The Power of Four
Nehal and Jackie were playing wizards chess in the gryffindor common room. Nehal beat Dean in the first match and is about to win again, against Jackie.
" Check" she said
" Where?" asked Jackie looking confused
" There! My bishop's got your king!" pointed out Nehal
Jackie studied the board for a bit but couldn't since Dean was whispering into Nehal's ear. It was obvious that they both liked each other thought Jackie.
Nehal said, " Hurry up Jax we don't have all day!"
" Yeah we do!" Jackie said
Nehal said, " Yeah but I'm not going to wait for you all day to make your move!"
Jackie laughed. She laughed so hard that she almost fell of her chair.
Nehal whispered to Dean. " I hate it when Jackie is like this! She thinks everything I say is perverted!"
Jackie said, " Not all the time!"
Nehal said, " Just go you stupid bitch!"
Jackie said, " Neh Neh go suck my dick!"
Dean said, " Is there something that I should know about you?"
In England everyone is always polite and never swears so all the gryffindors in the common room gathered around the exciting chess game.
At that moment, Danielle and Heather came in and saw the crowd. " What's going on?" Heather asked Ron.
"We're having a friendly hodown." (Get it… ho) And the girls burst out laughing.
Nehal said, " Jackie just go!"
Finally Jackie said, " Knight to E6!"
Nehal smiled. " I win!"
Dean said, " Congrats!"
Nehal blushed. " Thanks!"
Jackie saw Danielle and Heather and met up with them while Nehal gave Dean advice for Wizard's chess.
Jackie said, " So are you guys gonna start a cheerleading squad?"
Heather started jumping around and doing twirls. " Yes we are! And guess what?"
" What?"
" No you have to guess!"
Jackie said, " Let me see…you saw people snogging in a closet."
" Nope. Guess again."
" You saw Timmy with Mrs.Norris."
Heather paused for a second. " Nope that's not it but if it was that would mean that Timmy is cheating on Crookshanks but guess again."
Danielle said, " You're never gonna get this right!"
Jackie said, " I don't know I give up!"
Heather said, " Professor Dumbledore has turned gansta!"
Jackie said, " Are you serious? That must be so funny!"
Danielle said, " I have no idea how he could start acting like this! Maybe…someone gave him a gansta potion!"
Heather said, " There's a gansta potion! Cool!"
Danielle said, " Well I'm going to continue making the potion before our next class!"
Heather said, " What is our next class anyways?"
Jackie said, " Defense against the Dark arts! Everyone says that the job is jinxed!"
Heather said, " Remember that Dada (Defense against dark arts) teacher we had two years ago…Mr.Judge!"
Jackie said, " Oh yeah he always told me that my work was too flat? I'm like what the F$@%?
Heather said, " Yeah ever since we lit his desk on fire he hasn't come back since!"
Jackie said, " Well it wasn't our fault that he farted!"
Heather laughed." If we saw him today he would probably kill us!"
" You lit a teacher's desk on fire?" demanded Hermione.
" Well he was sooo gay!" said Jackie.
" He really deserved it!" Laughed Heather. " But he threatened me at the subway!"
" Let's go see our new Dada teacher. We'll leave Dean and Nehal alone!" Heather said the last part in a low voice.
" Ow!" said Jackie.
" Whatever!" said Hermione. She stormed up the dormitory but the she screamed when she reached the top.
" What have you done to him?" She yelled as she threw Crookshanks on the ground. A couple of his whiskers were missing and his fur was ruffled.
Danielle said, " Timmy got a little feisty!"
Hermione said, " I'm going to talk to Heather! Aww my poor cat are you alright?"
Hermione walked down with Crookshanks in her arms.
Hermione paused. " How did Timmy get down there so fast!"
Heather and Timmy glared at Hermione and Crookshanks.
" How could you let Timmy attack Crookshanks?" said Hermione.
" How dare you!" said Heather. " They just got very umm…very passionate!" replied Heather.
" I won't let Crookshanks associate with people like you!" Yelled Hermione and she stormed off with Crookshanks in her arms. Crookshanks looked longingly at Timmy.
" Meow" said Timmy sadly.
Nehal ran after Hermione." Yo Hermione get your butt down here this instant!"
Hermione tutted and kept walking.
Dean said, " What were you gonna to do her?"
Nehal said, " If anyone disses my friend they diss me. I was so gonna kick her butt."
Jackie said, " C'mon Heath Heath let's go! We will get revenge on Hermione later!"
Timmy laid down quietly on the couch. " Mew!" he said sadly.
" I'm bringing Timmy to Dada. He's lonely." Said Heather.
She picked him up and she Timmy, Nehal, Jackie and Danielle with the rest of the gryffindors went to Dada class.
They all settled down in the classroom and sat in their seats. Heather sat down with Neville and Timmy. Nehal sat down with Seams and Dean. Jackie and Danielle sat with each other.
The teacher walked slowly to the front of the class. You couldn't see his face but all of a sudden he started laughing. " Mua ha ha ha! Hello my name is Mr. Judge."
" Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" said Jackie, Heather, Danielle and Nehal.
Okay I don't know if u get this whole Mr. Judge thing but you see he is a vocal teacher at my high school and he is so mean. He is basically like Simon from American Idol! By the way Timmy and Crookshanks are gay lovers.
