Mayhem Under the Mistletoe – 10 - Merry… Christmas?
Aleego Hope you had the best time in London girl! I know I did, hehehe oh my now I sound like Gossip Girl. ((Roles eyes)) Happy you liked the latest chapter, I know you will like this one! Ha!
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OnandOn Oh you don't even have to tell me about doctors that are males. I do get uncomfortable to when I go for a checkup, like a physical one… and it's a guy! Unless I have a crush on him, its an exception, LOL just kidding. But If I was Shego and had my top off and Drakken was there, I would grab him and like… well you know what I would do, LMAO. Enjoy the new chapter! Ciao!
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:Please Read: Hi everyone, sorry it took me like forever to update! Lordy how long has it bee? Actually our school gave us two full weeks off for Spring break and I got a new a laptop for Easter and I also went to London, England on break… so that's why I wasn't able to update for so long… because I was away. Tomorrow I am going back, but I got back Tuesday and than I had to go up to my fathers and I wrote this chapter up there and I am almost done the LAST chapter of Mayhem ((sad)). I hope you guys are all enjoying it, because I really enjoy and appreciate all the reviews and it has been a blast working with you guys! Trust me, the last chapter you will just love.
That night, Shego rested until she was ready to wake up herself. Her mind was flooding with memories and fantasies that she for held. Her fingers and toes started to twich as her head shifted from side to side. "Drew… please, oh god please." She whispered feeling herself floating off of the bed and directly into her mind. Shego didn't know what was possibly happening because she knew she was dreaming but she was almost in a way awake!
Moments later, the vision that was flashing in her mind started to become clear! Shego was dressed in a long white gown and had golden sandals upon her feet. Her toenails were painted black along with her fingernails that were nothing new. Her hair was cut to her shoulders and makeup of all sorts rested on her pail face. Her lips were coated with ruby red lip-gloss that didn't seem to come off no matter what she did to try. Her fleshy cheeks had a little bit of dark blush brushed on them and her eyes were coated with eyeliner. She looked like Cleopatra… the daughter of the Nile!
Looking up from her tiny feet she realized she was standing on a stone and white colored brick bridge that was quiet short and small. Beyond her view were mountains and on their caps rested freshly fallen snow. A long fog had covered the mountains and large dark and light colored trees were all around. Shego didn't know what was happening, but she knew she was in heaven. Turning around, she heard water running down a stream and before her and underneath the bride was a long thing river! The water looked crystal clear and rock bottom was filled with pebbles of all sorts. Tiny fish jumped out and into the water and frogs croaked on the lily pads that floated in the heavily stream.
"Shego, go to the jewels, now." Whispered a voice as Shego spun around and a shiver ran down her spine. No one was there, just the nature and heaven itself.
"Jewels?" She muttered quietly as her feet started to carry her off the bride and she couldn't stop them. Moments later, Shego had found herself walking into a village. Gasping and covering her lips with her hands, she saw something terrible. Chil dren were running around crying, while their mothers were on their footsteps of their homes dying of hunger and water. Babies were resting in baskets screaming for milk and a blanket to keep warm, but no one came to help them safe.
'This place is a nightmare!' Shego thought in panic as the woman's body started to shake and the children were falling to the ground not being able to get up. 'I have to get out of here!' she thought as she than ran through the village and into the forest hoping to find a safer place.
Soon Shego's legs felt as if they were going to just break beneath her and her feet felt as if the skin was being torn from on them. Tears came to Shego's eyes as her mucles in her calf's tightened up and she collapsed to the ground. Breathing and breathing, Shego rested her head on her hands as she lay on the cool dirt. 'I cant go on. I cant get the jewels.' Shego thought as she than heard footsteps coming her way! To weak to look up the footsteps stopped and a voice called down to her,
"You don't have to get them. We shall get them together."
"Huh? W-who are you?" Shego coughed pulling her head up and gasped "Drakken?"
"Doctor Drakken. I am here to help you miss. Come on, up we go."
Shego could not believe what was happening! Drakken! What the hell was she doing in her dream? Her body was so weak she could barley move as his tiny hands and chubby but extremely strong arms picked up her tiny body and started to walk.
"W-where are you talking me?" She asked, but the doctor did not respond. He just kept walking and looking at her in a romantic way. Drakken's smile was long and wide. His eyes were soft and warm and his touch was smooth and sensual. Shego never wanted to leave those arms, never… never.
Closing her eyes, Shego enjoyed feeling the warmth of his body on hers and the beautiful sounds of the water rushing down the waterfalls in the forest and the birds chirping and flying above her.
"Drakken?" Shego than whispered, after awhile of silence, he just kept walking.
"Yes lovely?"
"… I think I love you."
"I think she died." Whispered a tiny voice as Shego's body started to stir and her eyes rolled down in their sockets to see a bright light directly aiming at her.
"You're right Jimmy, lets build her a casket than!" Squeaked another voice as Shego licked her lips and they both gasped and jumped off of her body.
"No one is building me anything. I am fine and good morning." Shego yawned sitting up and rubbing her eyes.
"Merry Christmas Aunty Shego!" Cried Little Jimmy who was still in his rocket pajama's as he flung his arms around her neck and she patted him on the back.
"Yep, yep! Merry uh Christmas!" Chirped in Rebecca who was already dressed. Her sandly colored hair was tucked back behind her little ears by a plaid black and blue head band. Her shirt of the day was a nice dark blue sweater to keep her warm and a plaid black and blue skirt. She had dressed herself that morning and put on a nice pair of stockings and black buckled shoes. She truly was a sophisticated young lady.
"Have you guys opened your presents yet?" Shego yawned again as they shook their heads 'no.' "Where is Drakken than?"
"Down there! Naughty Uncle Drewbie looked like he had an extreamily long night last night, were you two… busy?" She laughed and Jimmy howled with laughter.
"Rebecca," Shego scowled, "You are just as bad as Jimmy is. What do you mean Drakken had a long night last night?" She asked crawling to the end of her bed to see him. He was wrapped up into a tiny ball, and his belt was at his side and his shirt was unbuttoned a bit. Letting out a tiny snort from that pudgy nose, Shego chuckled.
"Wonder why he is in my room? Oh wait… he was helping me recover yesterday. I still don't feel that well though."
"But its Christmas, lets go down and open our gifts! May we please?" Jimmy begged with big eyes as Shego nodded.
"Last one down is going to kiss Drakken under the mistletoe!" Screamed Rebecca as she flew off the bed and down the hall as Jimmy ran after her laughing. Looking at her cuts that were covered by tan colored band-aids Shego smiled and ran her fingers over her tender skin. 'Drakken put these on.' She thought as beneath her he started to stir.
"Merry Christmas Doctor D." Shego said trying not to laugh as Drakken yawned and scratched his non-hairy chest like a gorilla and smiled up at her.
"Hey. Feeling better?" He yawned,
Shego nodded her head, "Yeah, thanks to you… unfortunately."
"What's that suppose to mean?"
"It means its Christmas you dope, now lets get downstairs,"
"Shego that doesn't make any sense?"
"Oh forget it, just come on!" She groaned as he stood up and she took his hand. Stopping and looking at his feet Drakken did the same and than looked at their hands that were being squeezed by the others grip.
"Oh, eh, my bad." Shego blushed pulling her hand away quickly and pulling back her messy hair behind her ears.
"Yeah, … your bad." Drakken muttered quietly starting to blush himself and looking down. "Yesterday was uh, long for you."
"Tell me about it."
"Okay, we all started to go for a walk and,"
"I was being sarcastic!" Shego snapped heading to the bathroom.
"Oh, eh right! Sarcasm! I um thought since it was Christmas that maybe you would be in a good mood, I thought wrong."
"Oh.. sorry. Its just me Drew. Now I am getting a bath… um you can leave now?"
"Right! Yes, shower, you… naked,"
"OUT!"
"I'M LEAVING!" Drakken cried flying out the door and pulling it shut behind him. Shego just sighed and pressed her body against the door and fell to the floor. 'Why must I be so mean! I think I love him, but no! No Shego, get a hold of yourself girl. I feel like I am in a story. Yes that's it! A story and I am … being written, and I have to tell the writer that Drakken and I will never fall in love… but maybe just once in this story we can?' Shego thought miserably shaking her head.
Going down the stairs Drakken glanced at the tree and forgot how that had gotten there. Seeing the axe at the door and his boots moist he remembered, last night was a night he will never forget.
