Cheesy Harry Potter music (Dun dee dun dun dee dooooo doooo dun deeee dun de de doooooooo……..)

Dumbledore layed back in his chair. It was all going exactly to plan…. Soon Cbeebies would be under his control!

But back to the story now…..

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The next day

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Cheesy Harry Potter music (Dun dee dee dun dun dee dooooo dun deeee dun de de ……..)

The next morning everyone was sitting down at breakfast when suddenly'Uncle Fucker' or to other Albus Dumbledore stood up to make an announcement

"Hello people. I've just decided that since im the most important guy here I can make the rules. First I am the judge in the competition. Second all other competitors other than the Hogwarts team have to wear pink and purple polka dotted…."

Suddenly a random bang goes off and there standing in the middle of the hall is……………………………………………………………………………………………………….

"Albus Dumbledore!"

"That's ma name don't we…"

"Shut up! You cheat Mr Dumbledore!"

"Hey I won that pokemon card fair and sq…"

"Silence!"

"Good now you will hire no less than 4 Muggles for judges including another for a commentator. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!"

"ye…yea…yes..sir…"

"GOOD"

Suddenly the doors burst open and the man disappeared as everyone was watching the approaching form of McGonagal

"Albie! Albie!"

"Err…. Yes Minnie…."

"Have you heard!"

Albus looked puzzeled

"Heard what?

"the news!"

"What news?"

"The news about the crazy muggle authour who is writing a seris of books about Harry Potter and his life here!"

Albus reared up to his full height (5,2) and let out a roar

"Sorry beans for breakfast what were you saying?"

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Hermione walked into the Hogwarts HQ to find Draco Malfoy curled up in a corner rocking back and foth while buttering something about fishies and bagginses

"Wazzup Drakkie?"

"ARGHHHHH! NOT YOU AS WELL?"

She looked puzzeled

"Wha…?"

"have you looked out of the window?"

Hermione made her way over to a random window and looked out onto a scene that made her eyes water….

A/n: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA