Chapter 26
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Vivian tied Jackie up to a chair. "That should hold ya still." She sneered.
Jackie was extremely scared and didn't know what was going to happen to her. "Just let me go. Please!" Jackie was struggling to get free.
Vivian laughed. "Oh I don't think that's possible because Voldemort is coming…" (Dun Dun Dun)
Voldemort walked slowly towards Jackie. He could practically smell the fear that leashed inside her. "Hello."
Jackie looked up. All she could make out was a simple, "Hi."
Voldemort smirked in defeat and sat down on a chair. "Now you're going to help us. If you don't co-operate you will end up like 50 Cent!"
Jackie said, "Omg he's a wizard!"
Voldemort said, "Yes but I'm sure you wouldn't want to be a gansta for the rest of your life… now who did Dumbledore give the Schwartz to?"
Jackie knew she couldn't tell because she promised on the lord of the bling-bling that she wouldn't tell anyone. "I'll never tell." She said in a sing-song voice.
Voldemort said, "Oh yes you will!"
"No I won't!"
"Now tell me before I hex you! Who has the Schwartz?"
Jackie smiled and said, "Eat my shorts! Even though I'm not wearing any…"
Vivian said, "Now you're talking to the mighty and powerful Lord Voldemort! You must answer him!"
"Is that a threat?"
"Could be."
Voldemort laughed." It's okay Vivian now any last requests before you die."
Jackie said, "Yes….I was wondering…if you could sing the whole Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor dream coat musical."
Voldemort and Vivian looked at each other.
"Oh that's just bullshit!" said Voldemort.
Nehal, Heather, Danielle and Harry followed a death eater and found out where they were hiding. They hid behind a rock and saw they had guards.
"Wow they must know we're coming." Said Harry
"I don't see Jackie anywhere." Said Heather
Nehal said, "That's because she's inside."
Heather said, "Oh right…"
Harry said, "We'll have to fight our way through."
Nehal said, "No we don't! Danie you know what to do!"
Danielle nodded her head. "Right."
Harry said," Er… do you know what you're doing?"
"Yeppers." Said Heather
Danielle said,"Hey boys…I was wondering if you could tell me where you hold people hostage against their will." She said in a sexy manner.
One of the death eaters said," I'll show you the way and I'll show you good."
Danielle and the other guards left so the area was clear.
Nehal, Heather and Harry went inside the building. All if a sudden an ambush party of death eaters came and surrounded them into a circle.
"Go ahead Harry! We'll take care of them." Said Nehal
Harry ran ahead and Danielle jumped back in.
"Back already?" asked Nehal
Danielle replied, "Yep! And I'm ready to fight!"
The girls did a Charlie's Angel pose with Nehal in the middle with her chain that she picked up along the way. (LOL)
Danielle did a Britany Spears kick and a death eater fell over.
Heather did a Matrix move in the air and knocked a bunch of death eaters down.
Nehal started to swing her chain around which scared some of the death eaters away.
Danielle did a back flip and she hit two death eaters in the air.
The death eaters started to get scared.
Danielle said, "I'll go find Jackie!"
Nehal said, "I'll stay here."
"Me too!" replied Heather.
Danielle said, "Alright, good luck guys."
"Ya you too!" yelled Nehal and Heather.
A death eater busted down the doors. "My lord we have intruders."
"Is it Potter?" asked Voldemort
"Umm… I don't think so. Not that I know of. However, there were 3 females though."
Jackie said, "Yes!"
Everyone looked at her.
Vivian said, "Never send a man to do a women's job." She then left.
Voldemort said, "Now this is the last time I am going to ask you. Who has the Schwartz?"
Jackie answered, "I have no idea! I think you kidnapped the wrong person!"
Voldemort said, "Okay now I'm getting really ticked off! Just tell me who has the Schwartz!"
The Jeopardy theme song music started to play. (You know how it goes)
Jackie said, "Hey I know this…doo doo doo do."
Voldemort said, "I can't take this anymore." He pointed his wand at Jackie and a flash of green light came out. (Gasp!)
"Ahh!" She screamed.
Nehal was busy fighting of the death eaters to notice Vivian standing there. Vivian threw a piece of wood that was aiming towards Nehal.
"Nehal watch out!" Yelled Heather
Nehal turned around in the nick of time and kicked the piece of wood.
Vivian's jaw dropped.
Nehal said, "Come and get me….if you dare." She swung her chain around and a flash of lighting came down. "Yeah that's right. I just opened a can of whoop ass!"
"Huh?"
"Let me explain…I opened the can and an ass comes out."
"Nehal!" Heather said. "This isn't the best time to talk about what you ate!"
"Huh? Now where was I? Oh yeah. I opened…"
"That's enough!" growled Vivian.
"Hey! No one interrupts me while I'm talking. And I mean no one. Especially when I'm talking about food…that reminds me I'm hungry."
Vivian said, "What are you gonna do about it? Wrap your precious chain around my neck!"