"Uncle Drewbie!" Rebecca screamed,
"Good morning. Merry Christmas,"
Rebecca jumped on Drakken sending him flying onto the couch and on his back, "Thank you for ever single gift I love you so much! This is the best Christmas ever!" She squealed kissing him all over his body.
"You're welcome Becca, but what gifts," Drakken had stop talking because he was breathless and confused when he saw fifty plus gifts stacked and wrapped nicely under the tree. He did not put them there! Than… who did?
"You're the best Uncle any little girl like me could have! And no offence Uncle stinky Drewbie, but you need a shower!" She said getting off of Drakkens chest and running back to open more gifts with Jimmy who was already playing with his G.I.JO. dolls that he received from Santa Clause.
"Uh, right, yes! All the gifts are from me!" He blushed hopeing they wouldn't question his question.
"Then why are some from Santa Clause?" Jimmy asked confused and Drakken was blushing even more.
"Are you Santa Clause Uncle Drewbie?" Rebecca asked her Uncle and gave him a look with big sad eyes.
"No, of course not!" Drakken chuckled, "Why, do I look like Santa in the first place? I mean, okay lets take it this way. If I was Santa I would really fat,"
"You already are," Rebecca giggled interrupting him and he growled,
"Rebecca! Where was I? Oh yes, if I was Santa Clause than I would be really fat and I wouldn't be able to lose so much weight in one night to come back to my secret Idenity! There fore I cant be Santa! Get it!" Drakken exclaimed, but both children just blinked their eyes not knowing what the hell he had just said. "Never mind than."
"But thanks Uncle Drewbie, for everything. I love you so much."
"I love you too sweetheart."
"When I am at home, sometimes I am never even talked to. My daddy, like you know I bet is always on his monster trucks or on his moter cycle. Daddy says that when I get big enough I can go on his bike, but I don't want to. I am not into all that boy stuff. I mean, I want to be like my mommy! But… sometimes she forgets I am even alive."
"Well when you are here Rebecca I will never forget that your here and always will play with you." Drakken smiled as she jumped on him again and wrapping her tiny arms around his blue neck, "Thank you Drew… If anything happened to you, I would be really sad. Because there is no one in the world like you, no one. Because you're my Uncle Drewbie!" She cheered,
"You forgot to say he is your Naughty Uncle Drewbie." Jimmy chirped in and they both laughed.
"Let me go find your gifts okay!" She asked Drakken as he nodded and walked into the kitchen to poor himself and Shego some coffee. He was so tired last night that he didn't even make some for the morning. He figured when coming down, that the decorations, gifts, tree and just being together was enough to put smiles on their faces, and he was right! Coming back into the living room while the coffee started he sat back down on the couch and got a blanket for Shego. Last night was so amazing for him! He actually felt like he was helping someone, and he did. These last couple of days, he helped not one woman, but two. Shego and Rebecca. He gave that child strength and hope that everything will be okay in life and that she can be anyone she wants to be. Shego on the other hand was helped physically… and mentally. Drakken knew that she was hiding something from him, a very dark secret that he hoped to get to the bottom of. Observing the way she had been acting, he had a pretty good feeling of what was bothering her, and hopefully she would tell him… today.
"This one if for you…from me." Whispered a tiny voice as Drakken looked down and Jimmy was holding out a piece of paper that was wrapped up like a scroll.
"Thanks Jimmy, what is it?"
"Open it!" He cheered as Drakken pulled away the black ribbon that was wrapped around the paper and unraveled it. Starting to smile, Drakken's tiny eyes dashed around the present. Colored on paper was a picture. A picture of Shego and Drakken together holding hands and having a heart above both of their bodies. In the far lower right hand corner was also a picture of Rebecca and Jimmy kissing and above them wrote 'Jimmy and Rebecca in love forever!'
Looking down at Jimmy who was starting to giggle and than ran off back to Rebecca who was playing with his G.I.JO dolls.
'Shego and Drakken… in love?' Drakken thought rubbing his head and looking at the picture again. Bitting his lower lip he closed his eyes and knew it was true. He loved Shego. He always have… since their first mission… which was the day Shego had saved his life…
"So, where do you like to go on vacation?" Drakken asked Shego, as he drove down to downtown Middleton in a little pudgy truck with his henchmen in the back. Shego, who had just started working for Drakken was reading a magazine and had her legs crossed as she sat in the front seat next to him.
"Places."
