Chapter 27

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The girls all landed in a grassy field.

"Is everyone okay?" asked Nehal

"Ya I'm alright yo." said Jackie.

Nehal and Heather looked at Jackie puzzled.

Danielle said, "She thinks she's a gansta!"

"Oh no!" said Heather. "Not Jackie!"

"What about me?" asked Jackie, adjusting her bandana and baggy pants?

Danielle rolled her eyes." Come on we shouldn't linger any longer."

"Well where are we gonna go!" said Heather. "Look around Danielle. We're in the middle of nowhere!"

"Good observation there Heather." said Nehal.

Danielle started to walk around. "Do you hear something?"

The girls all listened.

"Ya it sounds like cars!" answered Nehal.

"A lot of cars!" added Heather

"I think there's a highway somewhere around here. Let's walk up this hill." said Danielle, as Nehal, Heather and Jackie followed suit.

They all walked up the hill and sure enough Danielle was right. There was a highway and cars were just zooming by.

"What should we do?" asked Heather. "Oh my gosh I smell food and it smells of McDonald's. "

Nehal replied, "Well maybe that's because there's a McDonald's right across this highway. " She paused. "I say we cross!"

Jackie said, "Yo are you fucking crazy gurlio? You could get killed."

"Hello! We just faced Voldemort and we didn't die. I'm crossing." Nehal waited for a chance to go and just ran as fast as she could, causing some mini traffic jams. "See it's totally safe!"

Danielle, Heather and Jackie all looked at each other.

"I have another method in mind." said Danielle. She pointed her wand at the road. "Let my people go!" Water then splashed around and all the cars stopped. They then walked through feeling like they were Moses and the parting of the Red sea.

"Wowzers." said Nehal.

"Let us walk, fall civilians." Said Danielle and all the muggles started to run away.

One muggle started singing, "Danielle's got a wand." (Tune from Jamie's got a gun)

Another muggle said, "Ahh! She's got a wand."

So the three girls met up with Nehal on the other side.

"Why didn't I think of that." said Nehal

"Because you never think bitch!" said Jackie

They all started to head to McDonald's.

"I'm starving." said Jackie licking her lips.

"Me too!" added Heather

"Come on! Can't this bloody line move any faster?" Nehal said impatiently.

Heather answered, "You guys go get a seat and I'll take the orders."

They all told Heather their orders and went to find a seat. They choose a seat by the window.

"Why would there be a McDonald's close to Voldemort's hideout?" asked Nehal.

"I don't know." Danielle replied. "He's just plain stupid."

Finally it was Heather's turn to order.

"Hi, how can I help you?" asked a teenage girl with lots of acne.

Heather smiled. "Hi can I have medium fried, 4 Mcflurry's two Smarties two Oreo, a coke not diet, 1 cheeseburger and 21 piece nuggets with honey sauce…"

Jackie looked out the window and saw a couple of ghetto people having a break dance competition. It looked like they were having fun but also taking it very seriously at the same time.

Heather continued with the order. "Two small fries with ketchup on the side…not the center!"

Jackie went outside to see the completion. She walked over to them. "Yo can I try?" she asked

They all studied her and one girl with big hoop earrings walked over and said, "Can you handle it?"

"Handle it?" scoffed Jackie. "I'll show you how we do things in Canada."

Jackie started dancing around in the middle while everyone watched her in amazement. She was actually pretty good. Jackie ended her routine with a round off. "You just got served!"

Heather came back with the orders. "Finally, I can sit down now. Where's Jackie?"

Nehal and Danielle were so into their conversation they didn't see or hear Jackie leave.

"Oh she's probably in the washroom." answered Danielle.

"Well she better be here soon because the food is gonna get cold." said Heather. She leaned forward and whispered to Nehal and Danielle. "And you know how their fries…there only good for like 2 minutes."

So they finished eating and went outside to see if Jackie was there and she was. She was talking to the girl with big hoped earrings.

"Jackie!" yelled Heather. "There you are. Come on let's go."

Jackie said goodbye to the girl and walked over to her friends.

"Who are those people?" asked Nehal

"My hommies, down south yo."

Danielle shook her head. "I can't wait till your back to normal."

"Wow look at that car!" said Nehal. She walked over to a red sports car. She whistled. "Sweet…four-wheel drive."

"I've always liked red." said Heather. "But I like purple better. Purple is my favorite color."

"I think this car belongs to those hotties with bodies over there." said Jackie. "Guys, how does my hair look?"

"Okay! Who is the lucky one?" said Heather

"No guys!" said Danielle. "This is wrong! We mustn't steal."

"If Ian was here…" muttered Nehal

"Okay! But I'm not driving!" Danielle said giving in.

"Well we've got a driver. Me!" said Nehal

"Since when did we agree to this?" said Jackie. "Yo I'm the oldest."

"And I am the…hold on, Heather's the youngest." Said Nehal

"Well we need to go to London somehow. We can't walk!" exclaimed Heather

"Maybe we can hitch hike!" suggested Jackie

"I don't think so. Not in your condition anyways." Said Danielle

"I think I'm falling in love with this car." said Nehal dreamily.

"Okay…but who knows how to drive?" asked Heather

"Uh…I went go-karting if that helps." Offered Nehal

"What was your speed limit?" asked Danielle

Nehal answered, "150."

There was silence.

"I am not coming!" declared Danielle

"I have a whole life ahead of me…college, Hogwarts, children before I die." said Heather

"Ya and I ya know don't want to ruin my ghetto fabulous hairstyle." said Jackie hastily.

"Guys I was so joking!" said Nehal.

"Well right now isn't a good time for joking around!" said Danielle

"Guys umm…look whose coming." said Heather. "And I am not joking!"

The 4 hotties with bodies started to walk over in their direction.

"Like the car?" the leader of the hotties said.

Nehal, Danielle and Heather walked away from the guys and snuck into the car while Jackie chatted with them.

Jackie said, "Yo shinzzle nizzle you hot of the sizzle!" she touched his nipple. "Sizz."

The hotties had odd expressions on their faces.

Jackie said, "That means that your car's so fine just like you!"

"Oh gee thanks."

"Now why don't you boys go and get something to eat. The food is great!"

"Oh we already got some food."

"Well umm…umm…go get some more…my treat!" Jackie gave them some money and waited for them to go inside the store. As soon as they were gone Jackie ran and jumped into the passenger side of the car.

"Okay you guys ready?" said Nehal.

Heather started praying. "Dear God…"

Nehal turned around and looked at Heather. "Thanks for the confidence Heather."

Nehal started the car and by accident backed the car up and hit another car's bumper. The car's alarm started to go off.

"Oh shit!" said Nehal.

The hotties with bodies came out from McDonald's. "Hey that's my car!"

"Drive!" yelled Danielle.

Nehal pushed the petal and drove the car onto the highway. There was a school bus right in front of them and they were going really slow.

Nehal honked the horn. "Put the petal to the metal! My grandma can drive faster than that!"

"Must run in the family." whispered Heather to Danielle in the backseat.

"Alright this calls for drastic measures!" said Nehal

Nehal switched lanes and went zooming past the bus and then went back into the other lane.

Jackie and Heather were screaming their heads off.

Danielle yelled, "Nehal use your signal when you switch lanes!"

Nehal looked at the buttons." Er…is it this one." She pushed a button and a little compartment came out with a map. "Oh look Jackie it's a map. You can be a navigator!"

Meanwhile, back at Hogwarts, Battle of the bands was happening.

Dumbledore said, "Yo! Up next we have Amanda, Casey and Meghan singing Into deep by Sum 41!"

Amanda, Casey and Meghan went on stage and started performing. Everyone was cheering for them.

"This doesn't look good!" whispered Fiona to Draco and Ian who were standing at the back watching.

"Of course it's not good." said Ian. "My girlfriend is in trouble!"

"Yeah." added Draco. "And Jackie's in trouble too."

Fiona raised an eyebrow. "Since when did you start liking Jackie."

