Discalimer: I dun own FY…inu yasha…Harry potter…pokemon…or shrek…I have a huge dislike for green leafy vegetables…
Author's note: I would like to thank Yumiko for reviewing this fic…yeah...she's nice enough to tell me what the heck is wrong with my story…but I already have the plot written. the details are just a little hazy…but I promise it will clear out …eventually! Well, I guess you're itching to read the next chappy now…so let's start the fic shall we…
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CHAPTER 3: ANOTHER WEIRD CHAPPY
(A/N: some language may seem strange but try reading it aloud over and over again and you will get the idea…)
Back in Fairy God mother's lair…
"Okai-ri na sai fairy god mother-sama" greeted the Japanese elf as he saw the flying lady with really large hips approaching "Hao Zid yu raik nipponu?" he asked (Japanese accent)
The flying lady glared at her Japanese subordinate who had the guts to show his face after confusing her with kanji written details about Shrek and Fiona's whereabouts. "How dare you show your face to me! GET OUT! GET OUT! I NEVER WANNA SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN!" she totally freaked out throwing every potion she could get her hands on at the poor young elf.
"AHHHH!" the elf shouted as it made it's way out through the door, evading all the debris and other solid materials, flying right towards him.
Fairy God mother, after making sure that the elf was completely gone from her sight, gave out an exasperated breathe and sat down on her office chair. "Futile imbecile…."
"Why are you so furious motha?" a handsome (A/N: and vain) young man entered her office, bearing his pearly white smile and flipping his golden locks like a shampoo commercial model.
"Oh! Charming! My beautiful son…come in…" She gladly welcomed the newcomer
Charming sat on the vacant chair at a corner and started combing his hair. "You know matha, freakin out like tha- isn't really somethin pleasant to see uf a poised woman like you…"(British accent)
"I'm sorry charming…I have this really big problem with a Japanese guy. I ended up giving him the spell for Shrek …good thing I brought a back up spell and I managed to turn him to a puppy. Now all he has to do is kiss his true love and the spell will be broken…" fairy godmother explained to her beloved son
"Rally motha? What spell did you use?" charming stopped combing his hair and looked at his exhausted mother.
Fairy godmother reached for her pocket and took out a piece of parchment. She handed it to her child and slumped on the table "That's the spell…to eradicate ogres…"
Charming examined the paper and read it's contents. His eyes widened at the sight of the contents of the said paper "Motha! This isn't for eradication ogres…this is for killing Hannyos! (Half human half monster from INU YASHA)"
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF…that boy…is human! It will also take effect on him!" fairy godmother freaked out. She stood up like an electrocuted squirtle (POKEMON)
"And it also says here that in order to break the spell, he must get his kiss of true love in six days or he's dead…" Charming added
"Six days?.…Calculating the human blood in him, half of the youkai resistance, " fairy godmother tinkering with a magical calculator "he only has three days to live!"
"You know that you'll be in big trouble with the ministry of magic if you would kill a muggle…using magic…I heard that you'd be sent to azkhaban for that offense." Charming added (did I spell muggle right? BTW this is from Harry Potter)
"I know! I know! And I just settled my last lawsuit… my beautiful son…mommy has to leave right away would you be a dear and fetch mommy these following potions from downstairs… " Fairy god mother scribbled hastily on a piece of parchment and gave it to her son who went to get them.
Fairy God mother picked up the phone and dialed some numbers. "Hello? This is fairy godmother… we have a situation in Japan. Mark the country code red. Find me the man named…wait…AH! I failed to get his name! What do you mean it's impossible to find him! It's just a name! …Okay! Okay! Just catch all the brown puppies you can find! What! I don't care what breed! Just catch them if you don't want me to turn you all to toadstools!
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Back in Japan…
Taka, Sally and Eddie along with some other dogs have just escaped and are in an alley not far away from the pound.
"Well, this is where we go our sep'rate ways kid." Eddie patted Taka (A/N: yeah…. He doesn't know that Taka is way older than him)
"SNIFF" "SNIFF" "I'm gonna miss ya…" Sally cried
"Ah…geez. Thanks for your help guys…" Taka thanked them emanating his wistful smile
"That's not a problem man…you can count on Eddie Mcdowd when you need help." Eddie bragged "right guys?" he asked the other dogs behind him
"Yeah! You can count on him to get you into a lot of trouble!" shouted Eduardo
"SHUT UP EDWARDO!" Eddie threw a can at the poor thing (A/N: don't ask me how he did it…cause I really dunno)
"Well, good luck with your true love's kiss!" Eddie shouted back to Taka before leaving
"Same to you!" Taka shouted to the group
Taka watched as Eddie's group disappeared in a corner. "Well, I should go and find Miaka…" he turned around and walked towards the direction of his apartment.
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Taka is walking towards the apartment. It' s only fifteen past ten according to the park clock, which he happened to pass by on the way to his building. She might be on the rooftop, waiting for him. After all, it's just fifteen minutes…
He scrambled to walk through the automatic sliding doors but no matter how much and how long he stood there, the damn door won't open.
"OPEN UP YOU STUPID DOOR!" he shouted angrily while jumping up and down the mat. "OPEN! OPEN! OPEN!"
And the door opened…
"Phew!" he sighed in relief… he thought he'd never get the stupid thing open. He was about to step inside when a man stepped before him and entered the door. And the door closed, almost squishing his cute little puppy dog nose.
"What the- " he said as he watched the people walked in and out of the building…the only way to get in is to go along with the crowd…the risk? Is being squashed in the process…he must do it or get stuck in his puppy form and miss his surprise for Miaka.
(A/N: why are there people walking in and out of the building in that time of the night anyway?)
"So that's how…I can do this…" planning to go in, Taka waited for someone to come along and when he spotted a pair of feet walking towards the door, "I must get inside no matter what…" Taka got ready to spring and when the door swung open, he ran as fast as he could and successfully got in.
He looked around and saw the elevator. Sure! It was the fastest way to the top but the risks are high. He may be caught by the operator and send him outside since the apartment has a strict no pets allowed policy. There is one option left and that's…"The stairs!" Taka ran towards the emergency stairs and leapt from one step to another hastily.
It was a long journey from the ground floor of the building to the top. If it's that tiring with two feet, what more if you had 4 tiny little paws? It took him 20 minutes before he could reach the top…but there was another obstacle…"The door"
The door was locked and in his situation, there isn't any way to open the darn thing.
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Sorry for the late update…. I'm having problems with writers block and brain freeze. Sorry Yumiko san! Now I understand when you said that you also have a life…not just posting chappy for your story. oh well…I hope you liked it anyway. Please review!
