"I know, he kept licking my face and kept waking me up and then I heard groans and I thought my brave Uncle Drewbie was in trouble so I got scared." She said with big eyes that were worried and Drakken laughed.

"I wasn't scared I was just, talking in my sleep I suppose,"

"Can I stay in your room tonight, ill bring in my sleeping bag if you want? Please?" The little one begged as Drakken sat up and buttoned up his shirt completely.

"Sure, but how about you sleep in my bed and ill sleep on the floor, but just this once." He said winking at her as she smiled and laid in the middle. Drakken left the room and walked down the hall and pulled out his own sleeping bag and a couple of sheets and extra pillows. Walking back he stooped in the door way and looked on the bed. There, every pillow in his room was on the bed and was pilled up like a princesses be and he could only see to little eyes a bit of hair looking at him as he laughed.

"So Princess Mia, do you like your room tonight?" Drakken teased as he yawned and noticed he was still happy and wanted to faint because she couldn't stop laughing and pointing at him.

"It's not funny!" He said as he went into the bathroom and came back a little while later and had a smile upon his face which was hilarious.

'Oh yeah, finally I took care of that.' He thought in a dreamy way as he shut of the bathroom light and stumbled to the ground and made his own little bed as Rebecca was not disgusted.

"You're disgusting!" She laughed

"Hey a guy's go to do what a guys got to do, wait… how do you know all of these things! Your only 8!" He said giving her a strange look.

"I just do, I read a lot." She said as Drakken rolled his eyes. 'Oh yeah, she is defiantly Eddy's kid.' Drakken thought as he then turned off the lights and laid on the floor next to his bed.

"Night Rebecca now please go to bed."

"Night Uncle Naughty Drewbie!" She said bursting out with laughter.

"Becca!" He said shooting up from his bed and hitting his head on the side table as the child screamed with laughter.

"Oh my god!" Drakken cried as he kicked his legs in pain, "Can we please all just go to bed! And if that dog comes in, ohhhhh it won't be pretty." Drakken said as Rebecca started to drift off to sleep and Drakken stayed awake with a pounding headache, wishing he was dreaming of Shego again and kissing her in the special way…


Note -- Hey everyone, xxxkimpossiblexxx here! Hope you liked the chappy! Hehehehe, 10 pages! Damn! lol. Tomorrow, i mean in the next chapter, Jim will be coming and it shall focus more on Shego, for all of you 'shego' fans out there! Anyway though, hope you all enjoyed it and please REVIEW! - -