Draco sighed. "Since the first time I saw her."

Fiona and Ian burst out laughing.

"Hey!" yelled Draco. He glared at the both of them. "Never make fun of a Malfoy!"

"I'll be sure to remember that." muttered Fiona

Jackie looked at the map. "Okay so where are we going?"

"London." replied Danielle.

Jackie looked at the map and squinted her eyes. "London isn't on this map but there is a place where London should be and it's called N-O-D-N-O-L, Nodnol."

Nehal glanced at Jackie. "Jackie you're reading the map upside down!"

"Oops…my bad!" She turned the map right side up. "I think I liked it upside down better."

"Oh Nehal you just passed the exit we were supposed to go on!" yelled Danielle.

Nehal stopped the car and did a U-turn.

"Get off me Danie!" yelled Heather.

Nehal then turned and went through the exit.

"Ah! Heather you're on top of me now." Said Danielle

"Whoa…what a ride." said Nehal. "Wasn't that fun?" She looked back and found Heather and Danielle glaring at her. "Okay then…"

There was silence for awhile while Nehal was driving.

"Jackie where do we go next?" Nehal looked over at Jackie and saw that she made the map into a hat and was wearing it over her bandana. "Jackie why on earth did you make use of our map to make a ridiculous hat?"

Jackie replied, "It's not ridiculous! I just got bored with the map so I decided to make it more interesting by making it a hat!"

All of a sudden the wind blew Jackie's hat and it flew onto the road. Jackie screamed. "Omg my hat fell off!"

"Omg the map!" yelled Heather

"Nehal turn around quick!" yelled Danielle.

"Hang on guys." answered Nehal.

She spun the car around in action. As soon as they were close enough to retrieve the map Jackie said, "Accio Map!" The ma came back into her hands. "Yay I got my hat back!"

"Oh know you didn't!" said Danielle. She reached over the seat and grabbed the map from Jackie.

"Hey!" Jackie said. "That's my hat!"

"Correction Jackie, it's a MAP not a HAT!" said Heather

"This is so unfair." said Jackie. She crossed her arms and looked down.

Amanda, Casey and Meghan finished performing their song. The crowd went wild. They were given a standing ovation.

"Omg guys this is so cool! We have a chance of winning now." said Meghan.

"Oh I think we will win." said Amanda. "Those Gryffindor gals haven't showed up yet!"

"Oh they haven't?" asked Casey.

"Nope." replied Amanda. "So basically we have a good chance of winning!"

"Well if they do come then we will have competition." said Meghan

Amanda smirked. "But we won't let them come."

"What exactly do you have in mind?" asked Casey

Amanda replied, "They won't be able to get through if we use an invisibility wall jinx so they won't be able to perform. They will be totally clueless!"

"Great plan Amanda!" said Casey

"Yeah…really good." said Meghan

"Where are they?" said Fiona, who sounded worried. "They should be here by now!"

"I knew I should have gone with her." Said Draco

"Well I think two bodyguards would be better." added Ian.

"Well you don't have abs like I do!" said Draco.

"What are you going to butt them with your stomach." teased Ian.

Fiona laughed.

Draco muttered, "I just want to see her face again, just one more time."

"What are Amanda, Casey and Meghan doing?" asked Fiona

"I don't care! Let's go Malfoy." said Ian. Just then there was a great noise coming from the broom closet out tumbled Dean and Lavender.

"How dare you?" cried Fiona. "Two timer! Nehal deserves better than this!" Now she was practically screaming.

"Calm down Fiona." said Ian.

"Whatever." Fiona said raising her hands in the air. She tried to walk out of the great hall but she bumped into the invisible wall. "Ouch!" she said. "What in the world is going on?"

"It's some kind of force – field." answered Draco.

Ian said, "Something tells me your ex-girlfriend is behind this Malfoy."

"Oh no! Then Jackie can't come through!" Draco said horrified.

A/N: Uh oh! The girls might not be able to come back to Hogwarts! Stay tuned to find out what happens next, and don't forget to review! Thanks so much love you all!