"Like?" He asked again,
"Oh I don't know? Hawaii, the Bahamas… Disney!"
"I love Disney!" Drakken cried getting excited as she rolled her eyes questioning herself in her mind why she went to work for this goof in the first place. "We should go sometime." He muttered.
"You're hitting on me!" She said with an evil smile on her face as she closed the magazine.
"Um… no I'm not."
"Don't try to denied it Doctor Drakken."
"I am not hitting on you!" He growled tightening his tiny hands on the steering wheel as henchmen in the back looked at him as he started to blush.
"Suite yourself… you know I'm sexy though." She laughed,
"Um…"
"Something you want to tell me?"
"Yes, I do!"
"What is it! You like me! Sick-o…"
"Shut up, we are here. So I am telling you to get out of the car." Drakken ordered as his henchmen laughed more and he shot them a nasty look as they got out of his van and got their laser guns and ran into the bank which was flowing with people, coming in and out.
"You know the plan Shego, now its time to really show me if you got what it takes to work for me."
"Just this once, I'll let you check me out." She winked and he blinked his eyes in surprise as she hurried into the building with her hands glowing green fire. Moment's later screams and cry's could be heard from the building as people started running out. Lights were flashing and things were being crashed from inside the 'Jefferson Bank.'
Drakken couldn't move. All he could hear in his head was 'check me out.' That was to Drakken an invitation for him to hit on her. No, she didn't mean it that way… or did she?
"Hey Drakken!" Shego called from the door as he snapped out of his trance and looked at her who was looking cute as ever. "You coming or what!"
"Yeah, I'm coming…"
They had managed to rob the bank in time before the police showed up but it was way to late for Drakken. Someone was smoking a cigarette and dropped it when they ran from the building and it started to burn and burn! Drakken was in the back of the bank when the fire started and knew he was trapped. He was still trying to get money, so he shoved it all into his lab coat and ended up looking like Santa himself, ((lmao)).
"Guys, I got the last bundle of…" His voice trailed off as large flames covered the doorway to his escape and he cried in fear running back into the steal volt. Unzipping his coat he threw the money away and backed into a corner and started to pray. The fire was coming closer and closer and he knew he was going to die; no one was there so save him now, not with the fire this close and fierce.
Sucking on his thumb vigorously like he did when he was a baby and rocked in his mothers arm, his childhood and life flashed before him. From when he could first remember things, going through school, being rejected by his friends, getting his scar, turning blue and than came a very sad memory to him. It was the day Shego came for her interview. The minute she entered the room, Drakken knew she was the one. No one else could look that good, be that tough and have the nastiest attidude. She was perfect for the job. Seeing her face in his mind, he started to smile as the smoke trailed up his pudgy little nose and mouth and he collapsed to the ground choking. Drakken didn't know Shego that well, but he felt as if he knew her a lifetime.
"Drakken? Where are you!" Than called a voice and he opened his eyes a bit and looked around. The money was starting to burn and the fire was reaching closer and closer. His lungs were filled with smoke, and he knew if he did survive that he would never smoke! "Drakken, please… answer me!" Cried that voice again. Pushing himself to call out he managed,
"Yes! I'm in the volt, who's there."
Out of the darkness came a strong glowing green light. Walking through the fire was Shego. Her lasers that came from her hands could push the fire away so she could walk through it and be safe. She had a cloth over her mouth and nose so she couldn't inhale the smoke.
"Shego!"
"Drakken!"
They both cried in joy as she ran over to him and kneeled down to his body that was very weak.
"Do you think you can stand up?" She asked in a hurry,
"No, I can. I am to weak. Help me, please!"
"That's why I'm here, I wont let you die!" She cried again as he smiled and knew from that moment on that she would never leave him, not even if she tried she couldn't and wouldn't. Pulling her arms underneath his, she started to drag him out of the volt and lit her hands so they wouldn't be burned from the scorching fire.
When outside the building, Shego and Drakken's henchmen picked him up and rested him in the back of the van and then sped off as the cops and fire engines showed up to extinguish the fire ASAP. Shego decided to stay in the back by his side because they all knew he needed lots of care. They couldn't take him the hospital because if they did, the police would show up and after they took care of Drakken they would be sent to jail.
Wrapping him in a blanket, she unzipped her jacket and made a pillow out of it and rested his head on it so he would be comfortable.
