Clara: (walking towards Eika) Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
Catalina: (ditto) Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
Eika: (backing away slowly) Uh. . . heh heh. Come on guys, stop joking around.
Clara: Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
Catalina: Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
Eika: (laughs nervously) You're just kidding, right? Come on, it isn't funny.
Clara: Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
Catalina: Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
Eika: (continues backing up slowly) Stop it. You're starting to scare me. . .
Clara: Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
Catalina: Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
Eika: Why don't we start the fanfiction?
Clara: Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
Catalina: Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
Eika: heh heh. . .(idea) How about some adamantoise meat? I'll let you have the delicacies of the brain.
Clara+Catalina: MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! Adamantoise meat! (eat it +fall asleep)
Eika: Thank you, sleeping weed.
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"Ok, that moogle said she was wearing a disguise many layers thick, so we'll probably need a knife to get through it." It had been a very tiring day, night had been even worse so far for Sir Fratly, and it wasn't getting any better.
"Here's one, a small dagger," Calls Lady Uedalayla, walking forwards with the very knife Zidane discarded on his journey when he reached this point. "But you'll have to hold her down. She's curled up, and will probably stay that way.
"Gladly, Uedalayla, will I assist." Inserts Malakanya knowingly. "We wouldn't want her to get cut." Uedalayla smiles. Fratly groans. It's public knowledge those two are a couple, and just a matter of time before they announce engagement. Uedalayla has always had a soft spot for children.
"Let's get started."
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Hah! You thought I was gonna end it there? No! I'm just gonna change views. They were threatening to kill me because I gave them a preview of what's ahead. Tee hee.
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"I think we've just about got her," Comments Zidane, a smile on his face at seven A.M. the next morning.
"Indeed. It usually takes twenty-four hours, she shouldn't prove much more of a challenge."
"Freya, you'll just go crazy if you have any more of those lessons."
"Don't fight. We have to take Clara camping, remember?" Interrupts Garnet, smiling. She gives a small giggle before saying, "We might as well enjoy it."
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I wake up at the sudden dawn, feet pushing off, landing on my feet a short distance away, ready for fight or flight instantly. I spin to my left at someone's laugh. Oops.
"You know, I WAS wondering why you were sleeping like that, and there's my answer. You can get out of that position, fights aren't likely to happen around here," Comments the king before laughing again. I feel a blush rising to my cheeks beneath my costume before shaking it off- what am I, a primp to worry about outer opinions?! I do, however, get out of my fighting position before replying with,
"You never know. I could've sworn you were the one about to get tackled from behind."
"What?" He asks, jerking around and falling off the small platform near the stairs he's standing on. Five feet down he catches hold of a rope conveniently hanging down from an upper level, and dangles there. I decide against calling him an idiot- for the moment.
Enter queen of dung and princess of poop.
They take one look around the small platform and the stairs nearby before looking at the broad grin on my face. "Ok Clara, where is he?" Asks the queen. The knights below suddenly quiet- probably in an attempt to learn more about me. I give no response but to begin laughing. They look at me questioningly for another few seconds.
"HELP! LET ME UP!!! I'M STUCK! HEEEEEEELLP!" They both look down and I continue to giggle. To my shock they join me, laughing at the top of their lungs.
"Hang in there Zidane," Calls down Queen Garnet before laughing even harder. Laughing so hard, in fact, that she falls over the edge. King Zidane catches her, hanging on to the rope with one hand, her dress with another, and steadily beginning to slide down to the bottom of the rope. They look so ridiculous that the knights below them begin to chuckle, and Rust Bucket Crap rushes in at the queens shrieks.
Well, the Captain of the Pluto Knights takes one look at Princess Eiko, who's doubled over hooting, me giggling like a maniac and holding a stitch in my side, and the Alexandrian knights of various sorts trying to keep straight faces while the King slides steadily down a rope with one hand and tried to keep hold of the bottom of the Queens dress (so she was upside down) with the other, and shouts, "WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!" Until he's red in the face, which only makes us all laugh harder. After a few more minutes of this Princess Eiko manages to catch her breath long enough to cast float, just as King Zidane reaches the end of his rope.
(A/N: I really wish I could see this. Don't you?)
A shrieking Queen Garnet and a rope burned King Zidane land on the platform, not looking too happy. King Zidane says something angrily to Princess Eiko, who only shrugs weakly and makes an effort to stand up, stop laughing, and stop crying from laughing too hard. He then looks over at me. "Ha ha. Oh, that was REAL funny Clara. REALLY. A wonderful joke." I continue laughing, not making an effort to stop or hide it. "Stop laughing!" He orders me. I stop laughing and stand up straight, looking him straight in the eye.
"It WAS funny." I tell him, then jump onto the. . .bed. I jump higher, grabbing onto the top of the cage with one hand. The other has the end of a. . . blanket, which trails just short of the floor. I spread my legs and try to look really annoyed, move my legs as if trying to climb sideways on thin air, and make little shrieking noises out of the corner of my mouth. My numb tail would, if I chose to reveal it, would be sticking straight out backwards. Even without the tail it's an excellent impression, and Princess Eiko begins to laugh again. Even the King and Queen smile before hitting Princess Eiko over the head. They then leave, the rusting idiot dragging the brainless princess behind him, and I let go of the cage top.
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I've wanted to do that for MONTHS!!! Oh, thank you, I enjoyed that! Please mention how much you laughed! Who wishes they were there? Say I!!!!!
