AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! NO ONE UPDATED ANY GOOD STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At least, not in my opinion. Are you just all getting tired of all the Clara dominance in my chapters? I'm going to try to let Cat have a turn at the spotlight next chapter.

Clara: Cat. I'll have to remember that.

Catalina: You do you die.

Eika: I'm not so sure about that.

Clara and Catalina (at exactly the same time): Why not?

Eika: I started the story with a general idea of the storyline. You know, who the two main characters would be. What they'd do. What the ending would be. I forgot entirely about the middle.

Catalina: So?

Eika: (maliciously) So I never thought about what would happen if Clara got captured.

Clara: Your point?

Eika: Or about if Catalina joins her.

Catalina: You wouldn't dare.

Eika: That's my point(. I have no control. I make the situation; you get out of it whether I want you too or not(. Or, you don't get out of it, and I have to rack my brain for a way to get you back into position.

Clara: Position? You make it sound like you have this plan. Stop making it so technical!

Catalina: I get it, Clara. She's saying she thought she could control our story once she started it.( She was also hopelessly wrong. She made a mistake by not deciding every little detail about us beforehand. We filled in those spots for her-

Clara: And now we've done things she didn't want to put in her story about us. Interesting.

Eika: That's all you can say? Interesting?! It means I have no control over if you live or die. I never even wanted to put in Michimi-

Catalina: But I decided there should be a maze outside of chocobo forest, happened to be bad at mazes, and you had to get me out somehow.

Eika: Somehow. Exactly.

Clara: I also have a talent at finding hidden items.

Eika: When did this start?!

Catalina: As you said so yourself, you have no control what-so-ever over the story.

Clara: That also mean your sister might appear as a new eidolon after all.

Eika (severely freaked):WHEN WAS THIS DECIDED?! I NEVER SAID ANY OF THIS!!! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Catalina: Calm down, will you? .

Eika (pouting): No. My story.

Clara: We might bring her in any way.

Eika (thinking): Fine. You do that. But that also means I might have other reviewers get jealous.

Catalina: Hey, reviewers! Any of you, now! Want to be in the story? If so, tell us! We read the reviews before Eika, we'll find someway to get you a roll in this! Whether or not Eika cooperates! We'll read your bios if you have a screen name, if not tell us about yourself!

Eika (has head in her hands): This isn't happening.

Clara: Yes, it is. Wake up and smell the tot-en-hot.

Eika: Tot-en-hot? Tot-en-hot?

Catalina: Those turtle things in Ipsens Castle. Really quite delicious.

Eika: I need a vacation. (runs away and rereads a random story)

Catalina: Bye!

Clara: Reviewers review!

Catalina: Fentcleps fent!