"Thank you…" Drakken coughed a bit and wheezed.
"For what?" Shego asked him,
"For saving my life… you are a hero Shego. A hero."
"Don't say that! I'm suppose to be a bad guy." She smiled and Drakken rolled his eyes.
"… If I didnt come soon enough, you would of died Drakken." She muttered quietly, as she bit her lower lip and slipped her hand into Drakken's limp one. He opened his red eyes and smiled at her and smiled back.
"No one is ever going to know about this!"
"No, no,… never!"
"Its not like I love you or anything! Ew!"
"Gross." Drakken and Shego both said in disgust trying to deny it, but they knew very well they had feelings for each other. It would just take a long time for them to both tell each other how they really feel.
Upstairs in her shower Shego examined her scars on her body. Running her fingers over them a warm smile came to her face. She knew very damn well in hear heart that if Drakken wasn't there when the explosion happened, no one might have found Shego while her heart still beat and she would have died in the cold hard snow.
The hard hot raindrops ran hit her body and as they did, Shego felt like crying. Crying with happiness. 'I can't take it anymore.' She thought as tears did start to fall from her face and she slid to the bottom of the shower and buried her head into her arms and knee's. 'If I keep denying it than I will never know the truth, I have to tell him… I must. Even if I lose my reputation and have to leave the country, I will because he is my hero… just like I am his.' Shego thought as more tears ran down her face and she chocked on them. Her long black hair was sitting on the floor of the shower and Shego got grossed out by that so she stood up and whipped her tears away and finished washing her hair and got out.
Towel trying her hair, she walked back into Drakken's bedroom and glanced at his bed. She had slept in his bed! HIS! She touched her pillows! He undressed her in that bed, and she dreamt the most beautiful dream in that bed… it was official now that, that bed was a sacred item to her. Walking over to his window, she glanced out and there was still snow falling, not as heavy as the night before, but lightly now. The sky was a light gray and there were footprints in the backyard.
"What the?" She thought out loud and shrugged her shoulders, walking down to her bedroom keeping the white bathrobe around her thin body tightly. Taking it off her room, she realized it was Drakken's. Instead of jumping back or shaking her body getting his coody's off of her, she held onto his tightly and sniffed it, smelling his wonderful body smell.
"Oh Drew." She whispered closing her eyes and burying her face in it. "Merry Christmas." Getting up, she decided she would keep the bathrobe, so she threw it into the back of her closet and got dressed.
"Oh my god!" Screamed Rebecca as Jimmy and Drakken dropped what they were doing and looked her direction, to find the tiny child holding a c-d player in her hands! "I have always wanted one! Oh this is the best gift ever! Thank you Santa!" Rebecca screamed even louder, awaking Commodore Puddles from his doggy bed and flying into the living room.
"Morning puppy!" Jimmy smiled and scratched the doggy's chin as he barked and then ran towards his father, Drakken.
"No! I have coffee in my hands!" he cried as the dog leaped on him sending Drakken to go flying on the rug and the coffee to go flying all over him! The dog started to bark wildly as he stood on Drakken's chest and kicked his blue face.
"You are going to the pound beast!"
Commodore Puddles looked at Drakken and wagged his tail and he couldn't help to resist the cute little fuzz ball that lay on top of him.
"Fine you stay," Drakken mumbled, "But now you made Daddy have to go change! Poochy poo."
The dog barked again and jumped of Drakken. He ran to the Christmas tree to sniff out his present. Moments later, Commodore Puddles pulled out a rawhigh bone out from under the tree and three new squeaky toys. Just enough to drive Drakken to sow his ears shut!
"I have always wanted a c-d player! I love music." Rebecca smiled in awe, looking down at the nicely rapped gift.
"Get any c-d's with it?" Jimmy asked walking over to her,
"Um, let me check!"
"I have a c-d for you. Follow me." Drakken instructed as she got up and followed him into the hallway in his large lair. He walked down far enough and came to a closet and opened it up. Inside were some coats, old not used anymore shoes, a pair of pajama's, and a box of old toys and books stuffed in the top. Pulling down the box, Drakken dug through it and than pulled out a c-d and kneeled down to Rebecca's height. Taking her tiny hands he placed the c-d into her's and closed them.
"What's on this?" She asked smiling at him.