"Actually that's a good idea; I'll have to try it."
"You wouldn't?"
"Oh but I would."
Vivian started to chase Nehal, who ran around a corner and disappeared. Vivian couldn't find her.
"You can run but you can't hide!"
Nehal crept behind Vivian and wrapped a chain around her neck. "You were saying?" She asked.
"I…I…let me go!"
"Okay! No no stay still! This is the deal! Let's play basketball. 1 on 1. Whoever scores the most points without magic wins!" said Nehal
Danielle walked around the place. "Where could Jackie be?" she thought. Danielle then walked into a room where the death eaters said that hostages were supposed to be.
"Where have you been Man?" said a voice Danielle didn't recognize. She turned around and gasped. There Jackie stood. But she had turned into a gansta! They were too late. (Oh no!)
Jackie started walking towards Danielle. She had other gangstas following her then Jackie started rapping.
This looks like a job 4 me so everybody just follow me because we need a little controversy because it feels so empty without me.
"Jaxs what happened to you?" asked Danielle
"Nothing. Leave me alone!"
"Jackie did Voldemort turn you into a gansta?"
"Whatcha talking about G?"
Danielle whispered, "Listen Jackie you have to stand up for yourself! I can't believe he turned you into a gansta!"
Jackie said, "Right…anyways my name isn't Jackie anymore. It's MC Money Girl and all I wanted to know was if you wanted to go see the Eminem concert."
"I don't want to see the Eminem concert and your real name is Jackie!" yelled Danielle.
"Yo guy! I swear you're like on crack or something cause I'm like whoa and you're like whoa!"
Danielle rolled her eye. "This is going to take awhile."
Harry walked along the corridors and saw Mr. Judge shaving.
Mr. Judge said, "Damn do they have any good razors that are actually sharp around here!" (ahaha get it sharp!)
Harry pointed the ring at the whip cream beside Mr. Judge. He concentrated hard and the whip cream came flying into his hand.
Mr. Judge turned around and saw Harry holding the whip cream.
Harry said, "Tell me where Lord Voldemort is?"
Mr. Judge said, "I'm sorry but if you could just sing a solo then…"
"Wait a minute…you're a death eater?"
"Correction, I was a death eater but now I am a spy."
"Tell me where Voldemort is!"
"Never!"
Harry sprayed the whip cream into Mr. Judge's eyes.
"Ahh!" He drooped down onto his knees. "It burns I tell you! It burns like hell"
Harry yelled, "Where is he?"
"Okay I'll tell. He's right through that door!"
Harry said, "Thanks Mr. Judge!" He started to walk through the door but he the changed his mind. He walked back towards Mr. Judge. He bent down and started to lick the whip cream of Mr. Judge's face. (Remember there both gay)"Taste's better than usual. What is it?"
"New soap! Bought it in a muggle store."
"Mmm…good."
"Harry there's something I should tell you. Harry I'm gay and I'm in love with you and I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. But I can't do that...but I promise you…I won't let anything happen to you."
Harry said, "I didn't know you felt the same way as I did about you!"
"Well…I didn't think it would be right if a student and his teacher got married."
"Neither would I!" said Voldemort. He smirked. "Sorry to interrupt this dramatic moment but I have something to take care off."
Voldemort said a spell and pointed his wand at Harry.
Mr. Judge said, "Nooo" And jumped in front of him so the spell would hit him instead.
"Robert!" yelled Harry. "You will pay big time Voldie!"
Nehal and Vivian were playing their basketball game. So far Nehal was winning 21-18.
Heather was cheering for Nehal while another death eater was cheering for Vivian.
Nehal started to dribble the ball down the court. She started to do some tricks around her leg. "Oh where's the ball eh?"
Vivian's eyes kept moving back and forth. Nehal made a deek to her left and did a lay up and scored. "Oh yeah who rules!" said Nehal. She ran towards Heather and gave her a high five.
Vivian looked sour and said bitterly, "How about playing Quidditch?"
Nehal smiled and said, "I'm on the team."
"Then… how about playing a sport you're not good at!" Spat Vivian outraged.
"That's not possible." Nehal replied casually.
Vivian glared at Nehal. "Let's go see our lord come Dwayne!" (Dwayne is the death eater's name that was cheering her on)
"Wait!" yelled Heather. "I made some…Gatorade for after the match."
Heather handed them the Gatorade and winked at Nehal.
Vivian and the death eater drank the Gatorade and fainted.
"Good work Hey Hey!" (Sorry changed the nickname from Heath Heath to Hey Hey) said Nehal. "Now we have to find Danielle and Jackie!"
"Okay." Said Heather and they walked away.
There was a flash of bright blue light as a jet of red smoke caught Mr. Judge in the chest.
"Robert! Robert!" sobbed Harry.
Mr. Judge was lying face down on the floor and his left hand fingers were twitching.
"You're next." Said Voldemort.
"You killed my teacher! Prepare to pay the ultimate price!" said Harry
"You can't do anything!" Laughed Voldemort.
