One-Shot and my first ever Inuyasha fic

"Sango!"

"Hi Kagome! Welcome back."

"Where's Inuyasha? I need to sit him for following me again."

"Oh, so your finally back wenc…"

"SIT!"

"What was that for?"

"You followed me again!"

"Yeah, I wanted to make sure you…

BAM!

But, this time it wasn't Inuyasha who was on the ground, it was Miroku.

"HENTAI!"

"What? I didn't do anything!"

"Then why was your hand on my ass?"

"Feh, stupid fucking moron…"

"SIT! SIT! SIT!"

"Nice crater…" Miroku muttered.

"Mph! What was that for?"

"How many times do I have to tell you, I don't like it when you say that.

BAM!

"Miroku!" They all shout in unison.

"What? Why does everyone think its me?"

"Well, for one, your hand is still groping my ass. Secondly, you grope every girl you meet, except for Kagome because Inuyasha is always around."

"Feh, I'm fucking outta here."

"Sit boy! SIT!"

BAM! "I think I'll just stay down here…"

"…and thirdly, you're a fucking HENTAI!"

"SIT!" BAM!

"Oh my god! I'm so sorry Inuyasha! Please don't kill me!"

"Grrrr…."

"Sorry Inuyasha, I wasn't thinking about who said it."

"Do you ever?" He muttered under his breath.

Steam slowly starts coming out of Kagome's ears and se looks like she's about to explode!

"Inuyasha! RUN!" Miroku shouts just before Sango knocks him out.

"Shutup Miroku." Sango says.

"I've got to get outta here before she goes ballistic!" he cries as he speeds out the door and into Inuyasha's Forest.

"SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

"Was that an earthquake?" Miroku asks as he regains conciseness.

"No," Sango smiled "Kagome just super-sat Inuyasha."

Later

"Whew, I finally got away from her…" Inuyasha panted.

"What's up dog-butt?

"Kouga, I'm warning you, I'm reeeaalllyyy not in the mood."

"I can tell, she sit you in a puddle again?"

Inuyasha was covered head-to-toe in thick, gooey, slimy mud. All of his clothes and his nice, long, soft, fluffy (A/N: Ooooh, fluuuuuuffffy…) hair was wet and brown.

"I'm tired, smelly, and wet, but if you don't leave right now, I WILL kick your ass."

"Geez dog-butt. Fine I'll leave you alone but I'll be back for Kagome later!"

"Ugh…" Inuyasha finally fell down and landed at the base of the God Tree and fell asleep. His snoring could be heard for miles and…

"Well, I hear Inuyasha snoring, I might as well go get him Sango."

"Alright Kagome. Miroku, you come with me…" she said playfully as she dragged him back into the hut.