"You have told me enough about what goes on at home that I made this c-d esspeically for you Rebecca. When ever you are feeling sad or upset or angry, I want to you to listen to theses songs and you will feel better." Drakken smiled as she flew her arms around his neck and he picked her up.
"Thank you Uncle Drewbie, I love you."
"Who doesn't?" Drakken mumbled setting her back down into the living room and he started up the stairs to his room to change.
"Oh, uh, hi Doctor D." Shego blushed as she bumped into him on the stairs and he caught her from falling back completely. "Are they opening their gifts already?"
"Yes. I um, made you some coffee,"
"I can tell, you're wearing it."
"Attack of Commodore Puddles occurred this morning, to bad you missed it."
"I have a good idea about what happened, you going to go transmogrify?" Shego asked starting back down and than turning around,
"Excuse me?"
"Oh that's right, I forgot… you suck at spelling,"
Drakken grinded his teeth, "What dose that mean?"
"It means change. Are you going to go change your clothes?"
"Yes, my shirt if that's what you mean… you want to come."
Shego started at him blankly and than shrugged her shoulders, "What the hell, you will never see me do this again though."
"Sure Shego, sureee." Drakken teased as she rolled her eyes as they re-entered his room. Unbuttoning his white shirt he took that off and threw it in the hamper. Shego stood at the door getting clammy hands and nervous since she was seeing Drakken with out his top again.
"I uh, wanted to say thanks,"
"Thanks?" Drakken repeated her, "You never say thanks to anything, what are you thanking me for."
"Just for helping me yesterday, if it wasn't for you… I would have been a goner." She smiled walking over to him and blushing. Drakken smiled down to her and pulled her head back up with his tiny blue hands under her chin.
"Shego," he whispered, "you're crying."
Sniffing and whipping away the tears on her eyes she just couldn't take the pressure anymore, "You know I never cry."
"I know, so far today has been a real first for you."
"Its just… its just…"
Shego's eyes glistened with tears as Drakken looked down to her in the sweetest way he ever did. She was perfect for him, and he knew it. No one else could ever take her place, even if he tried to replace her, he couldn't, I mean come on… she was She-go, remember? Coming closer to him, Shego pressed her body against his bare chest as they both closed their eyes, and leaned foreword for a kiss two little snicker's interrupted them from outside the door,
"Their going to kiss!" Squeaked Jimmy,
"Will you shut up!" Growled Rebecca.
Opening their eyes in shock, Shego and Drakken both jumped back from each other and brushed their selves off.
"You were trying to kiss me!" She gagged pointing a finger at him,
"K-kiss!" Drakken chocked now noticing he didn't have a shirt so he felt completely naked.
"I cant believe, I let you do that! Ugh! Merry Christmas my ass!" She said walking by him feicely waving her hair in his face making sure he knew she ment it as both youngsters fled from the scene leaving Drakken to be ashamed and along in his room.
Plopping down on the cough in the livingroom Shego angrily sipped her coffee.
"Uh, Aunty Shego?" Jimmy asked coming over and quivering in fear all over, he knew she wasn't happy.
"What!" She snapped,
"I just wanted to give you this… okay bye!"
Jimmy than handing her a tiny box with a yellow ribbon around it and ran back to the tree, which was still being attacked by gifts and opened some more with Rebecca. Pulling away the ribbon, she opened the top and turned it over as a tiny handmade plastic braclet fell onto her lap. Smiling a bit, Shego picked it up and rolled her eyes. How cute could Little Jimmy get.
"Thanks for the gift Jim'ster." Shego winked calming down,
"Welcome! It looks good on you," he gave her a thumbs up.
"Right."
Moments later, Drakken had come back down wearing a red itchy sweater that was read across it, 'Mrs. Lipsky's son.' She had oviously knit it for him and threated him so many times to wear it on Christmas he just stop arguing about the whole damn thing.
"Nice sweater." Shego laughed in her coffee as he snorted at her and poured himself a new cup. Going over to Commodore Puddles who was attacking a new toy of his, the first one had three holes already that dog had tiny white fangs, he knelt down and took the toy out of his mouth. The puppy wined and looked up at his daddy in sadness.
"This coffee is going into my stomach, not on my face, not on my pants, and not on my shirt! Do we have a deal?" Drakken asked as the dog jumped up and ripped the toy from his hand, sending the coffee to go flying into the air. Drakken let out a squeal and caught the cup, sending some of the steaming hot coffee out of the cup and onto his arm.