"Wrong!" yelled Harry. "I have the Schwartz!" Harry held it up and a green light sabor came out. (Star wars action now!)
Voldemort held out his Schwartz (Remember he has the downside) and a red light sabor came out. "I can see that your Schwartz is as big as mine!" They both looked down.
"It's not the size that counts." Said Harry. "But how you use it!"
And they started to fight. Harry jumped offensively and their light sabors clashed. Voldemort pressed his light saber against Harry's and hit the sword so that Harry's arm swung against the wall. Voldemort pressed his bright sabor against Harry's neck.
"Prepare to die!" said Voldemort.
"Nooo!" screamed Mr. Judge. (Thought he was dead eh?) He grabbed Voldemort's foot and pulled him onto the floor.
"Robert."
"Harry! Go! I'll keep him busy." (Ow!)
Harry lost no time and traveled by floo powder to Hogwarts.
Harry looked around and found himself in Hogwarts. "I've got to find Professor Dumbledore" he thought
He started running down the corridors. He went to his office and found Dumbledore, Fiona, Draco and Ian
Dumbledore said "Harry are you alright what happened?"
Harry explained to them about the Schwartz fight and how he and Mr. Judge confessed their love for each other."
"What about Jackie did you find her?" asked Draco.
"And Danielle!" added Ian
Harry said, "I'm not sure what's going to happen but I think they will be okay."
"Are they still alive?" asked Fiona
"Yeah they should be if they have the Schwartz…whoops that's me who has the Schwartz!"
"I can't believe you!" yelled Fiona. "You just left without them! You know there lives are in danger too! Who knows maybe the buildings going to blow up like it does it in those movies you know when they run…"
"Fiona!" yelled Ian.
"What?"
"Shut up!"
Harry said, "Don't worry I'm sure Robert will find them and bring them back safely!"
Mr. Judge used floo powder to get to Hogwarts but he looked exhausted.
"Robert!" yelled Harry. "Are you alright?"
"Yeah I'm fine…I think I broke my arm though."
"Where is everyone else?" asked Draco
"Up your butt crack!" said the voice
Dumbledore said, "They better get here soon…they signed up for battle of the bands."
Meanwhile, Danielle was still convincing Jackie to come with her.
"Jackie please come. We're in danger…like right now!"
"Suck it!"
"Jackie please listen to me!"
"Yo I already told you my fucking name is MC Money Girl get it right bitch!"
"Okay fine MC Money Girl we need to go!"
"No way! I like it here…besides I'm going to miss the Eminem concert!"
Danielle said, "I was afraid it was going to come to this…"
"Come to what?"
Danielle gulped. "Jackie look at yourself." She gave Jackie her pocket mirror. "You're white!"
Jackie looked in the pocket mirror. She saw her reflection and Danielle was right. She was white. She slowly dropped the mirror.
Danielle dived to catch the mirror in slow motion, "Noooo"
She landed with a thump on the ground, but caught the mirror.
Jackie started to cry. "I'm MC Money Girl! How can I be white?"
"Not only are you white…you're Jackie Allan."
"I…I…" said Jackie. "I don't know what to say. Am I really this Jackie person?"
"What did Voldemort do to you?"
"I can't remember." Said Jackie
"It must be forgetfulness or confundus hex!" said Danielle. She looked at Jackie. "Where is he?"
"Playing with his dolls."
"Come on we have to get to Voldemort!"
Heather and Nehal were running down an empty corridor. They heard a voice in one of the rooms.
"Let's go see who it is!" said Nehal, pulling out her wand.
They opened the door and Voldemort was surrounded with dolls and clutching a bomb. He turned to look at them and said, "Expelliarmus!"
Their wands flew into Voldemort's hands.
Voldemort took out a piece of rope and tried to tie it around Nehal and Heather.
Heather jumped up and put her foot behind Voldemort just as he tried to step forward and she hit him in the back. He tripped over. "Run!" she yelled
"Stupefy!" yelled Voldemort and they both fell over.
He quickly tied them up and walked out of the room. He left the door open though. (Hmmm…smart)
Danielle and Jackie were running down an empty corridor.
"There!" said Jackie." This is Voldemort's doll room."
They walked in and instead of seeing Voldemort they saw Nehal and Heather.
"Enewerate!" said Danielle and they woke up and untied themselves.
"Quick! Voldemort has a bomb! We have to get out!" said Nehal
They started to run down the corridor and turned down the stairs. Soon they were in the fresh open air. Jackie heard Voldemort's evil laughter and a bomb ticking.
Nehal thinking quickly threw Voldemort inside the castle and locked the door.
"Run!" yelled Danielle.
They all started running slow motion as the castle exploded. (Charlie's angel style)
A/N: Sorry I haven't updated in such a long time. I completely forgot about this story and I totally left you guys in a cliffhanger. Well I know this chapter is long but it is to make up for all the times I missed updating. (LOL) I'm sooo sorry and I'll try to keep the updates more often.
