PAT THE BUNNY:

- To those who have seen the show EDDIE MCDOWD …well, I kinda added him here and his best friend sally…I hope you like this chapter.

Disclaimer: I dun own "100 deed of Eddie Mcdowd" and "Fushigi yuugi" …so please don't sue me. Thank you…

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CHAPTER 2: CHASED TO ALLIES

"Arf! ARF!" Taka barks but in his thoughts he was actually saying "HEY MTFKR! STOP CHASING ME!"

He had been running from the dogcatcher for quite some time now. He didn't quite see this coming. All this time he thought he was talking. But this dogcatcher came about, and suddenly pounced on him. He tried to explain but all that came out of his mouth was the rough sounds of dog bark.

"Great now here's another obstacle," he thought to himself as he reached an alley. He was too busy thinking about his speech impairment that he didn't notice that the alley is fenced and the only way to get passed it is to climb the crates located at the farthest left side of the alley. It will have to take a big jump to make him fly and jump to the other side. He looked behind him and he can see the dogcatcher slobbering. He looked like a mad dog running amuck! He must get away!

He swiftly jumped up the crates and prepares to make the jump but something keeps pulling him back. "Why can't I jump!" he said as he desperately tried to leap off the tall cascade of wooden crates. Something's got his fury little foot but there's no time to look at it. He must get away! His eyes watered at the sight of the nearing figure…he can't give up now…"MIAKA!" he screeched as the figure grabbed him.

"Gotcha!" The figure said

There was a loud poppy howl and everything went pitch black.

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Taka woke up from the loud racket coming from his environment. It sounds like a convention. It was an ensemble of different voices talking, shouting, screaming and yes…even singing.

"Whu-where am I?" he asked as he attempted to arise

"WAIT! GUYS! HE' S AWAKE!" shouted a large and strong voice. This voice expresses authority…it silenced all the other voices …

Taka successfully opened his eyes and saw steel bars. "W-where am I? Wh-what is this place?"

"WELCOME TO THE JOINT MA-FRIEND!" called the strong male voice again and this time, all the other voices rejoiced with it.

Taka shook his head in surprise, it was a cage and all around him were dogs and cats also placed in their respective barred enclosures "What the-" he was so speechless…

"What! Are you mute of something? I said Welcome to the dog pound!" The top dog asked Taka.

Taka rubbed his eyes with his little paws…is he dreaming? "Tal-king dogs?" he asked totally bemused

"Ha-ha! Looks who's talking! You're worth a few laughs…what's your name kid?" The dog with a neckerchief asked him.

Taka looked at him. "Maybe he's some kind of leader…to these" he roamed his eyes "animals"

Taka's thought was disrupted when the large dog shouted at him and said "HEY! Are you mute or something! Can you at least nod? Or somethin'!"

"I'm sorry…" Taka bowed his head and apologized. "T-Taka! Taka Sukunami! Look…. Uhhhh… I know you probably won't believe me but I'm really not a dog…"

"Yeah! And I'm a walking pumpkin named Eduardo…" Laughed one dog from the back

"Shut up Eduardo!" one little voice shut the dog who dared to break Taka's intro

"I'm a real human…I was just turned into a puppy a while ago by a person…or something like that" Taka explained further

Everyone laughed at Taka's confession …everyone but the top dog. He looks displeased.

"SHUT UP!" the top dog shouted and everyone was silenced.

Taka closed his eyes in shock.

The Dog barked out and said, "Why are you all laughing! Did –I-tell-you to laugh!" nobody answered "Good…now…SHUT-UP!" everyone jerked back in fear

"And you…" the dog turned to Taka with glaring brown eyes

"M-m-m-me?" Taka shivered. If he were in his body, he would've found a way out of this but now that his form is a puppy, his courage degraded down with it

"Is that really true? That you are also human?" The dog asked him in a strict composure

"I won't lie to you…" Taka answered

"What a coincidence…. I am also human…" the dog replied with a grin

"Are you mocking me?" Taka asked; irritated. This guy may just be making fun of him. He knows it sounds ridiculous but he wanted to say the truth…for some stupid reason.

