Chapter 6: The Order and Party Details!

"You did this for me? And look at that, you guys put a rabbit on the cake! How nice. And a piñata, and Twister, and Pin the Tail on the Donkey, and puppets, and confetti! Aw! I love you guys! Come on, group hug!" The Death Eaters and members of the Order joined in.

Voldie burst into tears. "YOU GUYS ARE MY BEST FRIENDS! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

After they finished, they decided to let Voldie decide. "Well let's play…PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY!" Voldie shouted.

"YAY FOR VOLDIE!" everyone else shouted.

"Yay for the dead beavers!" shouted a random Death Eater.

The author has used him many times. He deserves a name. SHE SHALL NAME HIM BOB!

"I have no idea where the heck that came from, but lets just scream it anyway!" Dumbledore shouted.

"YAY FOR THE DEAD BEAVERS!" everyone shouted.

"How about we just skip to the presents?" Bob shouted.

"OR WE COULD DO THAT, TOO!" Lucius shouted.

Voldie reached for a really badly wrapped package. He shook it eagerly. "Who's this from?"

"Now don't be shy, tell him," Narcissa cooed as she gently pushed her son over to where Voldie stood.

"Now what could be in here?" Voldie asked eagerly. He promptly threw the wrapping paper off and pulled out the arm and eye of the once cute and cuddly teddy bear.

"Teddy suffered!" Draco whispered, popping his finger into his mouth.

"Yes he did!" Voldie exclaimed and hugged him. "HE'S SO TORTUROUS AT HIS AGE!" he squealed.

"Oh, that's nothing. You should see what he does to the prisoners!" Narcissa laughed.

He reached for one of the smallest packages there. "Who sent this?" Voldie asked, outraged at its size.

Lucius stepped up. "I did, sir. BUT FIRST BEFORE YOU KILL ME, LOOK AT WHAT IT IS, PLEASE!" he pleaded.

Voldie opened it, frowning, but then he started grinning so hard it made everyone else's cheeks hurt just as much as his. He softly pushed the button as it lit up. "A miniature philosopher's stone!" he squeaked. "LUCIUS, HOW DID YOU KNOW!"

"Turn it over," Lucius said shyly.

"Made in China!" He burst into tears as he choked these words out.

"Yup!" Lucius said, hugging Narcissa. "We thought you'd like it."

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" everyone said, some hugging each other.

Then after many more presents, including a block of cheese, a chewed up dog toy, miniature broomsticks, and some socks, it came to Snape's present, but he had none! HE WAS DOOMED!

"Snape, where's your present?" Voldie asked, just about as happy as a five-year-old could be at its first birthday party.

"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…." He trailed off. Then he spotted Crabbe and Goyle! YES, THE CLOWN IDEA! "Why they're right here!" He threw them down in front of them all.

"Crabbe and Goyle?" Voldie asked. "But I got them last year!"

"No, they're clowns, and will be performing after all the games are finished," Snape said.

There was a long silence. "Well, if that's really what you got me-"

"It is!" Snape confirmed.

"I guess it's the thought that counts." He looked at the Order members. He bent down next to Crabbe and Goyle's ears and whispered, "On't-bay e-bay oopid-stay."

"DUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" they chorused, looking at each other. They probably didn't even see each other, considering how unfocused and separated their eyes were.

"Is that all the presents?" Everyone nodded. "THEN LET THE PARTY BEGIN!" Dumbledore shouted, crossing his eyes out of excitement.

Just then, Sirius walked over to Snape, tripping over himself with laughter. "YOU KNOW IT'S REALLY FUNNY THAT TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA ALL BECOME BEST FRIENDS AND THEN TOMMOROW, WE'LL BE KILLING EACH OTHER AGAIN!" he shouted over the over blaring music, conducted by Peter.

Snape walked away slowly, seeing all the women gathered around Draco and cooing at him. He turned right. Voldie was talking to Dumbledore about homemade socks. He turned left. The marauders (well three of them) were talking to Lucius, Rodolphus, Arthur, and they were trying to get him involved.

"I really want to just die!" Snape muttered to himself.

Sirius popped up in front of him. "That could be arranged," he said mockingly.

"THAT'S IT!" Snape grabbed a cowering Sirius by his collar. "I HAD TO PUT UP WITH YOU AT SCHOOL AND I'M NOT GOING TO ANYMORE!" he bellowed.

"LOOK, SOMETHING YELLOW!" Sirius said, pointing behind him.

"Where?" Snape cried, spinning around and dropping his prey. Then he noticed what he had done. "OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he roared, chasing after the black robes that had just slipped around the corner.


A/N: (:P) I MADE ANOTHER CLIFFY! HAH! NOW YOU ALL MUST WAIT!

"YOU ARE SO DEAD!"

"NO YOU ARE!"

A/N: ; Oh no, there they go again. Bella, stop bribing your husband to jump off a cliff! Snape, stop beating up Sirius! Crabbe and Goyle, get out of my house! Peter, stop turning yourself into the giant FURBALL OF DOOM! Dumbledore stop talking to Voldie about socks! AND WILL SOMEONE GIVE DRACO HIS TEDDY! xx OH NO I'M TALKING TO MY MUSES!

BaYer04rulz: Hah! If you read this fanfic you'll probably never get to rest in peace. Well think about it, if you were in his situation I'm sure you'd be running all over the place, too. You like that idea? Wow, I thought I'd lose all my reviewers from that part. Just because of how stupid it was. Thanks for reviewing!

Miss Piratess: They did? I approve. Oh, about the invisible ink cartridge…I never thought of that! Drat. Foiled again. I just wanted to say thanks for reading all the stories I've put up here. It's very nice of you. Thanks again.

Super Shayde: Well you see I have another one, but Avie won't put it up. Yet! I'm still following her and bugging her about it until she will. Lyk…totally dude. I'll be aweshumness every time. If you like. Toodles.

wicked-n-lazy: Yup! Well I hope to, anyway. If I go to long, it might get on some people's nerves. Yay! It's not every story you see Voldemort having a birthday party. Thought I'd scare you all there. I still don't know how they do it.

Empress T'Pau: Sorry, I don't speak French. But it would be nice to be able to. Isn't the Internet amazing? I'm in my room talking to people that could be anywhere in the world doing something. It was nice of you to review and thank you for putting this on me favorites list. Au revoir! (Sorry, one of the only things I know in French.)

LilStripedTomato: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! YOU UPDATED! I'm real sorry about you being sick and all. Hope you get better soon. Yes, hah! I made a cliffy and you all have to wait to find out what happens. Well, you'll find out. I never thought of that. That would be a good idea. I didn't specify that. Sorry. But why do you think Lucius freaked out when he saw it? Whoops! (turns to Lil's collection of teddy bears.) I'm sorry if I insulted you. Awwwwwww! Do you really have to go? Oh well. Until next time, then. AWAY!