Catalina: (ditto) Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
Eika: (backing away slowly) Uh. . . heh heh. Come on guys, stop joking around.
Clara: Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
Catalina: Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
Eika: (laughs nervously) You're just kidding, right? Come on, it isn't funny.
Clara: Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
Catalina: Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
Eika: (continues backing up slowly) Stop it. You're starting to scare me. . .
Clara: Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
Catalina: Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
Eika: Why don't we start the fanfiction?
Clara: Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
Catalina: Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
Eika: heh heh. . .(idea) How about some adamantoise meat? I'll let you have the delicacies of the brain.
Clara+Catalina: MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! Adamantoise meat! (eat it +fall asleep)
Eika: Thank you, sleeping weed.
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"Ok, that moogle said she was wearing a disguise many layers thick, so we'll probably need a knife to get through it." It had been a very tiring day, night had been even worse so far for Sir Fratly, and it wasn't getting any better.
"Here's one, a small dagger," Calls Lady Uedalayla, walking forwards with the very knife Zidane discarded on his journey when he reached this point. "But you'll have to hold her down. She's curled up, and will probably stay that way.
"Gladly, Uedalayla, will I assist." Inserts Malakanya knowingly. "We wouldn't want her to get cut." Uedalayla smiles. Fratly groans. It's public knowledge those two are a couple, and just a matter of time before they announce engagement. Uedalayla has always had a soft spot for children.
"Let's get started."
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Hah! You thought I was gonna end it there? No! I'm just gonna change views. They were threatening to kill me because I gave them a preview of what's ahead. Tee hee.
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"I think we've just about got her," Comments Zidane, a smile on his face at seven A.M. the next morning.
"Indeed. It usually takes twenty-four hours, she shouldn't prove much more of a challenge."
"Freya, you'll just go crazy if you have any more of those lessons."
"Don't fight. We have to take Clara camping, remember?" Interrupts Garnet, smiling. She gives a small giggle before saying, "We might as well enjoy it."
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I wake up at the sudden dawn, feet pushing off, landing on my feet a short distance away, ready for fight or flight instantly. I spin to my left at someone's laugh. Oops.
"You know, I WAS wondering why you were sleeping like that, and there's my answer. You can get out of that position, fights aren't likely to happen around here," Comments the king before laughing again. I feel a blush rising to my cheeks beneath my costume before shaking it off- what am I, a primp to worry about outer opinions?! I do, however, get out of my fighting position before replying with,
"You never know. I could've sworn you were the one about to get tackled from behind."
"What?" He asks, jerking around and falling off the small platform near the stairs he's standing on. Five feet down he catches hold of a rope conveniently hanging down from an upper level, and dangles there. I decide against calling him an idiot- for the moment.
Enter queen of dung and princess of poop.
They take one look around the small platform and the stairs nearby before looking at the broad grin on my face. "Ok Clara, where is he?" Asks the queen. The knights below suddenly quiet- probably in an attempt to learn more about me. I give no response but to begin laughing. They look at me questioningly for another few seconds.
"HELP! LET ME UP!!! I'M STUCK! HEEEEEEELLP!" They both look down and I continue to giggle. To my shock they join me, laughing at the top of their lungs.
"Hang in there Zidane," Calls down Queen Garnet before laughing even harder. Laughing so hard, in fact, that she falls over the edge. King Zidane catches her, hanging on to the rope with one hand, her dress with another, and steadily beginning to slide down to the bottom of the rope. They look so ridiculous that the knights below them begin to chuckle, and Rust Bucket Crap rushes in at the queens shrieks.
Well, the Captain of the Pluto Knights takes one look at Princess Eiko, who's doubled over hooting, me giggling like a maniac and holding a stitch in my side, and the Alexandrian knights of various sorts trying to keep straight faces while the King slides steadily down a rope with one hand and tried to keep hold of the bottom of the Queens dress (so she was upside down) with the other, and shouts, "WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!" Until he's red in the face, which only makes us all laugh harder. After a few more minutes of this Princess Eiko manages to catch her breath long enough to cast float, just as King Zidane reaches the end of his rope.
(A/N: I really wish I could see this. Don't you?)
A shrieking Queen Garnet and a rope burned King Zidane land on the platform, not looking too happy. King Zidane says something angrily to Princess Eiko, who only shrugs weakly and makes an effort to stand up, stop laughing, and stop crying from laughing too hard. He then looks over at me. "Ha ha. Oh, that was REAL funny Clara. REALLY. A wonderful joke." I continue laughing, not making an effort to stop or hide it. "Stop laughing!" He orders me. I stop laughing and stand up straight, looking him straight in the eye.
"It WAS funny." I tell him, then jump onto the. . .bed. I jump higher, grabbing onto the top of the cage with one hand. The other has the end of a. . . blanket, which trails just short of the floor. I spread my legs and try to look really annoyed, move my legs as if trying to climb sideways on thin air, and make little shrieking noises out of the corner of my mouth. My numb tail would, if I chose to reveal it, would be sticking straight out backwards. Even without the tail it's an excellent impression, and Princess Eiko begins to laugh again. Even the King and Queen smile before hitting Princess Eiko over the head. They then leave, the rusting idiot dragging the brainless princess behind him, and I let go of the cage top.
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I've wanted to do that for MONTHS!!! Oh, thank you, I enjoyed that! Please mention how much you laughed! Who wishes they were there? Say I!!!!!