"No! Do I look like I'm mocking you? Let me guess…are you required to do some 100 good deeds too?" the tri colored Top dog asked him again

"What? 100 good deeds?" Taka stared at him bearing this big question mark sign on top of his head.

"You know…this old man turns you to a dog cause you're a bully and now he wants you to make 100 good deeds to turn you back to a kid again! That kind of weird story!" He shouted at poor Taka

"Huh? Old man? I think you're mistaken sir. I am but a simple waiter in a restaurant, who's minding my own business when this old woman with really large hips showed up and turned me into a puppy…she said she was fairy godmother or something…and she said that the only way that I could turn back into being human again was to get the kiss of true love…you know…that kind of weird story… " Taka relayed

"Ha! Damn! Why does he get to kiss a girl when I get to do 100 stupid deeds?" The Dog shouted again, making dogs inside their cages shiver in sheer terror.

"Calm down Eddie…I can hear your voice from outside" said another voice…

The attendant was carrying another dog to its cage. It barked at the Top Dog and looked at Taka for a moment.

"A new comer? Should we torture him?" Asked the small Dog…

"Shut-up Sally…he's in with me. So how do we leave this time?" Eddie asked the small little dude

"The gang have it all figured out…we'll be bustin' out tonight" Sally thinks for a moment and stares at Taka, the little puppy. " Hey! Is he comin with us?"

"YAH! What! Are ya gonna leave my buddy behind?" Eddie grunted

"MAN! Are you serious?" Sally asked again

"Don't test me Sally." Eddie gave him the sharp eye "He's in the same situation as I am."

"He's also dumped by a French poodle?" the little pug asked him

"No! RETARDO! He's also HUMAN!" Eddie howled

"Really? He doesn't look human to me…" Sally examined Taka's cute puppy exterior

"That's because he got turned into a pup…Moron…" Eddie sighed in dismay …how could his best pal be this idiotic.

"Well, if that's the case, welcome to the joint pal…I wish I shake hands with ya but seems like we all got paws…so put it there pal…" he laid his paw

"Huh? Oh…okay…" Taka gives em five

"So tell me more about yourself, Taka…" Eddie sat down and leaned on the cold steel bars of his prison cell…

"Well, there's not much to tell about me…my life s pretty boring…" Taka humbly murmured

"Well, yeah…I suppose you're right. But tell me anyway…I need something to pass the time… so start singin…" Eddie boastfully replied

"Hmm…where should I start…well, I first met this girl inside the shisentenshisho" (A/N: did I spell that right? Please help me!)

After 3 hours of story telling….

"WAAAAH!" wailed all the animals in the pound

"That was some story Mr.…" said another pup while trying to sniff back his tears

"Well, your story is quite touching … although not as touching as mine. I never thought that you'd do everything for a girl like that… " Eddie remarked while trying to hide his tears

"AWWWEE…. don't cry Eddie…we're also here for the same reason…Eddie's French poodle girlfriend moved here in Tokyo and now, we have to find her… " Sally said while rubbing Eddie's back trying to comfort his friend

"(SNIFF) BarBrA is the most perfect dog I've ever met…(SNIFF)" Eddie muttered

"Gee…I guess I did went through a lot for Miaka…but I tell you, she's really worth it." Taka sighed while imagining Miaka's face…"OH MY GOD!" he remembered about their anniversary…"She must be waiting for me at my place! Today's our anniversary!"

"What?" Sally asked him in surprise

"I prepared a surprise for our anniversary… and she might be waiting for me…" Taka bowed his head…"but I guess, she won't be happy to see me…now that I'm a…"

Everyone awed in pity

"Cheer up pal… we're bustin' you out…and besides…I'm a dog and I'm still handsome…even though you're a pup, you still look as good as you did before…" Eddie tried to cheer up the little pup

"Yeah! The only diff'rence is that you walk on four legs and you're furry," Sally added

(A/N: "CICADA SOUNDS")

"Uhhhh…Sally…you're not doin a good job." Eddie hits his friend with a friggin bar.

"Thanks guys…" Taka smiled and thanked his new found allies

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So this is chapter 2? Is it okay? Or does it suck? Please review so that I'd get the right idea of what I would do with this friggin story…so far, there's only one good soul who wasted his/ her time to read and review this fic…and it didn't quite convince me to continue …