Shego burst out laughing and Jimmy and Rebecca didn't dare to laugh, so they ran around the corner and burst out laughing.
"Its not funny!" Drakken roared and she stoped laughing. Shego had never heard that kind of tone before coming from Drakken… she didn't like it, it didn't even sound like him.
"Now!" He growled, whipping his hair back with his hand as it sprung up again, " I am not even going near the teeth of hell because I might just poor the rest on me." He mumbled siting down next to Shego who raised her eyebrows and looked away.
"Listen, I'm sorry okay! I just thought, since you had a rough day yesterday, that maybe,"
"That maybe what? That maybe if you kiss me than it will make everything all better?"
"Listen Shego, I was only trying to do it to help you! Why do you always treat me so poorly!"
"I-I cant tell you! But, you didn't have to go kiss me! You just made it harder now, thanks!" She stampered spinning around angrily.
"What did I make harder! Shego please, just tell me! Call me crazy but I think I know what it is!"
"Than what is it? Hm? Tell me Drew Lipsky, what is it this time? Is it that I don't agree with your stupid plans all the time, is that that I don't do this or don't do that,"
"No, it had nothing to do with that!" Drakken said waving his arms in the air.
"Than what Is it!" Shego was crying now and felt totally Out of place. She couldn't even look at him she felt so embarrassed and foolish.
"… Oh Shego," Drakken started calming his voice down and relaxing his angry face. He reached out to hold her but she winced when he touched her and he knew now wasn't a good time.
"Just, just leave me alone!" She whispered in her tears as she ran up the stairs and slammed her door shut.
Rebecca and Little Jimmy poked their heads out and noticed Drakken was fluctuating. Rebecca had felt bad for the fight. If only they hadn't gone up and Jimmy and herself hadn't said anything, than maybe… just maybe they would have kissed and confused their undying love for one another.
"Uncle Drewbie?" She whispered coming out from behind the corner but Drakken put a hand out telling her not to come any farther. She just nodded and went back to the tree with Jimmy to play quietly. She had gotten so many beats and threats at home that his rejection didn't even bother her.
Wanting to go up there and pick her up and kiss her until the end of the day Drakken than knew, It was never going to happen between them. It broke his heart to even think that way. But maybe if Shego just had some time to herself things would be better. Drakken collapsed back down on the couch and dropped his head shaking it.
"Its over," he muttered and Rebecca turned around slightly,
"What's that Uncle D?"
"Its over between Shego and i."
"What! That cant happen, I mean you guys are 'Drakken and Shego!' for pete's sakes! You guys never break up!"
"No Rebecca… you don't understand, Shego hates me, how could she ever love a big loser like me, god I'm so stupid!" Drakken sighed getting up from the couch and slothfully made his way back down to his lab where he would pace back and forth, call his mother to wish her a Merry Christmas and find a scalpel to cut his wrists with.
Upstairs on her bed, crying her eyes out Shego's body shook furiously.
"What is wrong with me!" She screamed into her pillow, "Damn it Shego, tell yourself you love him, tell yourself! You do damn it, you do!" She cried even harder, "But how could it work out between us… he is what in his forties and I'm in my twenties? God but he saved my life… just like I saved his, but he doesn't love me back. Why did I not just leap into his arms and let him kiss me all over when he jumped back from that almost kiss?" She thought aloud, whipping her tears away knowing more were coming.
Shego's eyes were all blotchy and her arms and legs were tender on her scars from kicking them on the bed for ten minutes straight. Her hair was a mess, she didn't even have time to comb it today because she was to madly in love with Drakken's bathrobe.
Blowing out some air, she decided that maybe a nice nap would help so she shut her eyes and woke up a half hour later. It only felt like a couple of minutes and the tears that fell on the sides of her face had dried so she got up and went to wash her face off. Pulling her hair into a high ponytail, she put on some perfume and lipstick. You go girl!
Walking back downstairs, she expected Drakken to be there with the children or watching television or something, but he was nowhere to be found.
"Where did the big blue elephant go?" She asked them both as they pointed in unison to Drakken's door that led to his lab. Taking a deep breath she walked over and opened it up. Walking down the stairs she rolled her eyes because she hated when she had to say sorry.
